Mario cursed to himself and pulled over to the side of the road. When Luigi asked him what was wrong, Mario said nothing and instead got out of the car and walked to the trunk. He opened it and laying down, tied up with a piece of tape over his mouth was Waluigi.
"What the hell is he doing in the trunk?" Daisy said as she closed her door and looked into the trunk.
"I picked him up before I picked you two up." Mario started. "I thought he might know something about Bowser. I was planning on interrogating him after I picked you up but then I forgot about him." Mario pulled the tape off Waluigi's mouth and sighed as he gasped for air.
"What kind of sick damn joke do you think you're pulling Mario!" Waluigi yelled. "You know me and Wario don't interfere with any of Bowser's activities! We wouldn't work with that dumbass if he paid us all the coins in the Mushroom Kingdom!" Waluigi squirmed around. The trunk was wide, but not wide enough for Waluigi's tall, lanky body. So he was curled up as much as he could be with ropes around his hands and legs.
"I just thought that maybe-"
"You Thought!? You tied me up and threw me in your trunk for two days because you thought I might know something?! Screw you! I don't know anything!" As Waluigi was yelling, Luigi turned around to see a large van filled with Koopas and Shy Guys armed with machine guns driving towards them from a distance.
"Mario, We better get the hell out of here." Luigi said as he pointed off in the distance. Mario turned around and saw the van.
"Aw crap." Mario quickly turned around and put the tape back on Waluigi's mouth before closing the trunk and getting back in the car followed by Luigi and Daisy. Waluigi's muffled yells from the trunk were drowned out by the car engine as the 68' Thunderbirdo pulled back Onto the road and took off, soon machine guns were being fired from behind them and Mario, Luigi, and Daisy ducked as their back windshield exploded and glass flew throughout the interior of the car. Luigi looked into the backseat and pointed to a small leather loop sticking out of the bottom of the seat.
"Daisy, pull that upwards." Daisy nodded and pulled it, and soon the entire seat lifted up and under it was an RPG.
"Holy hell." Daisy picked up the Rocket Launcher and handed it to Luigi. It had "Bonzai" painted on the side of it in green paint. Luigi held it out the window and fired. A large black missle with two eyes and a smiling mouth with sharp teeth propelled itself towards the van and soon the whole thing exploded, sending scrap metal and bodies flying in all directions.
"Oh crap." Mario pulled over again and got out of the car, followed by Luigi and Daisy. They looked at the trunk, which was filled with bullet holes. Mario opened the trunk and all three of them cursed simultaneously as they cringed and looked away.
"Well." Luigi said. "At least he didn't have anything important to tell us."