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Part 3:

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Scotch_man: That has to be the biggest fib I've read in a lifetime!

Russian_Prince: It is no lie! It is true! You are jealous of me.

Scotch_man: Sandwiches were definitely NOT invented in Russia! Everyone knows they originated in Scotland!

Russian_Prince: You seem to be confused. "Sandwich" is a Russian word, not a Scottish word.

Scotch_man: You canne even pronounce "Sandwich"! How can it be made in Russia, yet a Russian can't say it right?

Russian_Prince: I pronounce it correctly, it's everyone else who says it different!

Scotch_man: "SandVich" isn't a word, laddie.

Russian_Prince: That is how you say it!

Scotch_man: You're the only Lad I've ever met that says it that way!

Russian_Prince: Purhaps then you should visit Russia, it is a very innivative nation!

Scotch_man: "Purhaps" you should work on your English! You canne even spell it right!

Russian_Prince: I am not the only one! I do not see "canne" anywhere in the English dictionary!

Scotch_man: It's a slang term!

Russian_Prince: It is one thing to say it that way, but why are you writing it that way?

Master$ulu: This is the stupidest conversation I've ever seen! Does it matter?

Scotch_man: Laddie, if someone had told you sushi was invented in France, wouldn't you be a bit put off as well?

Master$ulu: Sushi? I was born in San Francisco!

Russian_Prince: actully, Sushi was invented in the northernmost part of Russia, but it became more popular in Japan and China later on...

Master$ulu: huh?

Scotch_man: You lie more than an 18 year old bloodhound!

Master$ulu: I agree, that's pretty far fetched...

Russian_Prince: Look it up!

Scotch_man: No "lol" for the bloodhound line? RLY?

Master$ulu: lol?

Russian_Prince: "lol" is a Russian abbreviation that indicates irritation.

Scotch_man: THAT'S NOT RUSSIAN! It means "Laugh Out Loud"! Not everything was invented in Russia!

Master$ulu: Ok, you guys lost me.

Scotch_man: This is a waste of time.

Russian_Prince: I do not like being called a liar, I am leaving. Are you going to be at fencing later Hikaru?

Master$ulu: Absolutely! See you there!

Russian_Prince: Bye!

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Scotch_man: Beat his Russian ass for me, won't yeh?

Master$ulu: Absolutely. He's terrible! He closes his eyes every time he jabs, it's an easy way to get one of us hurt...

Scotch_man: ...We're still talking about fencing, right lad?

Master$ulu: Um, yeah, what did you think I was talking about?...

Scotch_man: Nevermind, I'm just a little tired, I think I'm gunna take a snooze if ya don't mind...

Master$ulu: No problem! See you later!

Scotch_man: Bye!

Master$ulu: Oh! And Scotty...?

Scotch_man: Yeah?

Master$ulu: GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER.

Soooo end of part 3! Wha'd you think? I realize there are spelling errors in Chekov's lines, but I did that on purpose in case you didn't pick up on that!

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