Xivel was an unpleasant member, Axel could tell right away.

He reminded Axel somewhat of Larxene, in the sense that a monster truck show reminds you of the Muppet babies, if that makes sense.

Xivel had the uncanny power to shift any object from 3-D to 2-D to 4-D and beyond. So when Larxene found him in her library, sitting on her couch, reading her books, and she threw kunai at him, he simply flipped them into 2-D and a cool breeze blew them away. Another time, Roxas tried to stab Xivel, but he (Xivel) made Roxas's keyblade so indefinitely complex that it blinked out of the comprehension of mankind, and thus ceased to exist in man's scope of imagination for about thirty or forty hours.

Xivel also had the talent of making people hate him. He had the habit of framing people for doing things in Vexen's lab, like giving a lifetime supply of Fantasy football magazines to the Sorcerers Vexen happened to be experimenting on at the time and put Luxord's name on all the order sheets. Only Demyx liked Xivel even remotely, and it was because they both enjoyed pranking people, although Xivel's pranks were generally more painful and less funny. In fact, Xemnas himself had to knock Xivel out, take away his gauntlets, and locked him in the same cell he would soon use to contain Kairi. Of course, Demyx let him out and Xemnas found that a very, very pissed Behemoth had replaced his deodorant.

But to get on with Xivel's story, he (Xivel) was sitting in Larxene's library in Castle Oblivion reading the Marquee de Sade when a very angry Lexaeus was sent flying through the door and into one of Larxene's bookshelves. Walking with an arrogant side-to-side swagger came Xavadun, who looked like he was trying to convey every human emotion possible within one sentence, but failing to show a single one. His words echoed through space:

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIX IT, YOU SON OF A-"

Several planets away, Sora faintly heard a man using words that would not be allowed in a piece of writing such as this.

"Was that Riku?" he wondered aloud

"Gawrsh, it was probably just the wind." Goofy replied.

(A/N: I know that I such at writing Goofy, that is why he only ever says three things over the span of this entire story and one of them is "Ow!")

"Whatever" Sora mumbled.

Back at the World That Never Was, Xavadun's whip cracked. Xivel was about to get his first taste of a true Org. battle.

"Please, calm down! What I mean is that I need hinges! That idiot Demyx blasted the hinges right off the stupid door, and I don't control metal, you know." Lexaeus was desperately trying to escape, because he forgot that he could teleport. (A/N: don't you think that happens way too much? I mean, if they remembered to teleport, all the org. members would still be alive for KH3!)

"Wait a minute. Did you say something about Demyx?" Xivel's lips pursed into that thin smile that way too many villains have when they get a good idea.

"Why, yes!" Xavadun replied with a deeply cynical tone "I didn't think you were listening!"

"Boy, do I have the plan for you!"

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MF: Okay, I am having way much more fun with this now than I think is really healthy for a fan fiction writer who is more talented with poetry. What do you think will happen next? Only time and an absolutely sickening amount of sugar and caffeine will tell.

Oh! Since I forgot, here is the disclaimer:

Larxene: If MushroomFlower owned Kingdom Hearts or any of his characters, he wouldn't be writing this, stupid.

Axel: you forgot some.

Larxene: Shut up, shut up, shut up! If you're so smart, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog, why don't you just tell them yourself?!!

Axel: Sheesh! Lighten up, a bit! MushroomFlower does, however, own members XIV, XV, and XVI. You can use different people if you want a member XIV, XV, and XVI, but you have to make them up. Got it memorized?

Larxene: God you are stupid.

MF: Uhhh… that didn't turn out quite as well as out as I had hoped. Anyway, please read and review!

Demyx: Hey, I thought it was my job to say that!

Larxene: What an idiot

MF: How long must this go on?!!!