Title: Baker Street Moments
Author: LondonFan
Rating:T to be sure as adult themes are suggested
Warnings: Slash Holmes/Watson
Disclaimer:Unfortunatley not mine but Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's and Guy Ritchie's. If they were mine, Holmes/Watson would already be canon.
Author's Note: Thanks so much for commenting and favourising my story! You guys are so great, honestly!
I hope you like this one, too. It has Mrs Hudson in it. ;)
Double Drabble: Caught in a bad romance
Mrs Hudson walked up the stairs to bring her tenants their requested dinner. They had asked for sandwiches. But when she arrived at the door she heard some strange noises.
Grunting. «God, Holmes... why did you want this now?»
«Because I'm addicted to it!»
«But I'm already sweating all over my body. It's so hard!» Moaning.
«I know. Just push!»
Mrs Hudson stood next to the door and eavesdropped.
What were they doing? She always thought about them liking each other more than just being friends but …
«God, Watson, hurry up, I can't hold it any longer!»
Scuffing.
Holmes cried out loud, «Ouch! That hurts so much!»
«It was your decision that I push! Don't blame me!», cried Watson.
«I don't, don't worry, love!», said Holmes soothingly.
A loud PLOP was to be heard outside.
«Finally finished», sighed Holmes.
Mrs Hudson couldn't be calm any longer. She needed to know what was going on and burst into the room. She saw them covered in a white, thickly liquid, with red steamy faces, panting heavily. They looked at each other in relief, smiling tiredly.
She gasped.
«Mrs Hudson, do you know how hard it is to open a mayonnaise jar?»