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Red vs. Blue

The Pirate Chronicles

Part 3: Storytelling time!

"Well this is what happened." Said Sheila

Flashback

O'Malley in Tex is doing his evil laugh, louder then ever.

"Three, two..." Says Andy

O'Malley( in Tex) jumps over to Andy presses a small, hidden button.

"One! Boom! Blamo! Aw crap!"

"So you think that you can destroy my ship? Nobody can stop me!" O'Malley said and laughed

That's when I started the self destruct sequence.

"Self destruct sequence started." Sheila's voice was heard over the radio

"What? NO!!" O'Malley screamed

I then started giving off electrical flashes' to make sure that O'Malley don't escape.

"Junior, quick get me to an escape pod." Andy said

Junior picked up Andy and ran to an escape pod. I transferred myself in to the pod and launched it. I was afraid that O'Malley would escape but Tex took care of him.

"What? NO!! I must flee! O'Malley said

"No you don't!! Said Tex and ripped of her helmet, exposing her green eyes and red hair. She threw the helmet in the corner and ran for an escape pod. O'Malley, trapped in the helmets radio couldn't do anything. I don't know if she made it.

In the escape pod that is getting further away from the ship.

"Oh boy, I can't wait to see that explosion." Andy said

"Blarg honki blarg!" Blarged Junior

The ship blew up in a huge explosion.

"Ha! Cool! Blamo!" Andy said

"We need to find Blood Gulch." Said Sheila

"No we don't, lets go to that fortress by the beach."

"But I need a body, and the only place I can get it is in Blood Gulch.

"Fine."

"Blarg blarg honk blarg!"

"You said it."

End flashback

"That was a great story Sheila." Said Caboose

"Thank you Caboose." Said Sheila in response

"But why did it take you so long to get here?" Said Church

"Cause this whole continent is just made up of canyons who look exactly like this one! I took hours to find the right one! This is the most stupid planet in the galaxy!" Said Andy

"Calm down Andy!" Said Donut

Then Grif suddenly showed up.

"Oh, Sarge why didn't you install any breaks?"

"What you're suppose to be dead!" Yelled Sarge

"Hey guys, I am the only one think that this just a little bit odd?"

"What is odd?" Said Simmons

"That almost everyone is back, and that Grif survived an impact and two rocket engines explosions. It's like an unseen force is trying to make things back to how it used to be!"

Meanwhile at a secret facility somewhere.

"Do you think he is on to us?" Asked a voice

"No he don't know anything." Said another voice

"But what if it goes like your last idea. The Truman Show."

"Don't worry. Just make his teeth's hurt and make something dramatic happen.

Back at Blood Gulch.

"You're just paranoid." Said Doc

"No it's true. Think of it! All these things. OW! My teeth's just started hurting really bad.

The blues or the reds hadn't noticed the group of 7 people in black coloured armours sneaking up behind then.

"Yarr! Me be Long Johnny Silver. Captain of the pirate ship Hermania! Yarrr! Said a man whit a pirate accent.

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