Heyy its Isobelle here is chapter 3 of 15 ways bella swan should have died!!!!!…..poor Bella…..NOT!
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BPOV
I was Randomly home with Edward when I decided…
"Edward I want a puppy!"
No, why? Because I will EAT it!"
"I'm not gonna give up, I WANT A PUPPY!!!" I then accidentally screamed so loud I was heard in Italy.
"BELLA WHAT DID YOU DO?"
"I DUNNO I LOVE ARO NOW WHY? CAUSE HE DRINKS HUMAN BLOOD AND HES SOO MUCH COOLER THAN YOU, I MEAN WHATS UP WITH THE BELLY HAIR? SHAVE IT OFF BUDDY! YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE VAMPIRE KIND, YOU LOOK AT YOUR FACE AND YOUR LIKE OME! EDWARD-FREAKING-CULLEN HE'S SO HAWWT! THEN YOU LOOK AT YOUR BELLY AND YOUR LIKE "PUT DAT SHIRT BACK ON, VINNIES RIGHT THERE!"
"well then…I guess Ill leave you then, enjoy your unhappy Emo human life" he said as he kissed my forehead and walked away. No, No, No I needed Edward he was my light in the day he was my ugly Robert Pattinson Chest hair. I needed Edward back. So I started following him and got lost.
"Edward get back here!"
"Edward-chest hair-Cullen!!!"
"I love you Edward!" I said as I saw ufo's approaching, they were green with purple dot's and I heard a voice inside say,
"dinner is ready" I thought I was dinner but then another said,
"Edward Cullen with your moms chest hair on the side"
I relaxed but then I was UNEXPECTEDLY sucked up into the ufo. I died and my last thought was
"ha! … Edward died first!"