A/N: So last chapter was the Before, this chapter is the After. Enjoy!
Xander Harris was a very simple man. Despite having demons and vampires thrown at him every Tuesday, Xander's ability to handle certain situations has remained limited. So when Xander walked in to find his two best friends, Willow and Buffy, going at it like a couple of horny teens, Xander's mind literally fried.
"Sweet merciful Zeus! What the heck is going on here?!"
Hearing Xander, Buffy pulls from Willow and gives her male friend a sheepish look. Willow doesn't even respond at all. Rather, she simply moves her "assault" from Buffy's lips to her neck.
"Uh, hey Xander..." The blonde manages to squeak out, "W-What're you doing here?" Buffy bites her lip, suppressing a moan as Willow nibbles on a sensitive bit of Buffy's flesh.
"Well I was here to visit my favorite girls, but obviously you've become each other's faves since I've been gone. I'll just go."
"No, wait! Don't leave!" Buffy, pushes Willow off more forcibly and runs to grab Xander's arm. "I'm sorry. I honestly don't know what got into us. Will just kinda walked in and was being uncharacteristically sexy by shoving me into a wall-"
"GAH! Please, for the love all that is good and pure, do not finish that sentence! Willow's like a sister to me and I don't want to get sexy thoughts for you two that way."
Finally Willow notices Xander for the first time. "Oh hey Xand!" She looks at him, as if expecting something. A moment of silence happens. Willow looks confused at first, then shrugs and starts edging her way back to Buffy.
Fed up with Willow's weirdness, Xander steps in Willow's path. Concerned he asks, "What has gotten into you Willster? Last time I checked, you weren't obsessively diggin' the ladies, not I have a problem with it or anything."
"Oh, right. I guess it all started with this spell-"
"You did a spell to make you gay?!" Buffy cried.
"No, silly! I did it because I was having this confusing thoughts about...someone, and so I did a spell to help figure myself out."
"...And then it turned you gay?" Xander asks.
Willow thinks for a minute before replying, "Well...I guess I am. I'm pretty sure that's what the confusion was all about...I remember, after the spell, not feeling weird at all...until I started thinking about Buffy..." A mischievous smile creeps onto Willow's face, "..and now I'm done talking!" suddenly Willow shoves Xander out of the way and launches herself once more onto Buffy's lips.
Nonplussed, Buffy pushes Willow back again and keeps her at arms length and looks at the redhead pointedly, "Listen, Will, you are becoming a little too woman-crazy. The spell must've gone wrong somewhere. We need a counterspell to get you thinking straight...Well, straight-er, at least." Buffy's smiles a tiny bit, "So where's the witchy stuff you used?"
"It's in a shed by the Parkersans building. I'll go show you!"
"Wait a minute, Willow." Xander interrupts, "I don't think its so wise to let you loose in your condition. There are thousands of girls outside!"
Willow's eyes light up at the thought, "I don't see the problem with that. Let's go!!"
Buffy holds tightly onto Willow's arms, not letting her budge a bit. "You're not going anywhere Ms. Hyper-and-Horny! Xander's right, I can barely trust you in this room, much less outside. We're just going to have to restrain you till we get back. Xander, there's some rope in the top drawer of my dresser."
Xander raises an eyebrow suspiciously at the blonde. "It's Slayer equipment!" cries Buffy, "God, I'm not that kinky!"
After the two tied Willow snuggly in her office chair, they quickly made their leave to the shed. It took them a long 15 minutes to find the small shed, and then another 5 minutes to clean up all the junk.
After another awkward silence, Xander quips, "So...you and Willow...are you guys like, 'a thing' now?"
"Huh? Oh, no way. I mean, being gay isn't a bad thing, but I'm totally positive that was just a one time thing. I was just caught up in the moment and-"
"Did you lock the door when we left the dorm?"
"What? Uh, I don't think I did. We haven't been gone too long, right?"
Xander stares off into space, thinking. "But what if someone walks in there? A girl perhaps?"
"Puh-lease, the only people that walk in our dorm are me, Will, and some of the guys in The Initiative."
"But what about Willow's wicca friends? They're women right? They'll walk right in and untie Willow and then..."
Buffy's eyes go wide, "Oh no."
"Oh yes! We need to leave now!" The two Scoobies scramble to grab the rest of the spell ingredients, and make a mad dash to Buffy's dorm, hoping they weren't too late.
A/N: So I'm pretty sure the next chapter is it, but it may quite possibly be two more. Please review because I really don't know what I'm doing....At all...OH! And if you are wondering why Willow was looking at Xander all weird at first, that was because she thought she'd be instantly into him. Like the spell made her attracted to everyone. Fortunately, that wasn't the case. ;)
