Tiffany: Hey Shannon, what do you want the next game to be?
Shannon: I'll tell you if you stop choking Shippo!
(After Shannon and Tiffany finished singing, everyone was staring at them funny, but one evil maniac death glare from Shannon and nobody dared to ask. Everyone sang again, including Shippo who missed out on the first round of karaoke and made up for it by singing the Barney ending theme song which made Tiffany and Shannon shutter in pain)
(3 minutes earlier)
Shannon: NOOOOO!! THE GAY ASSED PURPLE DINO HAS RETURNED! –On the ground covering ears with hands and flinging around like she's having a seizure-
Tiffany: STOP THE HORRID SONG OF THE COLOR BLIND CHILD MOLESTOR! –Covering ears with hands and throwing her head the wall trying to kill the part of the brain that controls hearing-
(Everyone is staring at them strangely again)
Inuyasha: Color blind?
Miroku: Child Molester?
Sango: Gay?
Kagome: Dino?
Shippo: I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!
(3 minutes later, Tiffany is choking Shippo for singing the song of evil and making her suffer, while Shannon is trying to get her to stop)
Shannon: He didn't know any better! Please Tiffany let him g- PUT THE FREAKIN MALLET DOWN!
(Tiffany stops short, seconds away from pounding a mallet into Shippo's head)
Tiffany: Fine. –Stops choking Shippo and drops the mallet –
Shannon: -picks Shippo up and hugs him tightly- My Shippo!
Tiffany: -looks at Shannon the way one would when seeing a shark wearing a to-to balancing on a tight rope while juggling cheese wheels in an abandoned town in Kansas- Right… anyway, I just got an idea of what we can play.
-Everyone looks at her waiting-
Tiffany: Shannon, can u help me bring our next game down?
Shannon: Sure.
(5 minutes later Shannon is carrying a white Nintendo object while Tiffany is carrying the white numb chucks)
Shannon & Tiffany: -bow- Wii would like to play.
(Everyone besides Kagome is staring at them strangely for the 4th of 5th time that night)
Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, and Shippo: Huh?
Kagome: Guys, this is a Nintendo Wii. It's a game where u can use those numb chucks –points- to play things like tennis, boxing, baseball, and golf.
Tiffany: -talks while hooking up the Wii to the downstairs TV- Ya but we'll only be playing tennis and boxing.
Kagome: Really? Why?
Shannon: -setting up the numb chucks- Because baseball takes too long and golf sucks.
Inuyasha: What's boxing? And what's tennis?
Tiffany: UGH…..
(While Tiffany and Shannon set up the Wii and download Wii Sports into the game station, Kagome explains to the clueless old farts from Japan La La Land how to play tennis and boxing)
Tiffany: Ok, it's set up.
Shannon: Well, we have 4 numb chucks. Who wants to do a 2 on 2 tennis game?
Tiffany: I do! Shannon and I can be on the same team. Hey Kagome, why don't you team up with Sango?
Kagome: Sure.
Sango: I'm ready to play!
(Each one of them chooses a controller.)
TV Screen: Choose your player.
Tiffany: I'm first to choose. –Holds up the numb chuck- TENNIS TRANSFORMATION! (Transformation music: /watch?vTIDzGg82NGk&featurerelated yes, I am stealing transformation music. Got an issue with it? Don't bother watching the video, it'll confuse you a bit.)
(Tiffany clicks her player. Her controller glows blue and she glows blue too. She morphs, and her hair becomes two long brunette pigtails going over her blue visor with black lining. She's wearing a blue sports tank top and black mini shorts and blue and black tennis shoes. Her controller turns into a blue and black tennis racket. The transformation finishes and she's in the TV tennis game.)
Tiffany: -calling from inside the TV- Hurry up and choose guys! The crowd is getting wild over here!-fans herself with the tennis racket- And it's hot as hell over here!
Shannon: -calls back- Coming! –Looks over at Kagome and Sango who looked shocked speechless- You guys haven't ever played Wii our style I see. –Grins and holds up the numb chuck- TENNIS TRANSFORMATION! (Transformation music: /watch?v-549Hn-DhXw this is so Shannon)
(Shannon clicks her player. Her controller glows green and she glows green too. She morphs, her hair turning into a high braid over her green visor with black lining. She's wearing a green sports tank top and black mini shorts and green and black tennis shoes. Her controller turns into a green and black tennis racket. The transformation finishes and she's in the TV tennis game next to Tiffany.)
Shannon: Oh crap, your right, it IS hot! –Fans herself with tennis racket-
Man from the crowd: Hey, why is that green tennis girl so SHORT? I can hardly see how she's gonna manage to play tennis!
Shannon: -Major Sakura head throb- I AM NOT SHORT!! IT'S JUST THAT YOU ALL ARE SUCH FREAKIN GIANTS!!
(Shannon starts beating the living snot out of the guy while Tiffany just watches silently)
Tiffany: Having another one of your "Ed moments"? (A joke for Full Metal Alchemist fans. Please ignore)
Shannon: -too busy betting the crap outta the guy to hear-
Tiffany: Shannon, if you don't stop, the guy is going to die. –Sweat drop-
(On the other side of the TV screen, the Inuyasha gang is staring at Tiffany and Shannon strangely for neither the first nor last time that night.)
Sango: Um… I think we should join them now. Now what was that thing Tiffany and Shannon said? –Thinks for a moment- Oh yeah, now I remember. –Holds up numb chuck- TENNIS TRANSFORMATION! (Transformation music: /watch?vXEfo4Aha-Vk&featurerelated )
(Sango clicks her player. Her controller turns pink and she turns pink too. She morphs, her hair turning into a high ponytail ((she had her hair down in her casual state before hand)) over her pink visor with white lining. She's wearing a white tank top with pink mini shorts and pink and white tennis shoes. Her controller turns into a pink and white tennis racket. The transformation finishes and she's in the TV game on the field opposite of Tiffany and Shannon)
Tiffany: Good for you Sango! You support woman's breast cancer just like us!
Sango: Huh?
Shannon: Never mind, inside joke. –Yelling at the people remaining outside the TV screen- Yo Kagome! Don't make us wait! Come on!
Kagome: Alright! –Holds up numb chuck- TENNIS TRANSFORMATION! (Transformation Music: /watch?v646amrWEZGo )
(Kagome clicks her player. Her controller turns light purple and she turns light purple too. She morphs, her hair turning into a low/ loose pony tail over her light purple visor with white lining. She's wearing a white tank top with light purple mini shorts and light purple and white shoes. Her controller turns into a light purple and white tennis racket. The transformation finishes and she's in the TV game on the field opposite of Tiffany and Shannon, next to Sango)
Sango: Kagome, light purple is definitely your color!
Shannon: I betcha Inuyasha is blushing his doggie ears off right now!
Kagome: -blushing hard- Whaa!?
Tiffany: Shannon's right! –Calling to the people still in the real world- How about it Miroku? Shippo?
(Back in the real world)
Miroku: His face is blending in with his fire rat kimono, if that's what you're wondering…
Shippo: No kidding! Inuyasha, are you feeling alright?
Inuyasha: -head bent down trying to cover his face- I'm fine!
Shannon: -calling through the TV- AWWW!! INU-PIG, THAT'S SOOOOOOO CUTE!
Inuyasha: EGH! LAY OFF WOULD YA?!
Shannon: Alright, alright, sheesh, don't have to be so pissy...
Tiffany: Ok now that we're all here. –Throws up the ball in the air and serves- Let's play!
(15 minutes later, after 5 round of tennis, Team Evil ((that would be Tiffany and Shannon)) won against Team Happy ((Sango and Kagome couldn't think of anything else so Shannon picked it for them)) 3 to 2)
Tiffany: Wheo, I'm beat! –Wipes off sweat on face with the back of her hand-
Shannon: Man, you said it! Let's get outta here. –Holds up tennis racket and it glows green- Return! –Shannon becomes a green blur and then disappears and reappears in the real world-
(Everyone does the same and then lays on the couch panting)
Inuyasha: Man, you guys are pathetic.
Kagome: -panting- Sit.
(Inuyasha falls on the ground)
Shannon: -swings a fist at Inuyasha with a failed attempt at a punch- Shut up... If you're so tough... why don't you and Miroku do boxing?
Inuyasha: -stands up- Fine! I will!
(Inuyasha and Miroku grab a controller)
Inuyasha: Well, what am I supposed to say to do that thing you did with tennis?
Tiffany: -panting- Boxing... transformation...
Inuyasha: Ugh, this is so stupid... –lamely holds up the controller- Boxing transformation... (Transformation music: /watch?v646amrWEZGo 0:00-0:21)
(Inuyasha clicks his character. Inuyasha's controller glows red and so does he. His clothes transform, and he's bare chested ((-glares at Inuyasha fan girls who are drooling- Oh my garnet, get over it, you've seen him bare chested before, good lord -.-)) with red sports shorts. His controller turns into red boxing gloves. Transformation finishes and Inuyasha is in the boxing ring.)
Inuyasha: Yo Miroku! Hurry up!
Guy in the crowd: Hey! What's with the guy with the cat ears?
Inuyasha: WHO ARE YOU CALLING CAT?!
(Everyone watching from in front of the TV screen winces as Inuyasha beats up the guy)
Tiffany: -wincing- I remember when I made that mistake when I first saw Inuyasha. I'm so glad that isn't me.
Miroku, Sango, Shippo, and Shannon: Ditto.
Tiffany: Miroku I think you should get in there now.
Miroku: Good idea... –holds up numb chuck- BOXING TRANSFORMATION! (Transformation music: /watch?vhI-0Hgu8mUk 0:00 – 0:27)
(Miroku clicks his character. Miroku's controller glows dark purple and so does he. His clothes transform, and he's bare chested ((-tries to get the attention of the Miroku fan girls who are drooling- Um, girls... I don't think you should do that... Fan girls: Why not? –Sango comes up behind fan girls- Sango: I'm going to devour your soul –fan girls scream and run away while Tiffany sweat drops- That's why...)) and he's wearing dark purple boxing shorts. His controller turns into purple boxing gloves. Transformation finishes and Miroku is in the TV boxing game across from Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: Oh, hey Miroku. You ready?
Miroku: Um –stares at the man Inuyasha just beat the crap outta- I guess so...
(Back in real life, everyone is watching the TV screen while Inuyasha and Miroku are fighting)
Tiffany: Oh man, Miroku is gonna look more like hamburger helper by the time Inuyasha is done with him...
Shannon: I know what you mean.
Kagome: Come on, Inuyasha isn't going to go too hard on him.
Sango: And Miroku isn't weak or anything!
(Tiffany is too busy calling up her WWE boxing loving friend Kristen to answer)
Tiffany: -on her dark blue Juke phone- Hey Kristen, turn your TV to WWE. I bet you 35 bucks the guy in red is gonna win.
(Sango and Kagome sweat drop)
Shippo: Well, Tiffany's got a point...
(30 minutes later Inuyasha wins the boxing match ((duh)) and they both return to the real world. Miroku is beat like the girls were when they first got back, while Inuyasha looks exactly as he did when he went in)
Inuyasha: Man that was so easy! I don't know why the rest of you were so tired!
Shannon: -does a head throb- Why you... –pulls out her phone and goes to voice recording options and clicks a recording of Kagome's voice-
Phone recording: Inuyasha SIT!
(Inuyasha falls to the ground)
Tiffany: -looks at Inuyasha on the ground and shakes head sadly- That's so pathetic. Being brought to your defeat by a girl in seconds.
Kagome: Well, it wouldn't be the first time...
Miroku: So what does that make me, worse than pathetic?
Shippo: Pretty much.
Goldpool: Oh ya, and if you guys haven't guessed already, Tiffany is me, an Shannon is my friend Spottedstar106. So ya. See ya next chappy.