Warriors Chat Room

I know, it's been forever. But some reviewer (who literally reeks of awesomeness) asked me to post another chapter. Thank you, you awesome reviewer who PMed me!

So here we are, another chapter! Thanks to those of you who gave me ideas! All ideas are very appreciated!

Hawkfrost entered the chat room.

Hawkfrost: Dad, I got another recruit.

Hawkfrost: Dad? Are you on?

Hawkfrost: Daddddddddddd?

Hawkfrost: Father!

EvilLeader entered the chat room.

EvilLeader: If you don't shut up I'll broil you in stew with broccoli and cauliflower.

Hawkfrost gasps as he reads the latest text.

Hawkfrost: No! Not the broccoli! Anything but broccoli!

EvilLeader: I said to shut up!

Hawkfrost: I'm texting, not talking.

Tigerstar grins evilly at his son's smart mouth texting.

EvilLeader: I taught you well.

Hawkfrost: I had a great teacher.

Tigerstar laughs from behind the screen.

EvilLeader: Of course you did! You had ME!

EvilLeader: Could you fix your user name? It's too… bland.

Hawkfrost changed his username to SonOfEvilLeader.

EvilLeader: Hawkfrost, you've been promoted from third in command to my second in command.

SonOfEvilLeader: Yesssss thanks

EvilLeader: ANDDDD you've been demoted. Never say thanks.

SonOfEvilLeader: Sorry.

EvilLeader: ANDDDDDD you've been demoted even further. You are now fourth in command. Never say sorry.

SonOfEvilLeader: I knew that!

Death2Bluestar entered the chat room.

EvilLeader: How nice of you to join us, Thistleclaw.

SonOfEvilLeader: Hey Thistleclaw.

Death2Bluestar: Is my hate for Bluestar that obvious?

SonOfEvilLeader: Didn't you mate with her sister?

Death2Bluestar: Yeah, but she's actually nice. Snowfur never should have died, and StarClan never lets me see her. Besides, I needed some kin in the Clan to take after me, right?

Death2Bluestar: Speaking of which, why did you promote Hawkfrost in the first place, Tigerstar?

EvilLeader: Because the user name was awesome.

Death2Bluestar: I see. What place am I?

EvilLeader: You are second. Hawkfrost pushed you down to third, then bumped you back up to second with his… mistakes.

SonOfEvilLeader: Hey!

EvilLeader: Wait. Thistleclaw, did you just mention the…. place that sent us here and we are trying to kill?

Death2Bluestar: Briefly, why?

EvilLeader: THISTLECLAW YOU ARE DEMOTED TO MY 77th IN COMMAND HOW DARE YOU MENTION THAT DREADED PLACE I'LL HAVE YOUR EARS SHREDDED

SonOfEvilLeader: And this just got real!

EvilLeader: Stay out of this.

Death2Bluestar: Well that was harsh. I'm leaving.

Death2Bluestar left the chat room.

EvilLeader: Good riddance.

SonOfEvilLeader: You said it, father.

First-in-command entered the chat room.

First-in-command: Greetings, Tigerstar.

EvilLeader: Same to you.

SonOfEvilLeader: Sorry, but who are you?

EvilLeader: It's Mapleshade. Duh.

SonOfEvilLeader: Oh. My deepest apologies, Mapleshade.

First-in-command: Next time, you'd be wise to remember.

SonOfEvilLeader: Now that Thistleclaw's gone… Am I third in command?

EvilLeader: Actually, second, my son. I realized that the cat- er, person- I put as my second in command was a back stabbing, betraying, evil, lying, cheating fool.

SonOfEvilLeader: Yes! Victory! By the way, was it Darkstripe?

PureEvil entered the chat room.

EvilLeader: Yes, it was Darkstripe. Oh, Darkstripe? You are not pure evil! Change your user name!

PureEvil: But I am evil! There is nothing to prove I'm not!

First-in-command: Oh, where do I start?

SonOfEvilLeader: Quite right, Mapleshade.

EvilLeader: You sided with Scourge after I died!

PureEvil: All I wanted was Firestar dead. Even you couldn't do that!

EvilLeader: Now that was a low blow.

PureEvil: I'm more evil than you! I tried to kill a kit! Yes, a KIT!

SonOfEvilLeader: Where's the popcorn when you need it?

First-in-command: I have cookies.

EvilLeader: Get out of here, Darkstripe. I accomplished more than you ever will.

PureEvil: Ouch.

PureEvil: I will be back!

PureEvil left the chat room.

First-in-command: Well, that was entertaining.

EvilLeader: You said you found a Dark Forest recruit, Hawkfrost?

SonOfEvilLeader: Yes. Her name is Ivypaw.

EvilLeader: What weakness are you preying on?

SonOfEvilLeader: She feels like a shadow to her sister, who all the senior warriors go to and her leader pays attention to. She feels upset and… An echo.

First-in-command: Very good, Hawkfrost.

SonOfEvilLeader: I know, Mapleshade. Your approval is welcomed.

EvilLeader: You're being very careful to avoid the word, 'thank you'.

SonOfEvilLeader: And I am succeeding.

First-in-command: I have to go. I'm going to haunt some poor cat's dreams. Have fun.

EvilLeader: Good bye, Mapleshade.

SonOfEvilLeader: Good bye.

First-in-command left the chat room.

SonOfEvilLeader: Good bye, father. I'm off to stalk Ivypaw.

EvilLeader: Good luck.

SonOfEvilLeader: Good bye.

EvilLeader left the chat room.

SonOfEvilLeader left the chat room.

USERNAMES:

EvilLeader: Tigerstar

Hawkfrost/ SonOfEvilLeader: Hawkfrost

Death2Bluestar: Thistleclaw

First-in-command: Mapleshade

PureEvil: Darkstripe

Hope you enjoyed that! Thanks for the reviews!