"How the Last Episode of Lost Should Have Ended: 3 Point 0"

The Professor wakes up in bed with a red haired woman and a black haired woman.

He says, "Wow! What a dream!"

"Ginger ... ," he says as he nudges the redhead.
"Mary Ann ... ," he says as he nudges the black haired woman.
"No more lobster and coconut pizza just before bed."

The redhead rolls over and says, "Who's Ginger?"

The black haired woman rolls over and says, "Who's Mary Ann?"

The redhead is Dr. Kerry Weaver, not Ginger.
The black haired woman is Lieutenant Sandy Lopez, not Mary Ann.

NOTE
Lost
+ Gilligan's Island
+ ER
+ The Twilight Zone episode "Person or Persons Unknown"
This episode was first broadcast on March 23, 1962.
It is usually included in the holiday marathons
of The Twilight Zone on the SyFy channel.

Laura Innes played Dr. Kerry Weaver in ER.
Lisa Vidal played Lieutenant Sandy Lopez, Chicago Fire Department,
Kerry's second Lesbian lover.

I do not own Lost or Gilligan's Island or ER or The Twilight Zone, or any of their respective characters, institutions, or entities.