Me: Thank you to all who reviewed. Now, when I asked for your opinion, I was asking for more ideas, but I just thought of something, so no worries.

Komui: Um… I… um...

Me: Just get it over with!

Komui: meep! Ok! I was called here by scary lady to give the disclaimer.

Me: *anime vein* Who are you calling scary?!

Komui: *squeak* no one. Um… Shimmer doesn't own anyone of D Gray Man. They um.. *looks at script*

Me: AGH!! I'll do it! All characters from D Gray Man don't belong to me they belong to Hoshino-sensei. Oh, and I'm using Amaya Hamasaki's idea, partly. Thank you for the help Amaya-chan! Enjoy the story.

WARNING! Cuteness, so much your nose will bleed. A little bit of lime.

Wolfy Allen:

Allen quietly sneaked past Komui's office. He did not want to be caught; Komui was scary when Allen's arm was injured.

He felt something grab the back of his shirt. "Where do you think you're going, Allen-kun? With arm like that?" Allen froze when he heard the all too familiar voice.

"H-hi Komui." He said shakily. "I was just heading to my room."

"No you're not! You're coming with me!" Komui said, dragging Allen's arm and dragging him into the lab.

"NOOOO!!! Kanda! HELP ME!!!" Allen wailed.

"Che'! Baka Moyashi." Kanda said, stalking off to his room. Minutes later, Allen's screams could be heard all over Headquarters.

"OWW!!! STOP IT KOMUI!!! THAT DRILL HURTS!!!!!" Allen yelled.

Komui just continued his work, smiling. Out of nowhere, he pulled out a syringe with a black substance in it and injected Allen with it.

"What the hell was did you just do?" Allen yelled.

"Oh nothing. I'm just using you to test an experimental drug that I have no clue of what it does. That's all." Komui said, backing up.

"Komui!!!! How many times have I told you not to use me for your experiments?! I'm not guinea pig for god's sake!!" Allen yelled trying to hit Komui. There was a poof and Allen fell to the floor.

Komui smiled, admiring his work and then ran off to find Kanda, Lavi and Lenalee.

"Why the hell are bugging us for, Komui?" Kanda asked irritated to no extent.

"You have to take a look at my latest experiment!" Komui said excitedly.

Lenalee sighed. "Who's the test subject Komui-nii?" She asked.

"Allen-kun!" Komui said.

"WHAT!?" Lenalee and Lavi said at the same time.

Lavi groaned. "Please tell me you didn't kill him, or hurt him or anything like that!"

"No worries! Allen is waiting for you guys to arrive. Just be careful when approaching him." Komui warned.

"Huh?" Lavi said confused.

"Oh nothing. You'll find out in a minute. You'll all be surprised by Allen-kun's appearance." Komui said opening the door.

They were completely surprised all right. Allen was sleeping on the couch in Komui's office. On top of silver-white head sat two wolf ears. And coming out of the blanket that covered him, was a wolf tail. Both the ears and the tail matched the color of his hair.

Allen groaned and got up, looking at them. "What the hell are you looking at?" He asked.

"Nothing Allen-kun. Um… I'd advise you to look in a mirror." Lavi said, pointing at a random mirror in the office.

"Why?" Allen asked.

"Just do it baka Moyahsi." Kanda said.

Allen glared for a minute, and then went over to the mirror, took on good look at his reflection and then turned around to glare at Komui. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME!?" He yelled.

"Uh, I gave you an unknown injection and that gave you wolf ears and a wolf tail." Komui said.

"And how do I get rid of them!?" He asked, getting more pissed off.

"I don't know. And oh yeah, Komurin destroyed your room again. So, for the time being you'll have to room Kanda." Komui said, getting ready to get killed.

"WHAT?!" Kanda and Allen yelled at the same time.

"Don't get pissed at me! It's not my fault!" He said, waving his hands in front of him.

"It is too!!!" Allen yelled. "You're the one who built that damned robot in the first place!"

'Besides, I will not allow the cursed Moyashi to sleep in the same room as me. I'd rather be burned alive then let him share my room." Kanda said.

"Ouch! That's really cold Yuu-chan." Lavi said.

"Shut up baka Usagi!" Kanda said.

"Ano… Kanda-san, maybe you should just let Allen-kun sleep in your room for tonight. Tomorrow we'll find a new room. Ok?" Lenalee said interjecting.

"Can't you do it tonight?" Kanda asked.

"No, it's too late; most everyone is asleep by now." Lenalee said. "And don't even ask Lavi-kun. He already has to room with Bookman."

"Aw, come on Lenalee. Jiji wouldn't mind. Besides, Allen-kun's not too much trouble right now, so he wouldn't be in the way." Lavi said.

"Lavi, don't you have to work tonight? Allen would be awake all night! He needs his sleep." Lenalee said. "Just play along. I'll explain to you later." She whispered.

"Ok, you owe me a really good explanation." Lavi whispered back. "Oh! That's right! Thanks for reminding me Lenalee. You two better have fun tonight." Lavi said, leaving the two stock still and silent while he and Lenalee walked off. Lavi stopped when they were a ways off. "Ok, explain this to me." He said.

"Well, Komui-nii doesn't know this, but I altered his experiment a tiny bit. I didn't change the outcome, but I changed the way to get rid of it." Lenalee said.

"And how do you change him back?" Lavi asked. "And why would you do it in the first place?"

"Well, I knew that Kanda-san and Allen-kun have liked each other for a while, so I made it so they could have a little 'fun' tonight. I ordered Komurin to destroy his room so that they had to share a room, and then I made sure that Komui-nii knew about the experiment. And it all leads down to what will happen tonight." Lenalee said with sparkles in her eyes.

"And what is happening tonight?" Lavi asked.

"Follow me to Kanda-san's room, and you will see for yourself! Or hear for yourself!" Lenalee said, dragging Lavi to Kanda's room.

"Don't expect me to be nice to you baka Moyashi. Just because you have ears and a tail now, doesn't mean I'll change in the way I act." The duo heard Kanda's voice from the inside.

"Of course I know that! And I honestly don't care!" Allen said, sounding irritated.

"Although… Those ears do look kinda cute." Kanda said. They heard a slight noise coming from Allen. "I see, so those are pretty sensitive. Then how about your neck, how does it feel when I touch it?" Kanda said, there was another noise from Allen, clearer this time.

A couple more minutes passed before a new noise was discovered. "Ah!! Wh-where do you think you're touching, Ka-kanda?" They Allen pant.

"Everywhere I feel like, my little Moyashi." Kanda said.

"No! St-stop Kanda. Ah! Mm! Nh!" Allen panted and moaned.

Lavi looked at Lenalee. She had a big grin on her face. She's actually enjoying this?! He thought, mortified.

Lenalee smiled like the yaoi girl she was. Way to go Kanda-san! I can't believe you took it! She thought, glad her plan had worked.

"Ready, Moyashi?" Kanda's voice was heard again.

"Stop calling me tha- AH!" Allen voice caught off at a sharp moan.

Lavi walked off, not wanting to hear anymore. Damnit all! I can't believe it! I lost to Yuu-chan. I guess I can give up on trying to get Allen-kun now. Lavi thought, jealously.

Lenalee didn't noticed, just continued listening to the moans and pants of the two boys inside the door.

Me: I think I got a nosebleed just from writing that! I'm sorry to all of those who actually got a nosebleed. And I'm sorry for not updating sooner; I just recently broke up with my boyfriend, so I was kinda depressed. But I'm back on my feet. Ok, that was my first lime scene, so was it any good?

Kanda: … I can't believe it, you actually made me screw him… I hate you and your stupid scripts!!!!

Me: Keep on going like that, and I'll actually go into detail!

Kanda: … Shutting up now.

Me: Too late! I'll give the readers a chance to vote for things they want. I'm already writing the next oneshot, but you can choose what you want for the three after that.

For the first one, do you want: a) Lemon? b) lime? Or even c) both?

Another fic I want someone else to be with Allen do you want a) LavixAllen b) CrossxAllen (very disturbing) or do you want to keep it c)YuuxAllen?

Oh and also, a friend wanted me to do a fic where Allen gets Prego. Vote a) yes or b) no for this subject.

This all your vote, so please R&R and vote for what you want to see! And a reminder, the voting is for three different fics, so don't be confused. And as always, flames will be used to burn everyone I hate, and lots and lots of coffee!

Allen: BYE!!