Disclaimer: Touhou belongs to Zun, and the only things that belong to myself would be Usagi the Mimic, and Moegi the Japanese Beetle. Everything else belongs to their rightful owner.

A/N: Eheh, it sure has been awhile since I last updated this one, huh...? Well, I suppose I should fix that, hmm? On with the show!

A/N2: Holy crapolie! This chapter really, really gave me trouble! I've had it to 800 words for about 5 days now, and just... couldn't figure it out! And so, I'm wasting a bit of the space by filling it with complaints aimed at myself~ I mean, honestly, the 2nd chapter was intended to be the ending, but then I figured I'd continue it beyond that a bit! It'll probably end by chapter 5, as it is only meant to fill the blank spot of when Mokou got drunk, and came back engaged.

Late morning, Eientei, Eiren's PoV:

This isn't happening.

How is this happening?

This can't be happening.

Why is this happening...?

I can't believe this is happening!

Of all the people to finally, finally have their marriage proposal accepted, not only was this not even truely a proposal, but I didn't even know that the princess was like that! How could I not realize that, when it was so obvious? ! She gives impossible challenges, the like that no man can survive, all of which pertain to items which she already owns, thus making them unable to be completed! Is it because she's known Mokou for so long? Would I have had the same chance of being accepted?

Not that I'm interested in the princess or anything, but I do have to question her taste. Mokou. Seriously?! She's cut from the same jib as her father, and yet she's willing to let that... trash marry into the family? Ohh, the moon won't be happy if they hear about this. They won't be happy at all...

Furthermore, I'm going to not look forward to the day that their desire for eachother comes to a peak, and the princess requests - nay, demands that I produce a drug that will allow them to produce a child.

These were the many things I thought about as the room silently enjoyed its meal, even while my own plate of eggs grew cold.

Reisen's PoV:

...I didn't see that coming...

Not one bit did I see that coming.

I should have seen that coming.

And yet, why didn't I? My eyes see many things that others cannot, and yet they missed what was right in front of them? I've lived here for 42 years now, so why didn't I see it? Could it be because I didn't want to? Maybe she has been planning this for longer than 42 years, and so she was always like this, as far as I know?

They still look at odds, but one should expect that from those who have been enemies longer than I've even lived, right...? Heck, the length of that personal war is probably over a magnitude longer than my entire life!

...These eggs are delicious, though... I wonder what laid them? I mean, chickens aren't particularly common in these lands, which are what I hear the outside world uses for eggs. Are they Sparrow? Tengu? ...Ibis?

...I hope Tewi didn't do anything to them, though...

Tewi's PoV:

Aaaand, now it's time to grin while looking at Reisen. Ahh, that look oh her face is just lovely~ So scared that I did anything that she's now just about going to stop eating!

Not that I did any thing - atleast, not this time.

Of course, she's still going to eat it, though. She always eats it, so long as it still tastes good.

I let out a sigh and shook my head when I saw her digging in. She's far too brash, when it comes to food... I can easily put some sort of tasteless/tasty medicine with horrible side effects in, and she'd just gobble it all up!

Though, at the same time, she's closed. As though she has something to hide - something worth hiding.

My face began to twist into a grin, while I giggled. And yet that makes me want to flip the metaphorical skirt, and see just what the secret she's hiding is!

On another note, I have to say that those two love birds are quite the unique couple. Though they're in love, they still seem to hate eachother. They bicker constantly, and yet... they still look happy. I doubt that I'll ever understand immortals, and how they think... Though, I'm sure that given time, those two will eventually stop that.

Bickering, and fighting, I mean.

...But how long is that, when you have an eternity before you?

"...Are you okay, Tewi?" The princess picked up on my gaze, the observant girl that she is.

"Yeah, I'm fine." I gave her the smile she expected from a fine person.

Still, I'm glad that they have found peace. I'm sure Eirin's having a fit, with that slightly scary face she's put on, but it's for the best. After being alone for so long, with nothing but eachother, they now haveeachother in more ways than if they rip a limb off. From bitter enemies, to lovers. If I were the romantic type, I'd probably think something more fitting up, but I'm not, and so I won't. Maybe I'll give them a bit of luck, as I'm sure they'll need it...

And so breakfast went over rather normally. Well, when one considers who's involved. For anyone else, it would be quite the flop.

Eirin never touched her meal, and instead gave a creepy smile the whole time, while thinking about more and more horrible things that could come of this union.

Reisen was full of paranoia towards the meal, thanks to the resident prankster, and being in general a rather paranoid person.

Tewi was probably the one to truely enjoy the eggs, as she would be the easy-going type, who really doesn't care about problems that aren't hers.

Kaguya had her hair set on fire by the end of the meal, due to snuggle against Mokou.

And then, once her embarrassment hit a peak, she lit up like a bon fire, setting Kaguya a-blaze.

Though, she was easily forgiven by the lunarian princess, as being set on fire had given her a source of... unique entertainment.

Lunarians are very strange.