Maddie here! Umm this chapter will have two journals because they are really short… And in the same day..
Dear diary,
I think Mrs. Claire (my nurse maid) was right, papa does have a
weakness for me. Three days ago papa told me that I could visit Abi in
London. That's where I am now. Right now she is in timeout though,
because she disobeyed her papa.
Her papa told her to eat her breakfast and she threw a fit. I don't
see why she didn't drown it in maple syrup, that's what I do when I
visit.
Anyways, I asked Abi if her papa's eye brows where really alive, she
didn't know. My papa told me that Mr. Kirkland gets caterpillars from
his garden and sticks them to his forehead, so Abi and I are going to
check after her timeout is over.
Dear diary,
I'm so scared right now. Papa is on his way to come get me... It's all
because of Abi! When we checked Mr. Kirkland's eye brows he looked up
and said "What go the bloody hell are you doing?" Abi was picking at
his caterpillars when he said that. I asked her what it meant and she
told me it's something you say when you're a grown up. So I thought to
myself 'I'm pretty grown up and papa's always telling me how big I'm
getting so big.' So I decided I was big enough to use the word too..
Big mistake.
I paraded around her room saying "Bloody Hell~." Then I
into a wall... A wall with caterpillars on his face, Mr. Kirkland.
"What did you just say young lady?" My heart dropped. "bloody...hell"
"That's what I thought you said... Come on young lady..."
"You are in trouble." He said, pulling me into the living room. He
reached for phone, ignoring my pleas not to tell papa. I sat there
frozen waiting for him to hang up. "He'll be here in two hours" he
said turning to me.
When papa got there if scowled at me for swearing and I got
spankings... So now I'm in timeout...