AN: Didn't think I was going to add more to this, but it hit me the other night in the midst of studying. Be freighted, all ye women.
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One. Isshin wanted to start slow in the dating game- he still loved Masaki with all of his heart but knew that she would want him to be happy. Frankly, Kisuke thought he was just tired of being lumped together with the icicles known as Byakuya Kuchiki and Ryuuken Ishida.
Two. To date, the Shinigami Women's Association has had three meetings on general safety- Once during its formation (coincidently the same time Shunsui was promoted to captain), when the first female Vice captain had a breakdown (believe it or not, it was Jushiro's fault), and when Isshin announced that he wanted a date. Even it's current President is afraid of that one.
Three. Isshin lets Yoruichi set him on for his first date in over fourteen years. What started with a basket of wine and food ended with half of the 3rd district in flames, a wild boar chasing him back to the Seireitei, and fireworks shoved down his pants.
Four. Kukaku wonders how on Earth such a perverted man has such almost-socially-adequate children. Ganju was just happy to see his sister beat on someone else.
Five. In an act of good faith, he lets his daughter in law pick his next date. A small part of him wonders what kind of woman she hangs around with and stops dead in his tracks when he sees the dark skinned, blonde woman grinning at him like prey.
Six. Isshin doesn't bother to stopped his son from grinning- he was hiding in their house after all. He had thought it was strange going right from the café to her house. Apparently, it was Apache, Sun-Sun, and Mira Rose that wanted playmates. He had a new resolution- no hollows. None.
Seven. While Isshin spent two hours complaining about his bad date to his little Yuzu, she told him she'd find the perfect date for him. Pretty, strong, and very happy, as well as good with kids.
Eight. He wasn't gay. Isshin calmly explained this to Yuzu who was comforting a crying Ayasegawa.
Nine. Isshin is happy when Ichigo discovers his happy side. Less so when his son decides to send him a blow up doll as a gift for his birthday. Even less so when he sees the post mark from the Urahara Shoten.
Ten. Finally he tries for himself and asked Nanao Ise on a date. After fighting off Nanao and Rangiku, he thought the worst was over. Shunsui, however, had other plans.