Chapter 3: The joys of Family!

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I just walked up to my brother Loz and slapped him in the back of his head. "Ow!" Loz yelled. "Forgive my brother Loz he's a man ho." Riku told the others. The three of them just stared in shock. "Please take them from me." Father said to grandfather Hojo. "Sorry Sephiroth they are your evil little clones not mine. Besides I had to put up with you as a kid, you can do the same with yours." Grandfather Hojo responded. Father pinched his nose again with his fingers and sighed.

"Oh come on dad we're not that bad." Loz said. "No they aren't but you are! Every day you find another girl to sleep with! If your mother was alive this would kill her!" Father yelled at Loz. "Way to go Loz now dad's mad." Kadaj said. "I don't mean to be so bad…" Loz said pouting. "Oh great here come the waterworks." Kadaj said. "Loz don't cry I miss mother too." Yazoo said walking up to Loz and hugging him, which only made Loz cry even more. "Are you crying?" Kadaj asked sarcastically. "I'm not crying!" Loz said with a tearful voice.

"Loz I didn't mean it you just piss me off sometimes." Father apologized. sniff sniff "…Okay…" Loz said drying his tears with his jacket sleeve.

Well after that drama I noticed that the brunette hasn't look at me since he came over. Great he probably thought I was a girl but now that he knows I'm a boy he's to weirded out to look at me… Maybe I should cut my hair…. Nah! I love my hair too much.

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The hottie named Riku walked up to his short haired brother and slapped him in the back of the head. "Ow!" the short haired guy named Loz yelled. "Forgive my brother Loz he's a man ho." Riku told us. I just stared in shock. "Please take them from me." Riku's father said to Hojo. "Sorry Sephiroth they are your evil little clones not mine. Besides I had to put up with you as a kid, you can do the same with yours." Hojo responded. Riku's father Sephiroth pinched his nose with his fingers and sighed.

"Oh come on dad we're not that bad." Loz said. "No they aren't but you are! Every day you find another girl to sleep with! If your mother was alive this would kill her!" Sephiroth yelled at Loz. "Way to go Loz now dad's mad." Riku's other brother named Kadaj said. "I don't mean to be so bad…" Loz said pouting. "Oh great here come the waterworks." Kadaj said. "Loz don't cry I miss mother too." Riku's other brother named Yazoo said walking up to Loz and hugging him, which only made Loz cry even more. "Are you crying?" Kadaj asked sarcastically. "I'm not crying!" Loz said with a tearful voice.

"Loz I didn't mean it you just piss me off sometimes."

Sephiroth apologized. sniff sniff "…Okay…" Loz said drying his tears with his jacket sleeve. I couldn't believe my ears and eyes. I mean that Loz guy seemed like a tough guy but he's crying?! Holy shit Riku's looking at me again! Okay just stare at the ground and maybe he'll stop… Great now I'm blushing!

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The guy named Riku walked up to his short haired brother and slapped him in the back of the head. "Ow!" the short haired guy named Loz yelled. "Forgive my brother Loz he's a man ho." Riku told us. I just stared in fuckin' shock. "Please take them from me." Riku's father said to Hojo. "Sorry Sephiroth they are your evil little clones not mine. Besides I had to put up with you as a kid, you can do the same with yours." Hojo responded. Riku's father Sephiroth pinched his nose with his fingers and sighed.

"Oh come on dad we're not that bad." Loz said. "No they aren't but you are! Every day you find another girl to sleep with! If your mother was alive this would kill her!" Sephiroth yelled at Loz. "Way to go Loz now dad's mad." Riku's other brother named Kadaj said. "I don't mean to be so bad…" Loz said pouting. "Oh great here come the waterworks." Kadaj said. "Loz don't cry I miss mother too." Riku's other brother named Yazoo said walking up to Loz and hugging him, which only made Loz cry even more. "Are you crying?" Kadaj asked sarcastically. "I'm not crying!" Loz said with a tearful voice.

"Loz I didn't mean it you just piss me off sometimes."

Sephiroth apologized. sniff sniff "…Okay…" Loz said drying his tears with his jacket sleeve. Damn he sounds just like Reno, minus the bisexual part… Well as least I know I'm still the toughest!

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"Well I have a surprise for my grandson's!" Grandfather Hojo said opening the front door. When the door opened there was uncle Vincent smiling back at us. "Uncle Vinny!" Yazoo screamed basically running me over to hug our uncle who laughed and hugged him back, even picking him up in his arms as he hugged. "Holy shit General Valentine is your uncle!?" The red head yelled. "Yeah he's the little brother of our mother,…well was…"

Kadaj answered. "Oh…" The red head said. I believe his name is Axel? "Wait Vincent you mean your related to them? Why didn't you tell Leon and Cloud? Not to mention Renji?" The brunette named Sora asked. "Wait you know him?" I asked Sora. He looked at me and blushed before looking back to the ground. "Yeah… He's friends with our older brother, his boyfriend Leon, and Axel's oldest brother Renji…" Sora answered. Damn he's cute when he blushes!

"Oh I see. Are they also friends with Cid? Wait a minute where is Cid?" I first asked Sora then asked Vincent. Uncle Vincent blinked and looked behind him. "Asleep on your couch… Long day yesterday at the base." Uncle Vincent explained. "Cid's here?!" Loz basically screamed. "Yep. Ha ha." Uncle Vince answered laughing at how excited Loz just got. I just shook my head. 'Why do I have a brother like Loz? Why?' I asked myself. Before I knew it Loz ran past me and jumped on the sleeping Cid who in return body slammed him to the floor a second later. "Cid! Missed ya ciggy!" Loz said not at all phased by Cid body slamming him in the slightest…

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"Well I have a surprise for my grandson's!" Hojo said opening the front door. When the door opened there was Vincent smiling back at us? "Uncle Vinny!" Yazoo screamed basically running the hot Riku over to hug Vincent who laughed and hugged him back, even picking him up in his arms as he hugged. "Holy shit General Valentine is your uncle!?" Axel yelled. "Yeah he's the little brother of our mother,…well was…"

Kadaj answered. "Oh…" Axel said. "Wait Vincent you mean your related to them? Why didn't you tell Leon and Cloud? Not to mention Renji?" I asked. "Wait you know him?" Riku asked me. I looked at him and blushed before looking back to the ground. "Yeah… He's friends with our older brother, his boyfriend Leon, and Axel's oldest brother Renji…" I answered. 'He's looking at me again!'

"Oh I see. Are they also friends with Cid? Wait a minute where is Cid?" Riku first asked me then asked Vincent. Vincent blinked and looked behind him. "Asleep on your couch… Long day yesterday at the base." Vincent explained. "Cid's here?!" Loz basically screamed. "Yep. Ha ha." Vincent answered laughing at how excited Loz just got. I saw Riku just shook his head. Before I knew it Loz ran past Riku and jumped on the sleeping Cid who in return body slammed him to the floor a second later. "Cid! Missed ya ciggy!" Loz said not at all phased by Cid body slamming him in the slightest… "What the hell kid!? You know not to jump on me when I'm sleeping!" Cid responded. Loz just laughed and did something I didn't see coming, he hugged him… "Missed ya to little buddy…" Cid said getting off of Loz. We must have had a weird look on our faces because Vincent explained Loz's actions… "Cid is like family to them… Loz looks up to him too." Vincent explained. "Holy shit wait til Renji hears this!" Axel said still in shock. "Well doesn't look like you have to wait. I believe that's Renji and Rukia pulling up right now…" Cid said. I turned around with all of the others and Cid was right there was Renji and Rukia in Renji's car…

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"Well I have a surprise for my grandson's!" The baster Hojo said opening the front door. When the door opened there was Vincent smiling back at us. "Uncle Vinny!" Yazoo screamed basically running Riku over to hug our uncle who laughed and hugged him back, even picking him up in his arms as he hugged. "Holy shit General Valentine is your uncle!?" I yelled. "Yeah he's the little brother of our mother,…well was…"

Kadaj answered. "Oh…" I responded. "Wait Vincent you mean your related to them? Why didn't you tell Leon and Cloud? Not to mention Renji?" Sora asked. "Wait you know him?" Riku asked Sora. Sora looked at him and blushed before looking back to the ground. 'Ha! So Sora you like him…' I thought smiling a little. Finally the spiky boy wonder was going to get a guy, once I was done that is… "Yeah… He's friends with our older brother, his boyfriend Leon, and Axel's oldest brother Renji…" Sora answered.

"Oh I see. Are they also friends with Cid? Wait a minute where is Cid?" Riku first asked Sora then asked Vincent. Vincent blinked and looked behind him. "Asleep on your couch… Long day yesterday at the base." Vincent explained. "Cid's here?!" Loz basically screamed. "Yep. Ha ha." Vince answered laughing at how excited Loz just got. I just shook my head. Before I knew it Loz ran past Riku and jumped on the sleeping Cid who in return body slammed him to the floor a second later. "Cid! Missed ya ciggy!" Loz said not at all phased by Cid body slamming him in the slightest… 'Damn dude!' "What the hell kid!? You know not to jump on me when I'm sleeping!" Cid responded. Loz just laughed and did something I didn't see coming, he hugged him… "Missed ya to little buddy…" Cid said getting off of Loz. We must have had a weird look on our faces because Vincent explained Loz's actions… "Cid is like family to them… Loz looks up to him too." Vincent explained. "Holy shit wait til Renji hears this!" I said still in shock. "Well doesn't look like you have to wait. I believe that's Renji and Rukia pulling up right now…" Cid said. I turned around with all of the others and Cid was right there was Renji and Rukia in Renji's car… "Renji! Get over hear! You will not believe this!" I yelled across the street. Renji rolled his eyes and took Rukia's hand before crossing the street. "I need to change my close so hurry-" Was all Renji said until he saw the scene before him… "Why's Hojo hear?" Renji asked. "Hello Renji. Nice job with the kids this week. Before this year is up you'll have them all fit." Hojo said to Renji. "Well Mr. Storm it's my job as gym teacher isn't it?" Renji asked. "Yes it is but that doesn't mean you shouldn't get praised for it." Hojo said with a smile and nod. "Oh well thank you then…. I guess." Renji said. "Renji get this meet Hojo's son and grandson's!" I yelled pointing and almost poking Roxas' eye out in the process who slapped me in the back of the head for it. Renji blinked and looked to see everyone. "Sephiroth right?" Renji asked. "Yes." Hojo's son answered. I just looked at Renji. "Dad told me once that Hojo has a son and they use to hang out all the time." Renji answered. "Oh and who is your father?" Sephiroth asked. "Well dad was named Keith Wildfire, he died two years ago from cancer." Renji answered. "What… You didn't tell me Keithy died?!" Sephiroth screamed at Hojo. "I guess I forgot to mention that…" Hojo answered. "The hell you did! You want to know why I don't come around?! Well there's your answer!" Sephiroth yelled again. I couldn't believe this Sephiroth has the same yell as Hojo. "Um dad you promised you'd try and get along with grandpa remember?" Yazoo said in a shy voice. "I said I'd try Yazoo… But you grandfather is not helping out here!" Sephiroth yelled. Yazoo winced. "Now Sephiroth I just forgot okay. Besides you haven't talk or scene Keith scene high school." Hojo responded. "That's not the point! He was still my child hood friend!" Sephiroth yelled again. "Dad yelling isn't going to help…" Kadaj said. Sephiroth did something I never saw Hojo do. He took a deep breath and calmed down. "I know Kadaj, thank you for reminding me…" Sephiroth responded.

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"Well I have a surprise for my grandson's!" Hojo said opening the front door. When the door opened there was Vincent smiling back at us. "Uncle Vinny!" Yazoo screamed basically running Riku over to hug our uncle who laughed and hugged him back, even picking him up in his arms as he hugged. "Holy shit General Valentine is your uncle!?" Axel yelled. "Yeah he's the little brother of our mother,…well was…"

Kadaj answered. "Oh…" I responded. "Wait Vincent you mean your related to them? Why didn't you tell Leon and Cloud? Not to mention Renji?" Sora asked. "Wait you know him?" Riku asked Sora. Sora looked at him and blushed before looking back to the ground. 'Sora I hope you know what you're getting in to…' I thought then I saw Axel smile, this wasn't going to go well…"Yeah… He's friends with our older brother, his boyfriend Leon, and Axel's oldest brother Renji…" Sora answered.

"Oh I see. Are they also friends with Cid? Wait a minute where is Cid?" Riku first asked Sora then asked Vincent. Vincent blinked and looked behind him. "Asleep on your couch… Long day yesterday at the base." Vincent explained. "Cid's here?!" Loz basically screamed. "Yep. Ha ha." Vince answered laughing at how excited Loz just got. I just shook my head. Before I knew it Loz ran past Riku and jumped on the sleeping Cid who in return body slammed him to the floor a second later. "Cid! Missed ya ciggy!" Loz said not at all phased by Cid body slamming him in the slightest… 'Damn!' "What the hell kid!? You know not to jump on me when I'm sleeping!" Cid responded. Loz just laughed and did something I didn't see coming, he hugged him… "Missed ya to little buddy…" Cid said getting off of Loz. We must have had a weird look on our faces because Vincent explained Loz's actions… "Cid is like family to them… Loz looks up to him too." Vincent explained. "Holy shit wait til Cloud and Leon hears about this!" I said still in shock. "Well doesn't look like you have to wait. I believe that's Renji and Rukia pulling up right now…" Cid said. I turned around with all of the others and Cid was right there was Renji and Rukia in Renji's car… "Renji! Get over hear! You will not believe this!" Axel yelled across the street. Renji rolled his eyes and took Rukia's hand before crossing the street. "I need to change my close so hurry-" Was all Renji said until he saw the scene before him… "Why's Hojo hear?" Renji asked. "Hello Renji. Nice job with the kids this week. Before this year is up you'll have them all fit." Hojo said to Renji. "Well Mr. Storm it's my job as gym teacher isn't it?" Renji asked. "Yes it is but that doesn't mean you shouldn't get praised for it." Hojo said with a smile and nod. "Oh well thank you then…. I guess." Renji said. "Renji get this meet Hojo's son and grandson's!" Axel yelled pointing and almost poking my eye out in the process so i slapped me in the back of the head for it. Renji blinked and looked to see everyone. "Sephiroth right?" Renji asked. "Yes." Hojo's son answered. I just looked at Renji. "Dad told me once that Hojo has a son and they use to hang out all the time." Renji answered. "Oh and who is your father?" Sephiroth asked. "Well dad was named Keith Wildfire, he died two years ago from cancer." Renji answered. "What… You didn't tell me Keithy died?!" Sephiroth screamed at Hojo. "I guess I forgot to mention that…" Hojo answered. "The hell you did! You want to know why I don't come around?! Well there's your answer!" Sephiroth yelled again. I couldn't believe this Sephiroth has the same yell as Hojo. "Um dad you promised you'd try and get along with grandpa remember?" Yazoo said in a shy voice. "I said I'd try Yazoo… But you grandfather is not helping out here!" Sephiroth yelled. Yazoo winced. "Now Sephiroth I just forgot okay. Besides you haven't talk or scene Keith scene high school." Hojo responded. "That's not the point! He was still my child hood friend!" Sephiroth yelled again. "Dad yelling isn't going to help…" Kadaj said. Sephiroth did something we never saw Hojo do. He took a deep breath and calmed down. "I know Kadaj, thank you for reminding me…" Sephiroth responded.

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As reguested Chapter 3!