Why Are You Wearing That Stupid Human Suit?

by Beer Good

Halloween came and went. We all know that demons don't come out on Halloween, but here's five drabbles and ficlets about five times five Buffyverse characters dressed up for Halloween... or perhaps didn't. Gen: Faith, Fred, Snyder, Robin Wood, Lindsey.

3. Snyder

3. Fear Me

Snyder's parents bought costumes for him and made him go trick-or-treating with his "little friends." Somehow they always managed to buy the costumes that make the other kids laugh and the grown-ups go "awww, ain't you the cutest little thing." The Superman costume that hung off him like pajamas; the Robin Hood costume where the bow broke right away; the little devil costume where everyone stepped on his tail.

Snyder owns 14 suits. Each one says "I'm in charge." Each one is supposed to put the fear of God into those bratty kids.

Somehow, not one of them fits perfectly.