Title: My Neighbor's too Loud.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!

Note: Heyyo everyone! Sincerely apologized for the long MIA. Been busy with my work, examinations and overseas camp... anyway, a new chapter is up and hope you guys will like it! Do review and enjoy reading! Cheers!

My Neighbor's an ass

"No way!" Ten-ten exclaimed as she moved a little nearer towards the blue head. "Are you serious?!"

"Yes. Almost every single night." Whined the female Hyuga as she slouched herself on the chair.

"Have you met him yet?" Temari, her newly made friend asked.

Hinata nodded her head. "Yea. He's only 18! And he's... Doing that thing to different girls every night!" Hinata whispered loudly. "Hentai."

"Not amused." Temari yawned a little. "I mean, we are pretty crazy nowadays."

"You. Not Hinata." Ten-ten chuckled. "So have you confronted him?"

"Yea. It was one hell bad experience, I swear." Hinata shook her her head and sat up.

Stuffing a octopus in her mouth, the dirty blonde asked. "Cute?"

"One of the cutest I ever met. I need to admit, he's even cuter than Jack and Jill. But Sam is cuter." Hinata said slowly while mentally analyzing all their faces together.

"Who are they?" Temari asked curiously.

Smiling, Hinata laughed a little. "My hamsters and my guinea pig."

"So are you trying to say he looks like hamster?" Temari asked, flashing the both a how-the-hell-does-a-hamster-look-alike-man-is-cute face.

"It's just her stupid way of describing someone." Ten-ten sighed softly.

Hinata sealed her letter up and slide it into his apartment through the tiny gap from the bottom of the door. She smiled and stood up, dusting her hands as if he had accomplished something big. After much thinking, she realized the safest and the easiest way would be writing him a letter.

Just as she was about to return back to her apartment, the letter slide out. She looked around and looked at the door, slightly askew. The wind? She mentally thought and slid back in again. And out the letter came again.

She knew one thing. The hentai freak was home.

In. And out. In. And out. It was never ending. She grunted softly, only to hear a soft chuckle from behind the door. With one strong shove, the letter went in and it did not slide back out. A small smile adorned her beautiful face and just as she was about to stand up, the door opened, revealing the hentai freak.

Without any warning, he grabbed her hand and dragged her in. Literally dragging her in with her butt on the ground. Free mopping for him? No way.

"Let me go!" She screamed. "I'm gonna—"

Finally releasing her, he pushed her down to the ground and pinned both of hands above her head and locking her legs with his knees. "You're gonna what?"

"Call the police!" She snapped and glared at him.

He leaned in and took a deep breath in. "You smell really nice. Lavender."

Hinata needed to admit he smelled really nice too. Tomatoes.

"You really have a nice pair of tits." He said while raping her with his eyes.

"Get. Off. Me!" She pushed him away and stood up immediately, only to be falling back down due to her weak knees.

"Weak against me, huh? Am I too hot for you?" He said, smirking as he grabbed her feet and pulled her towards him. "How about a night together? It's gonna be quiet for you."

"Shut up! Shut up!" Hinata chanted with her hands flying around in the air. "Shut up!"

"Alright, alright." He said, sighing a little as he let her go and stood up slowly. "You're no fun."

"I'm sorry but I don't wanna be one of your harem girls!" Hinata snapped and stood up. "Hentai!" She shouted before rushing out of his apartment and back to hers.

Closing the door as immediately as possible, the blue head made her way to the couch and grabbed the cushion. After a few seconds of staring into blank space, she threw the cushion on the ground before kicking it, punching it and stomping on it. "Take this, you hentai!" She whispered loudly.

It took her exact five minutes before her anger was finally ceased as she made her way towards her hamster cage. She took Jack out and feed him with his favorite nuts. "He's crazy. Who does he think he is?!" Hinata complained towards that rather furry animal.

It was chewing.

"Retarded asshole! Jerk. Bastard! Trash bag!" She continued.

Then, a letter from the bottom of the door slid in. Tilting her head a little, she made her way towards the yellow letter and pick it up. The envelop was her's but the letter in it wasn't.

I wouldn't mind exchanging days of not banging any girls with one day with you.

- Uchiha.

So his last name was Uchiha. Then realizing that wasn't the point, she shook her head violently and threw the letter on the ground before stomping on it multiple times.

"Take this! Take this! Take, THIS!" She shouted, venting all her anger on the piece of letter.