Sanji woke up feeling sleep deprived. He yawned, stood up, and heard a gasping sound from somewhere. Turning to his left, a person in a lab coat was shaking his buddy awake. The sleeping one lifted his head and his eyes widened. They both looked terrified. Sanji assumed this was because he was a pirate, and shrugged it off.
As he walked out the door, having beat up the two scientists, he looked at the label on the door.
Lore creature testing, Subject 823 currently being tested.
Sanji assumed that subject 823 was him, and wondered what in heck "Lore Creature Testing" was. He was really thirsty for some reason, too, making him even more annoyed.
As he was walking around the facility, he spotted a figure at the far end of the hallway. He couldn't make out the details, but he knew one thing; it was a woman.
Smiling, Sanji quickened his steps. But as he approached, small details became apparent, until he stopped all together. The first thing that caught his attention was the bright green hair. Then the tan skin, the piercing eyes. Until his eyes landed on the three swords that the girl rested her hand on in an all too familiar fashion. The lady looked up and glared at him.
"What do you want, curly eyebrow?"
Sanji's cigarette fell out of his mouth. He was beyond surprised.
"How…Moss…" he stuttered. Zoro went to draw his sword, but stumbled forward and face-planted.
"Crap! Damn this body…" Zoro said as he stood. He swung his sword at Sanji. Sanji instinctively raised his foot to block. Zoro's sword went flying.
"What the hell, damn cook?" he said running to retrieve it. Sanji just stared.
"I was just blocking…I wasn't even trying…" he gaped. Zoro didn't return immediately, so he looked around the corner. He sweat-dropped.
"Where is it?!" Zoro yelled, taking a random right. Sanji just sighed, grabbing the sword that was just a few feet behind him.
"Geez, this is light." He said, holding the katana. He walked down the hallway, but Zoro was long gone. He sweat-dropped.
"Well, I'll find him eventually." Sanji said, continuing. Then he stopped.
"Wait…WHY THE HELL WAS MARIMO A WOMAN!"
A/N I'm sorry this chapter is short, they will be longer in the future. And FireSurfer, I'm sorry, but I can't capture there personality without cursing.