Not the first time in jail but the first time to escape
So there they are sitting in a cell next door or should I say next cell to four prisoners, The gang were doing nothing but sitting around.
"Do you think they got Jack right now?" Fez wondered.
"For all we know man, He's properly out of Port Royal right now with a ship he commandeered." Hyde guessed with impersonation and an air quote at that last part.
But he spoke to soon when they hear footsteps from upstairs there were two guards carrying an unconscious yet familiar Pirate when they approach the gang's cell they literary threw him in their cell and left.
"Or not." Hyde shrugged.
Jack gain conscious after thrown in clutching the back of his head groaning, After that they asked him how did he got caught and Jack is about to tell a story.
[Flashback]
It all started after I escaped from the docks the solders were swarming around the town like bees as for me, I hide behind a statue of a blacksmith close by a door and I think this might be the blacksmith's shop since me hands are still cuffed I quickly got inside and I was right it is defiantly a blacksmith's shop, I put me hat on the table and about to use a hammer then suddenly I hear a clinging sound I turned around alert to be sure I wasn't caught but turns out it was an empty bottle close beside the smithy himself drunk and fast asleep, I slowly walk towards him and I poke him to be sure he still asleep and there was no response so I made a little scare but it didn't work and I must say that bugger can might sleep through a Pirate raid anyway, I put my chains on the anvil and hammered it down again and again and again but it didn't work so I thought of another after I saw a wheel mechanism with a donkey to pull so I pull out a flaming iron from the stove and poke the asses ass.
[Flashback interruption]
"Asses ass." said Kelso laughing then Eric hit him on the arm."Ow!"
"Anyway" Annoyed Jack.
[Flashback continued]
After that it broke the chian then I hear the door creaking I hide, the one who entered was a young man might have been an apprentice, He grinned at his drunken master.
"Right where I left you." He said and turned to the hammer that shouldn't be here and it made him suspicious. "Not where I left you." Then he saw Jack's hat he was about to reach it until a cutlass laid across his hand, He turned to see Jack holding his Cutlass the young man slowly walk backwards while Jack slowly walk towards.
"You're the one they're hunting. The Pirate." He said.
"You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?" Jack asked getting a feeling as if he knew someone.
"I make a point of avoiding familiarity with Pirates." He said as he kept staring at Jack.
"Ah, well, then it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. So if you'll excuse me." As Jack is about to leave the young apprentice took out a blade from a rack and point straight at Jack and Jack looked at him with doubtfulness "Do you think this wise, boy? Crossing blades with a Pirate?"
"You threatened Miss Swann." He said with a glare of anger while pointing at Jack, But Jack only grinned slyly when he move his sword across the apprentice's sword. "Only little."
[Another interruption]
"BURN!" shouted Kelso made everyone jumped but it also made Jack confused.
"What dose that mean?" Jack asked.
"we'll explain it later just continue." said Eric and Jack did as he said.
[Flashback continued]
Jack made the first move but the young apprentice parry and hit each others sword four and he swing but Jack quickly back away from the swing now he kept parrying then stopped.
"You know what you're doing. I'll give you that. Excellent form." Jack commented. "But how's your footwork? If I step here." He followed Jack while hitting his blade. "Very good. And now I step again." He followed directly again. "Ta." Jack stated as he sheath his sword and made his way to the door but the young man will not that Pirate escape so he threw his at the door like a knife and it successfully got to the door before Jack, it made the sword wobble and Jack grabbed the handle ,Pulling out harder Jack tried but alas it was stuck.
"That is a wonderful trick. Except once again you are between me and my way out and now." He drew out his cutlass. "You have no weapon." But Jack underestimated him, For he forgot it's a blacksmith's shop the young man pull a red hot blade out of the fire and the donkey started to freak out as he kept walking which made the wheel turn, His red hot blade sparks every time he hits Jack's sword while they're on the wheel Jack knock the red hot iron off his hands then he quickly took out another and Jack was surprised with his eyes widened.
"Who makes all these?" Jack asked about the rack filled with lots of different swords. "I do and I practice with them three hours a day." He explained while parrying.
"You need to find yourself a girl mate." While Jack kept dodging the attacks from behind a pillar then then he grabbed a mallet hanging from the mechanism and used it along with his sword on who now has two swords against Jack's, Jack blocked his attack. "Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet." Jack paused at moment. "You're not a eunuch, are you?" but he ignore that question and explained.
"I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a Pirate, I can kill it!"
"Ah."
He made a swing at Jack's chest but Jack barely managed to avoid the attack, He backed up onto a cart with the apprentice following and with the combination of both weights the little pillars collapse now they have to keep their balances while cart moves like a teeter-totter but still they fight , Jack always has a trick up his sleeve or wrist for that matter, He used his cuff chain to grapple one of his opponent's blades but he has trick to, he threw his sword up into a rafter with Jack's left arm hanging but Jack didn't give up he stomp a floorboard of the cart and knock him off of it after that Jack lift both of his legs onto the rafter and try to pull his blade, When Jack wasn't looking the young man ran back up to cart unfortunately Jack fell after finally pulling his sword out and landed on the cart which made the apprentice launched up into the rafters and Jack rolled down from the cart when got up he grinned at that predicament but the apprentice cut a rope making a net full of barrels to drop after landing on the cart it catapulted Jack up into the rafters he scrambled on the beam from hanging on to it but he got up and continued.
They both hop on different beam and again then they kept parrying until he knock Jack's sword out of his hand and grinned slyly but Jack flip back down and he followed him when Jack stand next to the fire pit he grabbed a big sack of hot dirt above it and sprayed all over the apprentice when he wasn't looking, Jack kick his sword off of his hand then Jack got down in front of him and hold out his pistol, When the apprentice recovered he saw Jack holding a pistol straight at him.
"You cheated."
"Pirate." said Jack in a as a matter of fact tone.
Suddenly they hear a hard pounding sound coming from the door and Jack knew what that means, He was about go to the back door but the young man quickly blocked Jack's way.
"Move away.
"No."
"Please move."
"No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape." With that Jack cocked his pistol.
"This shot is not meant for you."
But something made of glass hit Jack on the back of his head and fell unconscious, to the apprentice's surprise it was his drunken master with a broken bottle.
[Flashback ended]
"And that's the last thing I remember." said Jack finishing his story.
The gang snickered at that last part of the story.
"So you were knocked out by a drunk blacksmith?" Eric asked while laughing but Jack just ignore their laughter.
That very night as Jack and the gang did nothing but sitting around in their cell, The prisoners next door were pressed up against their cell door whistling and holding a rope and one of them is holding a bone urging a dog with keys in it's mouth.
"Can you smell it?"
"Come here."
"It's marrowbone."
"Come here."
"Want a nice juicy bone?"
"Come here, boy!"
"You've been doing this forever. That dog is never going to move." groaned Donna.
"Oh, excuse us if we haven't resigned ourselves to the gallows just yet." Remarked the prisoner holding a bone as they still continued.
"Oh great now we are going to be hanged." said Eric.
"Hanged at where?" Kelso asked not knowing that sentence.
Hyde made a gesture of hanging to Kelso and it made him terrified. Then suddenly they jumped when they heard a loud boom.
"What was that?!" said Jackie and fez at the same time.
"It sounded like cannon fire" said Donna
"I know those guns." said Jack sitting with his hat covering his eyes.
"Men to arms!" shouted a voice.
Jack and Eric went to the window and see a ship and Eric cannot believe it.
"Guys you are not going to believe this but there's a real Pirate ship firing!" said Eric almost freaked out
"It's the Pearl." he grinned as the ship kept firing the town.
"The Black Pearl?" they turned to the prisoner holding a bone who pressed up to their cell with a look of fear. "I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors." He finished sounded scared.
"No survivors huh? Then where did that story come from?" said Hyde the prisoners glance and shrug at each other because they don't know how to respond to Hyde.
The gang thought it was cool to see a real Pirate raid but it isn't because with the sounds of innocent people screaming they knew it's not cool.
"EVERYBODY DOWN!" Jack shouted as he jump down from the window and so did the gang ducked down.
The cannon ball blow up a wall with flames sparks and debris flying everywhere but they were disappointing for when they got up they saw a hole in the wall of the other cell were their neighbors are.
"My sympathies, friends. You all have no manner of luck at all." one of the prisoners said as he is last to get out.
"You know for a group of vicious sea fearing cutthroats they have a terrible aim." Eric comment.
As the moon began to be full, The gang did nothing but sitting around but Jack got an idea as he grabbed a bone from the other cell and pressed up to cell door banging and whistling.
"Come on, doggy." Jack called out to the dog with keys. "It's just you and us now. It's you and us come."
When they saw the dog coming, They decide it to help him.
"Come and get it." said Eric.
"Who's a cute dog? you are." said Jackie
"Come on boy." said Donna.
"Yeah come on." said Fez.
"A bit closer man." said Hyde
"That's it doggy." said Kelso.
The dog was about to reach until a sound made the dog ran off and they yell NO! over and over again." but it was too late for the dog got away, Then they hear loud crashin and yelling from upstairs then a body fell downstairs it was one of the soldiers, The gang were shocked to see a real dead body for the second time, You see the first dead person they see is Eric's grandmother anyway, Then came two rough looking men one dark skinned with black dreadlocked hair with scars on his face and one les tan wearing smell green hat, The gang knew these two are real Pirates.
"This ain't the armory!" He exclaimed then the scared one spotted Jack with a smirk.
"Well, well, well. Look what we have here twigg." the two Pirate walk towards Jack while kneeling and pressed up to the door." Captain Jack Sparrow." He spit at the floor in front of Jack and Jack looked at him crossly.
"Last time I saw you, you were all alone on a Godforsaken island, shrinking into the distances. His fortunes aren't improved much." said Twigg.
The gang were beginning to have a feeling that Jack knows those two cutthroats and Jack smiled smugly.
"Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers."
The Pirate next to Twigg growled and put his hand through the bars and grab Jack's neck, The gang backed away shocked with their jaws dropped even Hyde took his sunglasses off to see what he just see as everyone sees, The Pirate's hand turned skeletal by the moonlight somehow.
"So there is a curse. That's interesting." Jack's eye widened at that.
"You know nothing of hell." He growled as he released Jack.
when the two left Jack just stared at a bone he hold up.
"That's very interesting." Jack said under his breath as the gang were recovered.
"Okay tell me that did not just happened!" said Eric freaking out
"Oh you mean that guy's hand turned skeleton? Then YEAH THAT JUST HAPPENED MAN!" Hyde sarcastically ask and seriously yelled an answered.
"Calm down! it's bad enough that we are about to be hanged!" said Donna
"At least we are going to sleep for one last time" said Jackie yawning.
So the gang sleep peacefully and afraid to be hanged
The next morning as they woke up Jack kept picking a lock with a bone.
"So has the lock picking going?" Fez asked.
"Not good." was all Jack answered then they a door opened and leapt back away from the bars and lay down pretending to sleep.
"I knew it we're going to die!" Kelso screamed.
But to their relief who came downstairs was not guards just a young man with a look of determination.
"You. Sparrow."
"Aye?" said Jack in fake groggy.
"You're familiar with that ship. The Black Pearl?"
Jack acted like he didn't give a squat.
"I've heard of it."
"Where does it make berth?"
"Where does it make berth?" said Jack like if he was talking to an idiot. "Have you not heard the stories?" The man shake his head for no then Jack turned to the gang and they did the same, Jack sighed and explained. "Captain Barbossa and his crew of miscreants sail from the dreaded Isla de Muerta. It's an island that cannot be found, except by those who already know where it is."
"Excuse me did you say an island that can't be found except to some who already know where it is? that doesn't make sense at all." said Eric but Jack ignored him.
"The ship's real enough. Therefore it's anchorage must be a real place. where is it?" He asked excitedly.
"Why ask me?" Jack asked still act like he doesn't care.
"Because you're a Pirate." He replied.
"And you want to turn Pirate yourself, is that it?" said Jack.
The man furiously pressed at the door. "Never." He hissed then he quickly calmed and explained. "They took Miss Swann." Then the gang realized who's that girl he talked about.
"Wait isn't she the one that fell in the water and Jack saved her and then threatened her?" Fez asked and they nodded and Jack sit up.
"Oh so it is that you found a girl. I see. Well if you're intending to brave all, hasten to her rescue, and so win fair lady's heart, you'll have to do it alone, mate. I see no profit in it for me."
"I can get you out of here." He offered.
"How will you do that?" said Kelso.
"Yeah man the keys run off." Hyde agreed.
"I helped build these cells. These are half-pin barrel hinges." He explained as he lift a bench. "With the right leverage and the proper application of strength. The door will lift free." He place the leg of the bench in the cell door.
They were amazed that he is going to break them free but Jack still had feeling like he know someone because the man sort of reminded him of someone.
"What's your name?" Jack asked.
"Will Turner." He answered. "And your names are?" He looked at the gang.
"I'm Eric."
"Donna."
"Jackie."
"Michael but everybody calls me Kelso." He explained.
"Hyde."
"Fez."
"That would be short for William, I imagine." Jack stated. "Good, strong name. No doubt named for your father eh?.
The gang were surprised that Jack somehow know Will's father and Will was suspicious.
"Yes." He answered.
"Uh-huh. Well, Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind." Jack got up. "If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonny lass." Jack hear the gang aahhm."All right you six can come. So do we have an accord?" he hold up his hand.
Will having thoughts at the moment but he had no other choice so he grasped Jack's hand. "Agreed."
"Agreed. Get us out." said Jack.
Will put his foot on the bench and push it down and when he did that the nails were pulled out and it made the door lift, The gang were even more amazed that it works.
"Wow!" Exclaimed The gang.
"Hurry. Someone would have heard that." said Will. urged them.
"Not without my effects." said Jack as he gathered his equipment and picked up his pistol.
"Why bother with that?" Will asked as he was referring to Jack's pistol. "You could've escaped if you had kill me before, but you weren't willing to use it."
With that Jack pointed his pistol at him. "Are you advising me that was a mistake?" Will slowly touched the handle of his hatchet. "When you've only got one shot it's best to wait for the opportune moment. That wasn't it, nor is this." He lowered his pistol and put in his belt.
"So you're that guy Jack faced in the Blacksmith shop." said Donna to Will and he nodded at that reply.
"There's just one thing, How do we go after it?" said Jackie.
"Well there is one reason I'm came here for lass." Jack explained with a smile.
Hyde also smiled as he know what Jack's reason is.
So what do ya think it's a good thing they are not in point place anymore so stay tuned as Jack has a plan to get out of Port Royal but until that time Read and review and if you have any suggestions for the Hello Caribbean! series put it in your review or pm me. drink up me hearties yo ho.