(THE ADMIRAL APPROVES! And now here we have the Port-au-Palau resort thread, which will contain the conversations that I think are hilarious. And will have more characters that aren't players involving Mel, Captain Sushie (My Corsola from Silver), and other Fire Emblem Awakening characters! Guess who they will be cheering for? Enjoy!)

Port-a-Palau, Day 1

A group of people were at the dock, a bit upset they missed the boat. So they all chipped in and checked into an inn not too far off from the dock (which was streaming the show live, believe it or not.) Casey, Hawk, Tip, Brandon, and other characters were lounging around in the main hall, where a flat screen TV was broadcasting the game as we speak. And soon enough, things began to heat up.

"ATTACK!" Hawk yelled, and began throwing paintballs.

"Hey guys, what's going on?" Brandon asked, just walking in the room.

"Nothing much, how are you Brandon?" Tip asked.

"Good. What about the rest of you?"

"I'm fine. Currently pulling a Luigi's Mansion in KiA."

"What do you mean?"

"Apprentice is currently in a dark Opera Hall armed with only a flashlight. The doors to the Opera Hall are locked so no leaving for him. A friend is giving him back up now."

"Yeah, I can DEFINATLEY see how that resembles it." Brandon sarcastically added.

"Darkness plus flashlight plus stuttering, nervous character always reminds me of Luigi's Mansion."

"That makes sense."

"Also LM21 jinxed us so now were dealing with ghosts. Fun. How's Survivor going for you?"

"...STILL waiting for the first challenge." He added. Hawk begins throwing pianos, and some of that paint landed on Casey's clothes.

"A small amount of paint, on my jacket? I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!" (Really wish I could have, but I missed the boat. Did I mention that Casey is a teeny bit tre petite not right in the head? Ever since what happened in Hoenn when he lost his Marshtomp, this happens. Sometimes.) "THROW RANDOM OBJECT!" That was his special move. He reached into the right side of his jacket, and pulled out a push mower, and threw it at Hawk, but he missed by a mile.

"Are you throwing things at me?" Brandon worried.

"Well do you want me to? I've once stuffed a missile in the bottomless hole that is my jacket, security never found it." Casey boasted, feeling much better.

"Hey Tip?" Mari said, now just walking in from the lawnmower size hole Casey left in the wall, "Hawk told me to throw a piano at you and I don't know why."

"Hawk tells people a lot of things Mari." Tip added.

"Thank you Obi-Wan." Mari shrugged. Tip turned to Casey, clearly ignoring the fact he had just attempted to hurt someone. "Very nice to meet you Flashfire! I hope you're having a good evening, people around her call me 'Tip', along with various other nicknames. Do you prefer one?"

"You may call me Flash, or just Casey. Wanna lawnmower?" Casey asked, pulling the object out of the wall.

"No I really don't think I want one right now." He looked nervous. I mean, if you see a guy throw something out of his jacket or pocket and he offers it to you, of course you would say no! Who knows where that has been. Neverhtheless, Casey began fishing around for something to give Tip.

"Let's see, refrigerator, toaster waffles, extension cords, I store a lot of things in my pal Kirby,- ESPURR WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Casey screamed, seeing the Restraint Pokemon just come out of his jacket pocket. Everyone looked at him as if he just went into cardiac arrest.

"You have an Espurr in your jacket/Kirby?" Tip wondered. Casey just blushed.

"Well, Kirby just showed up in my jacket one day, I've been using him to store random objects, weapons, and other things. Espurr had just been following me around ever since Kalos, maybe she just wanted to join, but I already had a Psychic type."

"Why don't you name her then?" Tip shrugged, clearly drawing a blank.'

"You're mean." Hawk just added out of nowhere.

"Hmm, maybe the name Mel?" The teen Pokemon Trainer suggested. (For those who are just tuning in, or have never played Nancy Drew, Mel was the goth girl from Warnings at Waverly Academy, she was accused of plagiarism, but later cleared.)

"I like the sound of that; Mel the Espurr." Tip smiled. The Psychic type responded with a squeak of delight, and cozened herself in Casey's arms. Casey pulls out a laptop and asked, (WARNING, MAJOR FOURTH WALL BREAKING AHEAD! PLZ KEEP READING, THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART!)

"Hey, you guys alright with me typing this forum up?" (I BROKE THE FOURTH WALL, I'M NO LONGER A VIRGIN WITH THAT!1) "Remember Dangan Ronpa that the Admiral hosted? People wanted that turned into a FanFic, but no one ever did. I asked him, he said yes, but I want to make sure you guys are alright with it."

"Fine by me." Mari said.

"Sounds good with me." Hawk added.

"I remember that you killed me before I could post." Brandon replied, slightly agitated.

"It was an accident." Hawk defended, but Brandon wanted nothing of this.

"You stuffed me in a slot machine." Brandon's voice grew more angry as he continued.

"Which was an accident."

"Is this where you guys were hiding?" DarkBellz walked in the room, poking her head in.

"Correction: You attempted to HANG Brandon, and when that failed, you chased him to the Casino, murdered him with a Towel Bar Leg, and then STUFFED HIM INTO THE SLOT MACHINE!" Tip yelled.

"WHICH WAS ALL AN ACCIDENT!"

"How was that an accident?" Brandon wondered, calming himself down.

"I've seen people killed like that, and it looked legit, AND deliberate." Mel spoke up, sighing. "Not to mention the execution was a bit dull. Slamming a book shut on you? I could have done better."

"THE ESPURR HAS SPOKENS!" Casey laughed.

"It was an accident like sticking a knife into someone by just being clumsy." Dark spoke up.

"Unless the killer was randomized, I don't see how it could be an accident." Brandon finalized. "Why did you kill me anyway, Hawk?"

"To be perfectly honest, I was bored." And everyone in the room mentally facepalmed.

"Jerk move." Tip muttered. Mel was surprised that this had not turned to fist fighting. But then she saw a conveniently placed sign saying, and she quotes,

'If you start bleeding on the furniture or carpet, clean it up, then call the hospital.' -Upper Management

(And that's all the time we have for part 2, tune in next time for the challenges! Who will be voted out? Who will be interviewed after getting the boot? Who will throw the first punch in this heated conversation? Find out next time! Read, Follow, Favorite, and REVIEW! I really want to know who YOU want to join these interesting authors at Port-au-Palau! -flashfire912)