AN: Well, here comes another chapter! I still haven't got any flames (I don't want any), so I assume it's good. Well, here I go!

Disclaimers: See chapter one! And anything new, I don't own it. Oh, and I assume I DO own pickle yogurt! Yay!

New Characters: Aragon - Dude from LotR. Man (in gender and species).

Link - Hero from Legend of Zelda. Saves the world every time.


Scene 3: The Completely Useless Scene

Setting: Same forest, they haven't moved.

Draco: Author wants me to get the first line, coz I'm sooooo cool!

Legolas: And she wants me to have second line, coz I'm sooooo hot!

Draco: She doesn't have a particular liking for anyone else, so free for all!

Everyone: ME FIRST!

Author: WHO CARES WHO GOES THIRD! Well, just get going.

Harry: I hate to say this, but I need more yogurt!

* Yogurt magically appears in Harry's hand, then disappears because it wasn't pickle flavored. *

Harry: What's up with that? I like strawberry flavored!

* Pickle yogurt magically appears in Harry's hand. *

Hermione: Author decided to give me a line! And she wants me to say that Draco will soon say something important!

Fleur: J'ai mal au dos!

Draco: Anyone got an aspirin for Fleur?

Harry: Yogurt?

Fleur: Non.

Legolas: I'm here to save the day with my magical aspirin! Here you go, Fleur!

Ron: Has everyone forgotten me?

Arwen: Yes!

Ginny: I wish I had!

Cho: And I don't like Harry. CEDRIC!!!!!!!!!

Author: Everyone introduced SO FAR has had a line.

Ron: More people are coming?

Hermione: Duh!

Arwen: Look! There's Aragon! Honey, I'm coming!

Draco: Did anyone notice there was only one non capitalized word there and it still was grammatically correct?

Ron: The slug is getting smarter...

Author: (Sends visions of dungeon through Ron's head)

Ron: Sorry, all mighty author! I send my deepest apologies!

Hermione: Has everyone forgotten that we need to find the Purple Stone?

Draco: Did anyone know that purple is Author's favorite color?

Aragon: Did anyone remember that I came?

Arwen: I remember!

Author: I don't feel special. There are two other people that begin on the letter A. You are deleted from the story!

* Arwen and Aragon disappear in a blue flash of light, Link appears. *

Link: Hi, I'm Link!

Ron: Draco, don't say Another all capital letters sentence!

Draco: Another all capital letters sentence!

Ron: *&$ @#$* @&*^$()* ^*(&#%$ %*#%) #^% @#&!!!!!!!!!!

Draco: That wasn't nice! You hurt my feelings!

Ron: Who cares about your feelings?

Draco: Author!

Ron: Oh my...

Draco: DON'T!

Ron: FINE!!!!!

Link: Sorry to interrupt, but I am an expert at finding stones.

Hermione: Great! We need an expert at finding stones! We are looking for a purple stone!

Link: So am I! I need to bring it to the Temple of Magic!

Ron: ???

Hermione: ???

Harry: (not paying attention, eats yogurt)

Draco: ???

Ginny: ???

Cho: ???

Fleur

Legolas: ???

Ron: There is such a thing?

Link: Has no one played the Legend of Zelda?

Ron: Apparently not.

Link: Well, three goddesses, Faroe, Din and Nayrue, created the earth and when they departed, there became a triforce. It is at the sacred realm. Blah, blah,

* Link tells them all about Hyrule and Zelda and Ruto and Malon and Saria and all the other girls who love him, ect. until everyone is asleep, except Harry who desperately tries to get one last spoonful out of his yogurt. Then another yogurt appears in his hand. By then, Link finishes. *

Link: ...And then I saved the world from Gannon. Then someone restarted the game, and we begin all over again.

Hermione: (yawns) Are you done yet?

Link: Those were the basics.

Hermione: Link, Harry, help me wake up the others.

Harry: But I'm not done with my yogurt!

* Hermione grabs yogurt and trashes it. Then Harry cries so loud that everyone wakes up. *

Hermione: That works!

Draco: I was having a lovely dream about author, and then you came and...

Harry: SORRY!

Author: And I officially declare the end of this useless chapter.

Ron: But...

Author: It's the end.

AN: I need suggestions. Review!!!