Bill was continuing on his Transformation Spree, then all of a sudden he spotted a old friend's mother. He was delighted to see her. This should be interesting!
"Just keep vacuuming, just keep vacuuming!" Mrs. Gleeful saying to herself whilst doing so on the street outside. Why was she even vacuuming outside in the first place? Wow, and we thought Gideon was trouble before!
"MRS. GLEEFUL! SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU! I HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU! WELL, NOT REALLY, ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU'RE A PARANOID AND TRAUMATISED WRECK! I'M PRETTY SURE GIDEON WOULDN'T MIND IF I…" Bill then zaps the frail lady and her body morphed with the vaccuum. Her body disappeared but her head was left remaining. Her body was the vaccuum and her head was at the bottom and her mouth stretched wider than it was before, as the sucker part. Mrs. Gleeful looked at herself and started to scream but then gargled as her large mouth was sucking the dirt and dust from the ground. Bill then held the handle and started floating around vacuuming the ground and singing a house-warming tune a cleaning mother would, " LADEEDADADAAA! HEY GUYS! LOOK AT ME!" His henchmaniacs were present, 8 Ball, Teeth, Veronica, the whole lot, "I'M DOING A LITTLE SPRING CLEANING! EVEN THOUGH IT'S SUMMER! AHAHAHAHA!" Bill then let her go and the vacuum carried on sucking dirt and debris down the road. All of a sudden the henchmaniacs and Bill caught some people in their sights. A mother was with her daughter, whom was carrying a red balloon on a string. The stood there with fear and shock.
8 Ball looked to his boss and said, "you want me to eat them?" Bill made a tutting noise at his friend.
"COME ON! TRY AND BE MORE CREATIVE!" Bill then zaps the mother and the girl's red balloon and yep you guessed it. The mother was the balloon and the girl was holding onto the string. The mother's face was on the red balloon.
"Ahhh! Sarah! Go get help!" The balloon's mouth moved. Bill grabbed the string and hovered it above the girl's head, of course he doesn't let her reach it, "YOU WANT THIS?! YOU WANT THIS?! OH! OH! OH!"
"Gimme back my mommy!" Sarah starts to helplessly jump up to reach for her mother.
"Sarah! Run and leave me here! Go get help!" the mother said as the face on the balloon peered down on her daughter, pleading her to escape the danger for she did not want to see her own daughter hurt.
"No!" the girl screamed with tears bursting in her eyes, "I'm not leaving you!"
"AWWW! ISN'T THAT SWEET?! GUYS! WHAT DO YA SAY I… POP IT!" The henchmaniacs cheered as they encouraged him to do it. Bill then grabs the balloon and starts to compress it slightly as the mother screams in agony in front of her child.
"No! Give her back! Don't pop my mommy! Let her go! Let her go!" the little girl screamed.
"OKAY!" Bill then released his grip on the balloon and sent it floating up in the air, "OH! I'M SO SORRY!"
"Mommy!" the little girl cried as she desperately stretched her arms but to no avail she watched her mother hover up into the dark blood red sky as she said goodbye.
"OH DON'T CRY LITTLE GIRL, YOU'LL SEE HER," Bill then prepares to click his fingers as he was ready for the kill, "SOON ENOUGH!" But then all of a sudden, above in the sky, a screen shows an Ice Bag and a microphone stating an announcement:
"Ladies and gentlemen, please ignore the weirdness of our appearances, we are here to give you a cautionary message to avoid this Tyrannical Triangle Trickster who did this to us!"
"Peeps of Gravity Falls! Some big dumb triangle demon is in the town hall! Unless you want to be turned into a freak like us, run! Run far away! Call for help! Leave Gravity Falls! Call your families, make sure they're safe and please contact the C.I.A! Just…"
The camera is then thrashed to the wall and shattered with pieces scattered across the ground.
"WELL, WELL, WELL!"
"Hey that camera wasn't cheap!" Sandra yelled typically.
"OH BUT YOU SURE VALUE YOUR LIVES AS CHEAP!" Bill's eye grows red from anger as his voice grows monstrously satanic and deep, "YOU LADIES JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT, DO YOU?! WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE TYRING TO BE HEROES?! ALWAYS TRYING TO SAVE THEIR PATHETIC LITTLE WORLD EVEN WHEN IT NEVER STOPS FALLING APART! JUST… LIKE… YOU!"
Bill then zaps Wendy and is turned from an Ice Bag into an ice cube. A medium sized three sided cube of ice with a female face on the front surface staring at another three sided shape with confusion.
"Why… did you turn me into an Ice Cube?"
"BECAUSE I THOUGHT NO MATTER WHAT I TURN YOU INTO, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE COOL, BLOCK FACE! WHOOPS! SPOKE TOO SOON!"
Then all of a sudden Wendy looked down and noticed the corners of her were being turned to liquid, "Oh no. No! No! No!" Wendy started to panic.
"OH YES! IT'S LOOK LIKE YOU'RE HAVING A MELTDOWN! MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY! AHAHAHAHAHA! OH MAN I'M ON FIRE TODAY! AND SO ARE YOU!" Bill then starts to laser the ice cube with his eye quickening the process of Wendy's melting.
"Stop it! Bill!" Screamed Shandra Jiminez.
"YOU STAY HERE AND WATCH HER DIE! HECK! LET'S HOPE YOU DROWN IN HER!" Then on the humour side, Bill's voice turned to normal, "BOY THAT SOUNDED WEIRD! AHAHAHAHA!" and then left to continue his
Bill says to himself as he continues , "THAT'S IT, NO MORE MR. NICE BILL. ANY HEROES I SEE, WILL DIE." but then sees a brown skinned purple haired teenager dialling on her phone, "BUT ANYWAYS, BACK TO THE FUN!"
"Status Update: Big Yellow Triangle turns BFF into ice cube? Hashtag WUT?"
"Oh my god! Tambry! Go get help!" Wendy yelled as she was halfway through melting to the ground and her face was falling apart.
"AHAHAHA! THIS IS JUST TOO EASY!"
Bill then zapped Tambry as she gets sucked into her phone. The phone drops to the ground and Bill holds the phone. The entire screen was a vertical rectangular light brown face of two eyes a nose and a mouth taking over the entire screen, nothing else. It was Tambry's horrified face as a screensaver. Her face was just a rectangle taking over the entire screen. Then all of a sudden Bill hears a teenage boy's voice through the speakers.
"Tambry? Tambry?! Where are you? Are you ok, babe? Tambry I'm like, freaking out right now! Tambry! Listen I with the little pine kid squirt and we're riding on this Llama with Pacifica's head on it? It's so weird! Are you there?"
"SOOO, PACIFICA ACTUALLY AGREED WITH MY IDEA?! I'M IMPRESSED! AND THE PINE TREE'S RIDING ON HER? OH THIS IS TOO MUCH! AHAHAHAHA!"
Bill shook the phone angrily, "TELL THEM WHERE YOU ARE!" the face on the screen gulped.
"I'm, like, in City Hall," "get here, like, quick… please… Robbie… I'm scared." the face's eyes were filled with tears and her voice wobbled. Bill tapped her nose vigorously to hang up her boyfriend, "ow!"
"THANK YOU! NOW WE WAIT! WELL, WHADDYAKNOW? LOOKS LIKE THERE'S GONNA BE MORE PEOPLE, THAT ARE GOING TO DIE, THAN I THOUGHT, HEY ICE?!" Bill stared down at Wendy who looked like she was minutes away from turning into a puddle as she was getting close to the ground.