"Have they been sleeping all day?" Erza said in surprise.
"What a moron" Gray said, poking at Natsu's sleeping face. Gray and Erza were inside Lucys room while the both of them had fallen asleep. "Hm?..." Gray looked down at Natsu and saw something rather... particular. "HAHAHAH!" He bursted out laughing like no tomorrow. "Hey flame brain! Having a nice dream?!" He shouted into Natsus ear. "HAHAHA! This is hilarious!" He said with tears in his eyes.
"Shh! Gray! You're too loud!" Erza snapped at gray.
"Who's pleasuring you huh Natsu?!" Gray just couldn't hold it in. This was pure bliss for him.
"Wha?..." Natsu woke up, confused and still drowsy from the nap. He awoke to Gray literally rolling on the floor, laughing his ass off. "Oy oy, what's going on?" he asked, rubbing the sleep away from his eyes. Gray sat up straight with a hand over his mouth, holding in the laughter as much he could while looking at Natsu. Then, pointing down at Natsu's pants.
"Hah?" Natsu looked down. He froze for two seconds or so and flushed the brightest red you will ever see. "W-what, What is this?!" he shouted dashing out of the room while Gray laughed even harder.
"Hm? What are you guys doing here?" Lucy finally woke up from all the noise to see Erza and Gray in her room.
"How long have you been sleeping Lucy?" Erza asked.
"Um, since earlier today. Why? What time is it?" Lucy wondered, puling the covers off from her.
"Gray. What time is it?" Erza asked Gray who was trying to stand up straight from all the laughing.
"I don't know but, I'm gonna go follow that moron and laugh in his face some more. Adios." Gray ran out like speedy Gonzales trying to catch up to the idiot.
"What was that about?" Lucy asked. "Erza?"
"Oh! I found them again"
"Don't go through my underwear!" Lucy shouted, while Erza had found a pair of laced thongs in Lucy's drawer.
"Anyways Lucy. Aren't you going to get ready?" Erza said, closing the drawer. Yet for some reason she still held the thong.
"Put that back!" Lucy said, yanking away the thong. "And get ready for what?" She said.
"The beach party. Natsu told you didn't he?"
"Beach party?" Lucy said in wonder, putting away the thong.
"I guess all the local guilds are invited to go. Im pretty sure there will be a lot of people" Erza replied, looking through another drawer of Lucys'.
"Oh yea, Natsu said something about that earlier... And what's with you and my drawers?!"
"Hm?... Oh also, Mirajane told me to make sure you come with Natsu" she replied with a little smirk.
"Why with Natsu?" Lucy asked. Erza just looked at her and smiled. "Oh... I understand now... Yea well! Have fun you guys!" Lucy said, laying back in bed.
"Uh-uh. You're definitely going" Erza grabbed Lucy out of bed shoved her into the bathroom.
"Wha-What are you doing Erza?!"
"Strip." She said closing the bathroom door.
"W-What?" Lucy blushed a bit, feeling some what embarrassed.
"Youre going to shower and then youre gonna get ready" Erza explained.
"Not when your in here!" She shoved Erza out and slammed the door.
"Hmm. I better see you coming with Natsu Lucy" Erza said on the other side of the door.
"Or else..."
Lucy could feel the heat of Erza's glare pressing through the door.
"Y-Yeah" Lucy stuttered, quickly turning on the water so Erza hears it running. Lucy heard her footsteps exit and gave a sigh of relief. "Why do they want me to go so bad? And with Natsu too?" she undressed and got into the bath. Her cheeks were red and felt really relaxed.
"I hope I don't get sick." She said closing her eyes while letting herself sink into the water.
"OOY! Hold up Natsuu!" Gray shouted towards Natsu while trying to catch his breath.
"Piss of droopy eyes!" Natsu said, walking faster up the path.
"Oh come one! Don't tell me this was your first erection?" He said following behind Natsu.
"Is that what it's called?" Natsu said, stopping suddenly of this new found word. Although he's heard the guys in the guild mention it a lot, he never really bothered asking about it.
"Your an idiot" Gray said looking bluntly at him. Natsu just glared at him and groaned.
"Whatever, go away" He said, continuing to walk home.
"You know Natsu, if you don't talk about it then that just means your not man enough" Gray told him with a smirk. Natsu stopped and turned around to look at Gray.
"The hell are you trying to say droopy eyes?" Natsu was a bit angry at the fact that he had to share anything with Gray.
"Well you hear everyone talking about it right? I mean come on, it was going to happen sooner or later. Just suck it up and be a man. Dont be embarrassed about it" Gray was really on the edge of ticking Natsu off, but hey he had a point Natsu.
"It's ...not my first..." Natsu mumbled in embarrassment, avoiding to look at Gray.
"Sorry I cant hear you" Gray said, cuffing his ear on purpose. Natsu looked up at him with a stern glare.
"I said it's not my first you son of a bitch!"
"Oooh! You snapped! Are you really that big of a sissy to admit it?!" Gray was having the time of his life! Torturing poor Natsu like that.
"No, it's just the first time happening with... this... person " Natsu blushed again, looking away from Gray. I mean the poor guy might be a pervert at most times but that's just fun and games. This was something different. It felt more... wanted? Natsu was expecting to hear Gray laughing at him but he did nothing but stare at him.
"What?!" Natsu shouted, annoyed by the puzzled look that Gray was giving him. Gray just stood there for a second, trying to figure out whoit was that Natsu was talking about. While he stood there, holding his chin and counting up the girls in the giuld who are attractive. Murmuring to him self and thinking just who it could possibly be. This pissed Natsu off. He hated this feeling that Gray was just mocking him. Then right when he was about to throw a fist at Grays face, Gray turned to sneer at him.
"Lu-Cyyyy" He said with a devious grin on his face, looking down at Natsu. Natsu froze in surprise. Then he felt himself getting heated. He quickly sat down and held his knees.
"She's going to get so pissed off. She'll definitely kill me!" the amount of stress on Natsu was unbearable. Then there's Gray who didn't help at all. He just laughed at the amount of pervyness that Natsu carried.
"Stop laughing you idiot! It's not funny!" Natsu didn't even want to be around Gray anymore. Then Gray stopped.
"Hey Natsu, I have an idea to help you with this little "dilemma" of yours" Gray said with a smile. Natsu looked up at him with a hopeful look.
"Yea?"
"yeeaah~" Gray said with a suspicious tone. Natsu thought for a moment.
"I don't believe you. Piss off" Natsu got up and started to walk away. He has had enough.
"No wait hold up! I'm serious. I can help you. I've had these 'cough'kind of problems before too" Gray said, starting to blush a little as well. Natsu looked at him and saw that he was serious.
"Fine. But if you laugh at me again I swear you wont see another life again got it?"
"Got it" Gray winked with a smile. Oh Gray, have mercy on Natsu will ya?
"Hmmm... If it's tonight then I don't need to wear a bikini right? Will there be a bonfire or something? Ahhg! What do I even wear!" Lucy was having trouble with her wardrobe like always.
"Maybe just a bikini top and shorts? Or a dress? Perhaps a skirt and a tank?" Lucy flopped on her bed and sighed. "I don't even feel very good so I might as well not go" she told herself.
"Luucy~" Lucy heard someone calling her name through the window. It was about 5:23 and the sun would be going down soon. She looked out the window to see Happy flying overhead.
"Happy? Where's Natsu?" She said, surprised that he wasn't with him.
"I don't know, Mirajane and Cana didn't let me come over til now" Happy explained.
"Hmm, well he came over this morning but I fell asleep so I don't know what happened"
"You don't know where he would've went? I need him to help me pack food for the party"
"Well, I think Gray said something about following that moron so I'd recommend looking for Gray first" Lucy told the blue cat.
"What were you guys doing all day?" Happy said with a smirk.
"Don't get any ideas! I was sleeping all day, I don't know what he was doing"
"You were sleeping? Geez Lucy, you're lazy." Happy teasingly said.
"You want to get kicked out don't you?" Lucy said with a glare.
"No ma'am!" Happy flew out of the window before she could grab him.
"Alright, lets get dressed already" She said, irritated and just not in the mood at all.
Things today were louder than usual and she didn't enjoy it. Lucy felt weak and as much as she hasn't gotten very sick lately, she definitely felt a cold or something coming up. She was glad though that Natsu had let her sleep all day.
"Maybe he fell asleep too?" She thought. "I should probably apologize for being so mean to him." Lucy felt a bit guilty about yesterdays incident. She was still sulking about him and Happy going fishing with Lisanna. Now Lucy wasn't jealous or anything, she just felt like he did that on purpose just to make her feel bad. "But, he also did say that he didn't want me getting mad at him again" Lucy thought for a second as she pulled a t-shirt over her head. "I should probably be more gentle with him for now on" she said with a concerned look. "I wouldn't want to hurt him one day. It's just kinda hard to know that Natsu has feelings, especially about girls... Or is he like this with everyone?" Lucy was a bit confused and honestly didn't even know what she was talking about. "Ahg! Whatever! Cancer!" She pulled out her key and called up cancer.
"ebi"
"Could you do my hair? I'll be going to a beach party and I have no idea how to look" She asked.
"Sure thing ebi"
"Thank you" Lucy sighed and sat down. "This party better be good"
"Wait, that's it?" Natsu said, puzzled by Grays advice.
"Yep, it should somewhat satisfy you" Gray said with a smirk. "Just be careful not to get carried away, else you can kiss your ass goodbye" Natsu gulped at the thought of how Lucy would kill him.
"Just don't say anything droopy eyes or I'll be kicking your ass" Natsu said.
"I wouldn't worry about me Natsu, I'll be hanging out with- Uh..." Natsu looked up at him, a bit suspicious. "Well um, never mind that. Shouldn't we be getting ready for the beach party?" Gray said trying to change the subject. Natsu suddenly got the chills and remembered what Cana had said earlier.
"Shiiitt! Lucy!" Natsu ran off straight to Lucy's house.
"Pft, Moron" Gray got up and started heading towards the guild. He wondered if Juvia was going to swim. Then he got a bit excited too. "Dammit Juvia..." He said blushing. Why blame Juvia dude? I mean come on, you know you like it.
"Grayy!" Happy came flying by Gray.
"Happy? What is it?"
"Wheres Natsu?" Happy asked.
"He went back to get Lucy why?" Happy collapsed from fatigue. He wasn't gonna go back to Lucys again. He just got back from there so what's the point. "Oy oy, you okay?" Gray asked.
"Natsu is such a pain" Happy whined while slouching.
"Heh, tell me about it" Gray smirked. "Oh yea, Natsu is going with Lucy to the beach; so keep an eye on them, and make sure he smells her hair" Happy stopped and looked up at Gray.
"Why does he-"
"Because he's a guy, and guys like to smell pretty girls hair" Happy never considered that. Actually he thought it was just weird to do that.
"Lucy will beat him up if he does that, you know that right?" Happy asked Gray.
"Trust me, I know" he replied with a viscous smile.
"That's real sly Gray" Happy said smiling.
"Yepp~" Gray said with his head high and a smirk on his face. Little do we know that Gray is just sending Natsu to his grave. So much for mercy Gray.