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The Liberation of Bonnie Bennet list (WIP)
MTV playing in the background :
Bumble bee bump into me
I''m in for pollination
Bumble bee, take what you see
I'm in need for your donation
I can't wait for your invasion
Be my love
Cause I'm a single flower, feeling free
Blooming now
Take me honey, be my favourite bee
(credits to Aqua – Bumble Bee)
1. Eradication of all thoughts and memories of The Gilberts, The Forbes, The
Salvatores, The Lockwoods and all things Mystic Falls (mind over matter
Bonnie).
2. HAVE NOTHING TO DO with the SUPERNATURAL and anything science
fiction. (note to self : that means no horoscopes TOO)
3. Aurora…too many r's, maybe something fun…coco, sally, suzy, Shirley (ewwww),
note to self – new name for new persona soonest possible!
4. Songs to listen to - Barbie Girl, California Girl, watch Paris Hilton, Kardashians, think of boys and the THONG song – Caroline's guide to being a
shallow piece of fluff that all the boys including ancient narcissistic killers
like and love. (note to self – check back) or Elena's guaranteed techniques on
being the eternal damsel in distress – hmmmmm…sounds much easier. Note name must fit new personality.
5. Sleep in – Garfield can do it so can Bonnie!
6. Relocation – thinking California…..the sun the sea the shopping, the fun…Barbie's world and soon to be Bonnie's world. NEW YORK – too intense. Los Angeles – psychos central, San Francisco – Anton La Vey and
witches haven, a definite no-no on my list.
7. Get a job in CALIFORNIA –a safe NORMAL job to meet tons of hopefully
normal people. Never heard of ANIMAL ATTACKS in California!
8. School? Un-decided. Need to live a little first.
9. Boy + Friend = Boyfriend = Many boyfriends! – no EMOS or ANGST
ridden guys NO MATTER HOW CUTE! Check and triple check.
10. Find new BFF – run background checks first!
11. Pollination…. Not in a hurry besides sex is overrated.
12. Get a cat? No too witchy, GET A DOG – poodle, toydog maybe?
And with that earth-shattering thought; Bonnie's eyes fluttered ready to welcome the sandman. Strangely enough the whispers had ceased once she left Mystic Falls. Hopefully trouble-free dreams and minus the visitations from her dearly departed ones.
Author's note :
THANKS A MILLION for all the reviews, truly and deeply appreciated. Blame my insane muse for this little piece of fun. She went overboard seeing all the reviews.
List may change… I'm sorry if any of the above is offensive, a gentle reminder this is fun, fun, fun and NOT to be taken seriously. Life is short and this is my insane way of distressing. WHAT CAN I SAY? VD just opens up all the possibilities.
Do listen to the song Bumble-Bee by Aqua, I know it's an old song but good for a laugh.