You think every love song on the radio smoothly translates to a Harry/Hermione relationship

You start making Harry/Hermione connections and parallels in other fandoms

You have new favorite holidays: Thanksgiving and Halloween because of all the pumpkins

You ask as the first question to someone, who likes Harry Potter, is if they like Harry/Hermione

You scrawl "H/Hr" on bits of paper during class or long boring phone conversations

You fight insomnia by thinking up various Harry/Hermione scenarios

You teach your young siblings or relatives about love using Harry/Hermione as examples

You collect every Harry Potter merchandise that prominently displays Harry and Hermione

You squee at the very mention of "Harry and Hermione" on J.K. Rowling's website

You put Harry/Hermione toys or accessories on your wishlist even though you're an adult

You spend hours reading and alluding to the highlighted H/Hr quotes you've made in the books

You google Harry and Hermione's names--even in different forms--more than anything else

You want to or already have named your next pair of pets "Harry" and "Hermione"

You actually looked up their astrological compatibility and deduced that it must be true

You squee whenever you hear the words "harmony," "Harry," "Hermione," or "pumkin."

You actually considered changing your license plate to represent Harry/Hermione

You start telling your friends that they and their boyfriends/girlfriends remind you of H/Hr

You procrastinate by reading H/Hr fanfics instead of studying for your final exams

You set your computer desktop background to be a wallpaper of Harry/Hermione

You have considered purchasing or making your very own Harry/Hermione ship supporting T-shirt

You see Harry/Hermione look-a-likes everywhere, even in illustrations of Mary and Joseph

You weigh up every single romantic relationship on an Harry/Hermione scale

You buy pumpkin pie scented candles even though they don't smell particularly wonderful

You bought the video games in order to play out Harry and Hermione's virtual relationship

You get mad at Lego for not including a Hermione figure in their "Rescuing Sirius Black" set

You compare every set of fictional friends who end up dating to Harry and Hermione

You unofficially declare Dido's "White Flag" song as your unwavering Harry/Hermione anthem

You can't believe you even bought that Lego set because you are in college or just graduated

You see movies with a boy and girl doing something that Harry and Hermione should do

You tend to relate how every successful couple you know resembles Harry/Hermione

You watch the Harry Potter movies over and over again but fast forward to see the H/Hr scenes

You dissected every definition and meaning of "platonic" in order to find loop-holes

You think that any smart bushy haired girl you see should date the cute boy who wears glasses

You have dreams of Harry/Hermione even though you're not in the dream at all

You have several filled notebooks of various unfinished/finished H/Hr ficlets and essays

You don't like how pumpking pie taste, yet, you've told people it's your favorite type of pie

You are disappointed in people who ships Ron/Hermione because of their warped view on love

You see something at a store that pertains to H/Hr and you want to buy it

You spend hours analyzing each new promotional movie photo that is released of the pair

You become offended, angry, and irrational every time someone calls anything delusional

You liken any relationship that doesn't work out as being parallel with Ron/Hermione

You decide to eat toast every morning because of that wonderful Lake scene

You searched for all the Harry/Hermione websites you can find and bookmarked all of them

You had friends and family suggest you give you Harry/Hermione shipping for Lent

You name your cat "Harmony" because you know it can devour any heron that crosses its path

You instinctlively pair up people you know whose names start with the letter "H"

You've made nearly a dozen wallpaper desktops featuring the latest movie picture of H/Hr

You've made nearly 400 of your own H/Hr icons/avatar, wallpapers, banners, and siggies

You compare every two protagonists of opposite sex being almost identical to H/Hr

You keep visiting a Harry/Hermione shipping site at least five times a day

You want you and your boyfriend/husband to dress up as Harry and Hermione for Halloween

You get a goofy grin on your face every time the commercial for comes on

You are so engrossed with H/Hr that you tend to talk about them at other fandom sites

You participate in the Thread-a-thon so your ship thread stays ahead of other ship threads

You grin or squee whenever you see references to pumpkins in the films

You consider starting to wear orange clothes even though orange is your least favourite colour

You have a whole playlist full of songs from your personal H/Hr soundtrack

You celebrate their birthdays and imagine what other presents they would give each other

You grin whenever you see a picture of Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson together

You ask why Rowling chose R/Hr when she says she's like Hermione and her husband is like Harry

You see someone reading Harry Potter and go over to them squeeing about the H/Hr shippy parts

You display your Harry and Hermione dolls holding hands or in romantic positions

You know that Hermione's patronus is an Otter and you put a "P" in front of Otter

You find out that 71% of Hermione Jane Granger is derived from Harry James Potter, vice versa

You actually took the time to read this entire list because you're guilty of most of these