BTW I've had a few reviews saying my story was like one called Journey, and that I should just delete it, that it's the same story and so on, would you still say the same thing if I read the story and made as different as possible, because I have read the story and thought of ways in which I could make it so different, from what there is already anyway. Would you still mind if I did that, made it as different as possible for this story? If not I promise you I will delete the story, but if its just because you don't like the story, remember you don't have to read it.
I've even got another chapter to prove I have different ideas.
Damn, They're not in.
The phone is ringing… its still ringing…why are they not picking up?…and Fred and George pick up. Again, why?
"Hello?" Fred I think, there isn't really a way to be sure.
"Why are you two picking up?"
"Well because everyone is at Snuffles and we're just about to go there and you called us now here we are." whichever one was the other one said very matter of factly, which is quite an achievement 'cause it was all in one breath.
"So you're not surprised to hear from me?" I mean seriously! They totally ruined the surprise! Oh well, it got them laughing I suppose.
When they regained whatever composure they have, Fred, or George, said, "We kinda thought you would call since you totally disappeared off the map, that's why we were all heading round to Snuffles place."
"Well go to Snuffles, act like nothings wrong, I didn't call, and I'll meet you there."
"And where are you right now." I don't know who said it, so don't even ask.
"In a car with seven particular vampires, but that's all you are allowed to know. Oh! And tell Remus that 6 vampire scum have been wiped off this Earth and 7 more are coming to meet him."
"He may just kill you for that. See ya later." it might even have been both of them.
"See ya." and hung up.
"Any questions?" I asked of the backseat.
"One or two." said Emmett.
"Good." and then proceeded not to answer them.
I could see the border coming up, along with some pretty mindless looking people asking for passports. This wouldn't have been a problem, if I had a passport.
"Edward, it really is a shame you cant hear what goes on in my mind, its very interesting." This probably meant more questions for me, but what the hey. I cant be bothered faking a passport, and these people don't look like they have much of a mind to mess with, so we're going to see if this thing can outrun an Italian police car!
I drove around the edge of the big barrier, and consequently started offloading. I changed my mind and decided to let the police dude catch me, meaning I pulled over.
"Hello Officer, I believe you have a slight problem." I said, only slightly cryptically, in Italian.
"And what might that be? It seems to me that it is you who have the problem." again, in Italian.
"Do you know you sound like a cheesy super villain?" he looked like he wanted to say something to that from his face, I wouldn't like, so I continued, "Your problem is that we aren't in Italy anymore, you have no jurisdiction here." once again, he looked like he planned to say something not so complimentary, so this time I nicked Alice's wallet from her back pocket and gave him a fifty. That cheered him up.
When I turned to Alice however, she was glaring at me. Right now, I fear her more than prison. I attempted to lighten the mood and said, "You have now witnessed me buy something! Your always bugging me about it."
She still seemed peed off. Her reply was, "I meant clothes!"
"Clothes, bribe, clothes, bribe?" I weighed it up in my hands with imaginary weights, the bribe won.
"So what now?" Jasper asked, good, a bit more like the good soldier he is!
"Anybody but me is going to drive us in a Frenchward direction." What can I say, I'm tired.
They seemed to get what I was saying, so while they sorted out who was supposed to drive, I found a blanket in my overfull backpack. I could see Emmett watching me with widening eyes when he saw what was coming out.
Turns out Edwards driving, so the others can have publicly acceptable couple time. Edward got into the drivers seat, and I climbed in beside him. I didn't bother with the seat belt and just turned so that my head was resting in his lap and my feet against the door. He seemed a bit surprised at that, but probably wasn't quite as surprised when he saw me fall asleep.
I woke up and saw Edwards face above mine, this wasn't what startled me, what startled me was something almost entirely different.
"Why is there a Phoenix on the sun roof?"
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