No Integrity Part 2

Chapter 3

By Shadowgate

(Inside the bar.)

Jimbo was hung over and puked. Randy laughed "Goddamn Jimbo you had to ruin my welcome back party."

Ned commented "I'm too mangled to be the designated driver."

Stuart yelled out "Manbearpig is a mean bastard!"

Everyone laughed and suddenly Manbearpig came smashing through the wall.

Randy yelled "holy shit this welcome back party is fucked" but all Manbearpig did was drink a keg of beer.

(Testaburger Residence)

Stan finally finished packing and he thanked both Wendy and her parents for letting him stay.

Shortly after he left Wendy got a cellphone call from Bebe.

Wendy said to her parents "it's Bebe" and she answered the phone "hello Bebe."

Bebe said "well I'm done criticizing you for letting Stan stay at your house. You won't believe the things I just found out."

Wendy asked "what did you find out?"

Bebe answered "Kevin and Red are secretly seeing each other and as for Nelly well the fat fuck Eric Cartman exposed her and Butters secretly meeting. I sent you pictures in your email go check it."

Wendy pulled up her email on her computer. There were two new emails from Bebehotblond999.

The first one said Kevin and Red see Attila-Battle Angel. She clicked on the email and a picture of Kevin and Red at the movie theater appeared.

The second one said Butters/Nelly and when she clicked on it multiple pictures of Butters and Nelly at Stark's Pond appeared.

Wendy said "oh my God that fucking hypocrite. I'll deal with her at the bus stop tomorrow morning."

(Broflavski Residence)

Kyle announced "Stan we're all glad you're back."

Tweek asked "did you bring any leftover hemp for us?"

Craig snapped "you don't need hemp just keep taking your Adderall."

Clyde pointed out "it's lucky that for the most part you weren't stuck out at that farm. Also I would go fucking insane if I had to commute for a whole hour to get to and from school."

Clyde and Stan hugged and Stan said "well luckily my dad's dream of being a farmer was short lived and I won't miss commuting back and forth Goddamn it!"

All the boys cheered for Stan.

Shelly and Sharon were at the Tucker Residence where Laura was throwing them a welcome home party.

Laura said "I'm glad the reefer at the old farm house helped calm your nerves."

Sharon said "you're right Laura but we should still be vigilant about school safety."

Laura agreed and then brought out a German chocolate cake.

Tricia said to Shelly "our brothers have been getting along well lately."

Shelly replied "that's nice."

TO BE CONTINUED