We at Phoenix Warehouse Productions have a letter and presents for the reading group.
Dear readers,
My name is Adrian. I am an Interdimensional being who can see into other dimensions. I notice you had a problem when Maelstrom turned real so to solve that I am sending the paperwork for one of the Princesses to adopt him. As well as a few presents for everyone. I do this for every reading group I find
To Naruto and Maelstrom: I am giving you a way for you to always keep in touch in the form of letter journals. Write in one and the other will show what is written.
To Hinata: to keep you calm pics of your future kids
To Sakura: a pic of your daughter, and books on medicine from Equestria for when you have diplomats visiting after the reading
To Sasuke: An indestructible Kattana for you to one day give to your daughter when she graduates the academy
To Kakashi: Equestrian Icha Icha
Tsunade: I am making your henge truth, please try to dispel it now as your body is back in its prime
Shino: a new breed of beetle
Kiba: I am sending you and your partner ear plugs that will only activate on screams or higher pitched noises
Choji: my families secret BBQ recipe... guard it with your life
Cadence and her "Shiny Tiny": I am sending a vial that will allow you to choose when you conceive as well as gender... it refills so you can use as much as you want
Dash: I got you your favorite book series (even those not yet realesd for the next 5 years) first editions and signed... you can pass out now.
Pinkie: My Angelic Strawberry Cake Recipe as well as a sample cake
AJ: my Heavenly Apple Cake Recipe as well as a sample
Rarity: I am giving you a few hundred rolls of cloth, these rolls have shifting patterns and designs. But only when in movement. Rolls are unending so you don't have to worry about that. Have fun.
Flutter Shy: I am sending you a new friend. Her name is Skye. She is a hummingbird that can speak your languageas well as loves to try and fly as fast as she can. Let her deliver you mail, please?
Twilight: a pair of librarians glasses. They will give you a photographic memory so go nuts with reading. You just need to glance at a page to remember in perfect detail while wearing them. You retain the memories without them on.
To the Princesses: a pair of amulets that will allow you to transform into humans from the Ninjas home world.
Have fun and I will send more gifts later on as I deem needed.
Your Friend
Adrian Midnight-Phoenix
PS
Discord: I am sending you a Photo Album of your counterpart and his daughter Screwball... don't ask and blame youtube for getting her stuck in my head
For Kurama: A limitless amount of your fave foods as well as an amulet to let you shrink... try letting Hinata scratch your ears
To Malestrom: We know Naruto and Kurama are a dream team so why seperate them? We are adding the Chakra mind and soul of Kuramas counterpart Katsumi to your seal... she won't wake up for awhile and will have all knowledge of what happened.
To Anarchy: no presents but a threat...IF YOU DO NOT STOP RAIDING MY FREEZER I WILL HOLD YOU DOWN AND HYPNOTIZE AJ AND SHINY TINY AND HAVE THEM BUCK YOU IN THE CROTCH UNTIL YOU ARE A FEMALE MEMBER OF YOUR MESSED UP SPECIES! YOU HEAR ME STAY AWAY FROM MY HOMEMADE ICECREAM AND ICECREAM CAKE YOU TROLL!