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Yeah. Sorry for the slow ass updates and this short ass chapter! But hey, I'm alive!
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Chapter 2:
Kaneki was going to kill Nancy Bobofit. She kept chucking chunks of peanut butter-and-ketchup sandwich at the back of his friend Grover's head. Grover, being the kind pushover he was, tried to calm him down.
"It's okay. I like peanut butter."
Percy scoffed, "Not with Ketchup you don't!"
"Percy, I said it's fine. She's not hurting anyone."
Percy wished he could deck Nancy Bobofit right then and there.
—What ho, Percy!—
Percy was terrified. His teacher had just turned into a demon-bat-lady and he was stuck holding a pen. A pen that apparently becomes a sword. A pen that Mr. Brynne threw at him…
A pen
…
There was something wrong with his life.
"DIE HONEY!"
What? Oh yeah, he was in the middle of a freaking death match with his pre-algebra teacher. She flew straight at him and he did the only thing that seemed appropriate. He swung the sword. However, instead of the sword imbedding itself in her shoulder like he expected, it went straight through her torso with no resistance. Ms. Dodds was a sand castle in a power fan. Cue the yellow dust! Cue the disgusting smell of sulfur! Cue the crippling confusion!
He looked down at the sword to see it had disappeared, leaving him alone with a ballpoint pen in his hand.
— Downright cheerful!—
Kaneki was upset. He was expelled from Yancy Acamdemy. Oh god, what was Sally going to say?!
—Smelly bucket of nosedrool!—
Why was there a random fruit stand on the side of the road? Percy was, yet again, dumbfounded. And why were there three elderly ladies knitting socks big enough to fit Godzilla? He looked over at Grover, who was as pale as a sheet.
"Grove'? Hey, man…"
"Tell me they're not looking at you. They are, aren't they?"
Percy chuckled, "Yeah. Weird, huh? D'ya think those socks would fit me?"
"Not funny, Percy. Not funny at all."
— Fine. I hope you lose.—
"Come on. Chiron and Mr. D are waiting!"
Who is he talking about? Kaneki was baffled. First, he finds out his best friend is half farm animal, then he sees his adoptive mother get squeezed to death by a bull man, he then kills said bull man, and now Grover's decided to introduce him to some random people.
Yep. Things were turning out "great."
—You sir, are a ray of sunshine.—
"Gods… the forces you call the Greek Gods… are very much alive."
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What?
Aaaaaand CUT! That's a wrap! Uhhh. Hope you're still reading this. Just a warning, I won't be on until after March ends. Family stuff. I'll be visiting a friend as well. Sooo.
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