Chapter 3

The small group of people around Naruto now consisted of choji, his parents, Sarutobi, and Kushina as the rest of the Akimichi clan had parted to spend some time with their children in private.

Currently Naruto was in the bathroom so Kushina decided to hound Sarutobi for a few answers.

"Alright you old monkey, what the hell is going on. As happy as I am that he has accepted me as his mother it was a little quick when for the last 8 years he has never once seen my face" the redhead said with a glare that had Sarutobi nearly pissing his pants.

"Now Kushina, no reason to get up set. I have followed what you and Minato requested me to do in your letters should something happen to you. I can assure you he had no idea you were his mother until you told him yourself. As to why he was so quick to accepting you it was because I nodded in confirmation to you claiming yourself as his mother" Sarutobi said nervously as he saw her glare intensifying

"And why the hell would you doing that make him so accepting of me as his mother" the now Queen of the land of whirlpools growled out thinking sarutobi might have put some sort of servitude seal on her baby.

"Because he trusts me. He knows I only want what's best for him and wouldn't force him into anything" Sarutobi said with sweat forming on the back of his neck. He hadn't been this nervous since he graduated as a genin and was scared shitless by his jonin instructor telling him and his team couldn't get one of the bells before noon the one without would be kill to shave dead weight off of the village.

"We'll see about that. Now where has he been living" Kushina said going from highly sceptical to extremely happy in the blink of an eye. This only brought momentary relief to Sarutobi as he heard the second part of what she had said and visibly paled to a shade of white that would make a piece of paper envious.

Noticing his panic kushina sent a shadow clone to intercept Naruto for when he came out of the bathroom to distract him as she had a feeling after the answer Sarutobi would be in need of a lesson.

"I...I….in th…..the heart of the red light district" the old man said in fear as Kushina went ballistic.

"YOU HAD MY BABY LIVING IN THE HEART OF THE READ LIGHT DISTRICT! THAT'S IT I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU'RE THE HOKAGE YOU'RE GETTING THE ASS KICKING OF A LIFETIME!" Kushina raged as she made four clones of herself all of which instantly were in the same rage as herself with their hair moving like it had a mind of its on as the proceeded to pummel the Hokage into the ground with strength that could only be stopped by the legendary Tsunade as she also wiped him using chakra chains and cramming rasengan after rasengan up his butt. All of which she did with him having five different seals placed on him the amplified the pain 100 times fold making him 500 hundred time more sensitive to pain.

Meanwhile the Anbu that had been watching were torn. On one hand kushina was attacking the Hokage and it was their duty to protect him. On the other hand kushina was pissed beyond belief and the entire village knew she was the embodiment of the saying hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn. After all she didn't get the name the red hot habanero and the Crimson death for nothing. So the last thing the wanted was for themselves to be caught in her cross hairs right now.

Little did anyone know there were was one Anbu member that wasn't torn. On this one was actually recording this as he laughed his ass of a the the Hokage's expense. He had warned the old man not to put Naruto in that apartment for this very reason, but he old bastard didn't listen even with kushina's students warning him as well.

As Sarutobi was pummeled into the ground he could only think of one thing besides the pain he was in.

'Well looked like I just made the other shoe drop' Sarutobi thought as he now saw this was just the beginning of Kushina's war path

With kushina's clone and naruto

Naruto had just come out of the bathroom when he was enveloped in a hug by his "mother".

"Naruto how would you like some pointers on you taijutsu before your match" kushina said to her son.

Naruto instantly agreed as his "mother" shunshined away to a small clearing in the forest that was close to the school.

"Now I want you to show me every stance the academy taught you" kushina ordered her son.

Not wasting time Naruto immediately did so much to his "mother's" horror and rage. The bastard's at the academy had been purposely teaching her son wrong. So she came up with a rather quick a simple fix. She would show him the traditional Uzumaki taijutsu.

"OK that's enough, I want you to forget everything you just showed me because from here on out I want you to use our family taijutsu style" with those few words she instantly had his attention.

I've the next hour kushina showed her son the family taijutsu. Something Naruto absorbed like a sponge as kushina had seen like most Uzumaki Naruto was a very hands on learner and learned best by actually practicing what she showed him as she showed him.

Once an hour passed kushina shunshined Naruto back to the academy and back to his class just in time for the first matches to begin.

Once Naruto was out of sight as kushina , as she told her son she was going to go to the bathroom, the clone then disappeared in a puff of smoke.

The real kushina then rejoined her son as they waited for his match as parents were allowed to sit ringside as their children fought.

However word had travelled fast that kushina was back. So it was more than kushina that was waiting with Naruto. In fact both all of kushina's former genin team had shown up and were waiting with him including minato's last surviving student kakashi.

"Kakashi-niisan, Anko-niisan, Kurenai-niisan, Ibiki-niisan! You all came" Naruto cheered out as he tackled the small group in his best attempt to hug all four of them at once.

"Naru-kun you know them" kushina asked in a sweet voice that had the small group sweeting as they recognized the danger they could be in depending on Naruto's answer.

"Ya, Kakashi-niisan always is the first to save me when the villagers chase me, Kurenai-niisan taught me how to read and right when the instructors said a demon didn't need to know that stuff, Ibiki-niisan is still teaching me how to read people's body language so I don't get caught of guard when the villagers try to chase me, and Anko-niisan helped me with my shuriken and Kunai throwing. Best of all they make sure that one of them can always tuck me in at night until I fall asleep and help with homework" Naruto said in a happy tone that had the small group breathing a breath of relief.

Kushina decided she would need to talk to the rest later but for now they were in the clear.

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