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Note: Pure dialogue! It's just something I'm doing for the heck of it. Feel free to flame or fame it in the reviews :)

Harry/Draco

"Draco."

"Potter."

"Draco."

"Potter."

"Filthy half-blood."

"Three quarters, really, but I think I get what you're saying."

"I hate you."

"That's alright, Malfoy. I'm pretty sure the feelings are mutual."

Hagrid/Harry

"Do you like that lady from Beauxbatons?"

"Which lady? I don't know what you're talking about!"

"Hagrid, you know bloody who I'm talking about!"

"She's a pretty lady. The dress she wore to the Yule Ball reminded me a giant cupcake."

"Okay, Hagrid. I think we need to stop talking about this. I don't need to think about cupcakes every time I look at her. But Seamus Finnigan might get a jolly rouse out of it."

"Finnigan?"

"Don't worry, Hagrid. He's fourteen."

"Right, right."

Narcissa/Snape

"I know your secret, Severus."

"I have no secrets."

"You have secrets. Everyone has secrets. I have a secret, actually."

"Narcissa, I do not want to be a part of this."

"I don't want to either. I know you do this to protect Harry Potter. I know you loved his mother, Lilly."

"You know nothing."

"I came looking for you, Severus. I found your cottage. I saw her picture."

"Blasted, Narcissa, are you nothing more than a snoop?"

"I have a proposition. I'll help you protect Potter if you help me protect Draco."

"I am and always will be on the Dark Lord's side, Narcissa. I won't be a part of this."

"We'll see, Master Snape. We'll see."

"Be on your way, then!"

Draco/Blaise

"I bloody hate Parkinson. She is everywhere I go. She's a shadow! I can't stand it."

"I'd give anything to have Parkinson shadowing me everywhere I went."

"It's not a pleasant trip, Blaise. Don't wish for the worst, hasn't anyone ever told you this?"

"I think she's quite pretty. And she's nice too."

"Too bloody nice. If you can steal her away, by all means, get her to trail you everywhere! Please!"

"Make me the potion and we have a deal."

"You best buy the ingredients, then."

"I think that's fair enough."

Hermione/Tonks

"Congratulations, Tonks!"

"For what?"

"The wedding, of course. Is there anything else to celebrate?"

"Oh, yea, yea. Thanks."

"Don't make me use your first name. What else is there to celebrate."

"Reamus has asked not to tell."

"Who do you think I'll tell, really? Besides, if its good news there's no…"

"Don't say anything, Hermione. He doesn't want anyone else to know."

"Is he taking it well?"

"He's excited enough. Was, actually. He's reflected on the whole werewolf thing and it's got his knickers in a knot."

Harry/Krum

"You played a good game last season."

"Who are you?"

"For now I'm Ron's cousin."

"Oh, it's you! Fleur told me you'd be about. Thanks."

"Hermione's here somewhere. I bet she'd love a dance."

"I do miss her, you know. She hasn't written me since May. I was beginning to worry in these dark times."

"Then go find her before someone else does!"

"Right!"

Ron/Harry

"Harry, I could mangle you with my bare hands, I could!"

"You weren't dancing with her."

"I was getting Gabrielle a drink!"

"I thought you didn't like Hermione."

"Harry, you are getting on my nerves right now."

"Sorry, mate. I thought it would be funny."

"It's alright. Fred and George got Oliver Wood invited and I sent him to dance with Ginny."

"That's not fair!"

"I'm a bit smarter than you give me credit for."

"Hermione would be proud."

"No she wouldn't. She's be complaining that I'm not civilized like Viktor Krum."

"Hermione would be proud, Ron. Get over yourself."

Fred/George/Harry

"Oliver doesn't like Ginny. Ron paid him."

"With what money?"

"We made a bet with him. We bet that Viktor followed Hermione around on his own accord. Ron bet you sent him to find her. Two sickles we bet and he won. He turned around and paid Wood one sickle to dance with Ginny the rest of the day."

"He's a sneaky git, ain't he?"

"He's our brother."

"We trained him well!"

"You have the coolest family ever."

"We sure try to make it that way."

"How we succeed with mum in the way always astounds us."

Neville/Hermione

"How do you ask a girl out?"

"What do you mean?"

"H-how do I ask a girl out? Like to the Yule Ball?"

"I'm sorry, Neville, but I've already got a date."

"N-not y-you. I m-mean Ginny Weasley. How w-would I-I ask her?"

"Well, it seems that most guys are just walking up to their dates and asking them."

"W-will y-you c-come w-with m-m-me?"

"How about I just ask her for you, Neville? You seem a bit nervous."

"W-what w-was your c-cl-clue?"

"I don't know, Neville. I am not quite sure."

Lilly/James

"We're married, can you believe it?"

"Not really, no."

"It feels so strange to say that."

"It's a fantastic thing to say! I'm married! I am married! I got married! I have a wife. Her name is Mrs. James Potter! Oh I love it!"

"You are a silly man, James."

"As long as I'm your silly man and not his."

"His?"

"Severus Snape's, of course. He's madly in love with you, you know."

"I know quite well, James."

"I'm glad you picked me."

"Why wouldn't I?"

"Severus Snape was never a bad guy. I beat him up a bit but not because he was a bad guy. I thought you might leave me for him for a while because he's so level-headed."

"That's why I picked you, James, dear. He'd never be able to admit the things you've just said. I love Severus, but he would never be the man for me. I just wished you'd have known that all this time."

"Well, I know now!"