Two stories updated in one day... you are probably like.. OH MY GOD IS SHE SICK OR SOMETHING?! No... actually Keys Studio got me in a productive mood, therefore I wrote a bunch of updates, yeah.

The chubby man with the large top hat took a seat in the plump armchair. He looked at the children on the rug, looking up at him with wide eyes.

"Oh Earl, please tell us what happened next, oh please!" One of them called out, a smile on his face and his hands neatly in his lap. The man chuckled, showing large teeth as he nodded.

"Of course my child!" he exclaimed and looked toward the ceiling. "Where was I?"

"You just told us how the boy was found by a wanderer!" The children exclaimed and the man thought back.

"Oh yes! Now I recall. So anyway, the boy, a baby, was left in the streets, cold and alone. Then he was found by a clown!"

"A clown!" One of the kids exclaimed, a chubby girl with hair in pigtails.

"Yes, rather ironic right?" The Earl laughed and the girl tilted her head.

"What is ooohhh-ronic?" She asked and the man paused.

"Never mind, anyway, so this boy grew up under the care of the clown. This man, Mana, raised him in the circus. So this boy, a rash and spiteful little thing, mind you, was taught how to juggle and do tricks. He would sometimes be a clown too!" The kids chucked in delight.

"I wish I could be a clown!" One of the kids exclaimed.

"Yes, me too." The Earl grinned. "So one day the clown, Mana was hit by a carriage. And he died on the spot. Now the little boy was heartbroken, and wept by Mana's grave for three nights and days. Then, without knowing it, he used the power he had received from his father, Lucifer, and brought Mana back to life. But because he used this… dark magic… Mana came back in pain and anger. He grabbed the kid and pulled him to the ground." Some of the kids gasped, and the Earl gave a reassuring smile. "But then Mana carved a scar into the boy's face, and made it so the boy could no longer use dark matter. Only good matter. And then the boy slayed Mana, and set his soul free."

"Hooray!" The kids shouted and a few wiped tears from their eyes.

"Well, that is all for today, but I will be back next week!" The Earl said and stood up, grabbing his umbrella and left the room.

…..xXx…..

The.. thing… looked at Kanda with teeth bared and a furious hunger in its eyes. If Kanda had been any other man he would have fainted. But luckily, Kanda wasn't another man, and he stood his ground, staring into the eyes that burnt a hole through his forehead.

"Moyashi." Kanda smirked and the girl shook her head.

"I prefer Allen." Then Kanda looked closer at this demon. With the short hair and slender body, the beansprout resembled a boy.

"So.. are you a boy or what?" Kanda asked and Allen scoffed.

"Took you long enough." He said with a pout and then glared at Kanda. "By the way, Asshole, what's with the whole, throw my belongings away thing? That was a shitty move." Kanda scowled.

"Well, first off, if you are guy then shouldn't you be happy I got rid of the dresses?" Allen hissed.

"Look, who do you think bought all those. I may not enough acting like a transvestite, but sure as hell master would never buy me clothes. Plus, do you have any idea how long it takes to grow hair out? I mean, you should know, you have long hair too. Or I did, but then you pull that shit. You, sir, suck balls." The beansprout blabbed and Kanda che-d.

"Oops." He stated causing Allen to frown.

"Well, you could be a bit more decent about it. An apology might suffice. That is, if you don't be a shitter and tell anyone that I am… you know… male."

"Shitter?" Kanda asked, amusement in his voice. "That isn't very ladylike."

"Well fuck you." Allen shot back.

"No thanks, I don't ship that way." Kanda said with another grin, causing Allen to blush.

"I didn't mean it like that!" He yelled and turned an even deeper red. "You….. you suck ass!" The Moyashi pouted and stomped out of his room.

"Not yours! Too much of a chicken butt!" Kanda yelled after him, hearing a scream and the thunk of metal hitting wood. "Oh that better not have been my wall!" He yelled and heard a giggle. Damn.

Sorry it's kinda short... ish. Anyway Review please... damn people. I got 301 visitors on this story... and thanks to those few that did review... you all rock! Haha!

PearlesantlRose- I agree... should have been more but I have been soooo short on time!

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Pathless- Yes, Allen is fine. Just peachy.. I mean he has been sold to a terd and forced to wear dresses not to mention having to act like a girl... just great LOL!

Starisia the Shadow Demon- Haha why thank you. And I actually sent a message and they said that the title was fine lol. I guess bastard isn't that bad of a word...

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Sorry if I forgot anyone... but I also love my followers! You guys are pretty cool too-

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