Sorry about any spelling/grammer mistakes and the short chapters.
I do not own The Office.
"This wig," said Micheal, "is a wig made out of hair of Micheal Jackson. And it is now in my possession now because I paid 500 dollars for it thanks to my friend Tod Packer whom used to be Micheal Jackson's old barber."
" Micheal you spent 500 dollars on a knock off that's even worse when you spent 450 dollars on Tiger Woods supposedly used water bottle." Toby said.
" No, Toby no you just don't have trust in people maybe why that is why you are divorced."
" Um, Micheal maybe he's right I mean maybe it is a knock off." said Phyllis.
"Yeah Micheal once for Mose's birthday party I gave him an Ozzy Osborne wig, but it was really made out of our donkey's hair. Not that there's any difference." Dwight agreed
"Awe you have a donkey they are like so cute." Kelly said
"Well actually I had a donkey. But one year the beat crop was bad so we-"
"No that's okay Dwight that's enough." Cut-ted off Jim.
" I want to know what Dwight did though."
"Nope no you don't. Any way Micheal do you really actually believe that that is made out of Micheal Jackson's hair." said Jim
"People please trust me. My name is Micheal so I have a special connection with Micheal Jackson."
"Micheal, I don't think that it works that way." Pam stated.
" Do you know what," said Micheal, "how do you know, how do you know, Pam. I mean Ryan he is young and talented and handsome just like Ryan Seacrest. And even you Pam are neat just like the Pam cooking none stick thing. So, I believe that my point has been proved so me and the wig are going to go and rehearse."
And with that Micheal walked into his Office and slammed the door closed. After that there was a few moments of silence until the music Thriller and Micheal's horrible voice, which ruined the wonderful song, filled the air.
Stanley threw down his pen, put his hands to his ears and said, "Oh my God."