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This is a HieiOC, do not be mislead
Chappy 3 yay. I'm on a roll!
Truth or Dare
0o0o0o0o0 Kiyoko's POV 0o0o0o0o0
Last Time we saw Botan going on, and on, and on, and on, and well you get my point. :-3
"-Blah, blah blah blah, bla-"
"Botan!"
"Yes Koenma, sir!"
"Did you get the information I required?"
"Yes sir!"
"Good then we-
"We can get out of this room and do something fun."
Grinning Kiyoko grabbed Kurama gently and Hiei, not so gently (seems past transgressions had not been forgiven) pulling them out of the room.
"Kiyoko do you even know where your going?!"
"No idea, sooo why don't you lead the way to the nearest entertainment room."
While saying that, Kiyoko pushed Kurama in front of her, still keeping hold of Hiei in case he tried to sneak away. The others excluding Koenma had seen fit to follow them.
"Sooo Hiei care to explain why I have to memory of the other day, except for cold and wet?"
"…Hn"
"That's all you have to say for yourself?! Hn!"
"Hn"
"You really need to widen your vocabulary; we wouldn't want you to end up like them."
"Hey, Kuwabara shouted, what's that supposed to mean?!"
"Whatever you think it means…"
The group, lead by the red headed kitsune, stood inside of a family room that had a little of each of the boys' personality inside; from the dark, gloomy window sill, to the reading chair in the corner with a book perched upon it, to the complete mess around a t.v. and entertainment system.
"So your name is Kiyoko, right? I'm Botan. I'm the 'grim reaper', but I prefer ferry girl."
The happiness level was scary.
"Nice to meet you… so what do you guys do for fun around here?"
"Oh let's play a game!"
"Yea, a game! Let's play Truth or Dare."
And here is where Kiyoko keeping her firm grip on Hiei paid off, for at the mere mention of games he had escaped and bolted, but not far. Only about halfway up the stairs.
"Hehe. You're going to play Hiei. Think of this as my… revenge."
"Hn"
"Oh your Hn-ing won't save you now."
Kiyoko then grabbed Hiei's foot and dragged him down the stairs. Muahahaha
"So Hiei what kind of demon are you cause your fast?"
"Half fire, half…ice" he growled as his head went bump, bump, bump down the stairs.
"Ow that looks painful."
"It probably is Kuwabara, you want to try?" Kiyoko grinned evilly.
"No not really."
"Yay! Hiei's playing! We're gonna have sooo much fun! Ok since it was Kiyoko's idea she can start."
The gang sat in a semi circle: Kurama, Botan, Kuwabara, Kiyoko, Hiei, and Yusuke.
"Ok Kuwabara, truth or dare?" Don't look evil, don't look evil…
"Dare." Yes, Muahahaha
"I dare you to… drink 7 country club vodkas!"
"Isn't that a little much Kiyoko?" sweatdrop
"Na Kurama, he'll live."
So Kuwabara drank them but passed out at about the 5th one, with Botan taking his turn.
"Hiei, truth or dare?"
"Hn dare"
"I dare you to be tied to Kuwabara for two days with Spirit Rope."
And if the speed Hiei used to get out of his seat to the door was impressive then Kiyoko and Botan's was out of this world. They grabbed him and brought him back to his seat. There they tied him to the still unconscious Kuwabara.
"Untie me you stupid mfmnsmssf"
Kiyoko cut him off with a sock, Kuwabara's sock, stuffed in his mouth. He then passed out from toxic fumes.
"Ok since Hiei is not capable of continuing and since there's two girls and two boys let's team up."
"Ok, Kurama agrees, my turn. Umm ok girls truth or dare?"
"Truth" they agree after a shared look.
"Ok what's your darkest secret?" his sad attempt at being evil.
"I sleep with a nightlight." Botan
"I changed hair spray last week." Kiyoko
"…that's not dark!" Yusuke obviously felt cheated.
"I don't have dark secrets." Well, at least any I can say out loud.
"Soo, boys truth or dare?"
"Ehh dare" they agreed on.
"I dare you to … kiss eachother, on the lips."
"Ewww. That is sooo gross."
"Well it's that or you strip and run around Koenma's office naked."
That seemed worse to them so in slow motion that could only signify utter unwillingness, they kissed. Then fainted.
"Well that was better then I expected."
"What do you mean Kiyoko?"
"Well now that they are all unconscious the real fun can begin."
Fast Forward: A Few stores later
"Ok I think we got everything."
"What aree we gonna do?"
"Play the evilest prank in the world."
The first room they hit was Hiei's and dyed everything… Orange.
(AN: In my opinion, orange is an off color.)
And they place plushies all over his bed.
They tried to hit Kuwabara's next but it was so messy and gross that they reconsidered.
So instead of even entering Kuwabara or Yusuke's rooms' they paint their doors pink and glue fake flowers all over them.
And then Kurama's room… They snooped around until they found his diary and baby pictures. Kiyoko pastes his diary all over the internet; Myspace, Google, Wikipedia, and Quizilla. Then she took his most embarrassing picture, him streaking through the living room naked, and make poster sized copies and hang them everywhere.
They sneaked to the living room to ensure that the boys were still asleep and grabbed the last bag.
They poured fake blood on the walls and hung cob webs fro the ceiling, everything had come from a Reikai store so it looked very real. Kiyoko dimmed the lights and put a cd of abandoned houses noises; creaking doors, and stuff like that.
The girls then set up cameras and videos around the house that were connected to the screen in Koenma's office.
"Hehe let the fun begin."
Fast Forward: the guys wake up
"…AHHHHHH! We're DEAD!" the screams of Kuwabara and Yusuke echoed through the house for neither Kurama or Hiei would fall for such a trick.
"MY ROOM" "MY PICTURES"
As Kurama scrambled around tearing down pictures, Kuwabara and Yusuke were huddled in the living room avoiding looking at well, anything.
"Hahaha that was sooo funny!"
"I know! And Kurama doen't even know we posted his diary on the internet yet! Hahaha"
"He doesn't does he?"
The guys, looking ready to kill, had silently filed into the room, and were now starring at the girls.
"Er hi guys. How's it going?"
"You are dead." Was Hiei's articulate response.
"Really, cause I look very alive." Kiyoko couldn't help
"…"
"Run Botan! Run like you've never ran before!"
And she took off, with Botan right behind her.
"Come on guys, it was all in good humor."
"I'm gonna humor the both of you out a window!"
"That was harsh Yusuke, don't you think Kiyoko?"
"Very. Come on guys 'all's fair in love and war', right?"
"NO!"
"The dye will come out, right Botan?"
"Wait, you mean we were supposed to get the kind that comes out?"
"Uh-oh. Run faster!"
Everyone was coming closer to where Koenma's office is, so it shouldn't of surprised anyone when he popped out of nowhere.
"What in my father's name are you doing you hoodlums!" Unhappy baby
"We're just playing Koenma. Oh! Do you wanna see how cute Kuramam used to be?"
"Erm… what?"
"Well me and Botan played a prank on the guys and dyed Hiei's stuff orange-
"Orange?"
"Yup oranges is soo weird. And painted Kuwabara and Yusuke's doors pink, and posted pictures of baby Kurama streaking across the house. Like this."
She then pulled a spare picture out of her pocket to show Koenma.
"Wasn't he cute!"
"snort Indeed"
"And Kiyoko and I set up cameras that are connected to your screen so we can watch their reactions! Right Kiyoko?"
They all walk into Koenma's office and watch the screen as Kuwabara and Yusuke wake up and scream bloody murder.
Then Kurama obviously not fooled one bit walking into the hall and screaming.
Hiei by this point knew something very. Very wrong had happened and ran to his room and screamed.
Koenma this whole time and been trying very hard not to laugh but when the screen switched back to Kuwabara and Yusuke curled around each other whimpering and couldn't stop himself.
"That's hilarious."
"Ha that means you guys can't kill us." Kiyoko said very smug.
"What about our doors?" Yusuke asked.
"You can replace them."
"My stuff?"
"Erm… Shopping!"
TBC
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Translations
Kitsune - fox
Ningen - human
Youkai - demon
Baka - idiot
Onna - woman
Ningenkai - Human world
Makai - Demon world
Reikai - Spirit world
