Sorry it took so long, anyway here's Chapter 3 :D Hope you like!
I DON'T OWN DOCTOR WHO, THE BBC DOES!
Chapter three: The End of The World
Picking up where the last episode left off - Rose runs into the TARDIS and joins the Doctor.
THE DOCTOR: Right then, Rose Tyler - you tell me, where do you want to go? Backwards or forwards in time. It's your choice. What's it going to be?
"Forwards" nearly everyone called out, with the exception of the doctors, who just sat there smiling.
ROSE: Forwards.
The Doctor presses a few buttons.
THE DOCTOR: How far?
ROSE: (picking random number)One hundred years.
"BORING" Jack called out earning a glare from Rose.
He pulls a lever and turns a knob. The engines lurch and then stop after a few seconds.
"Why does it make that noise?" Ianto asked the doctors, but everyone was surprised when river answered.
"It's not supposed to make that noise" She said in a matter-of-fact tone "He leaves the breaks on" She said pointing to them both. They both however huffed and sais in sync "I like the noise!" however it had cause questions to form in everyone apart from Eleven, Amy, Rory and River to ask questions in their heads, who is she? How does she know?
THE DOCTOR: There you go, step outside those doors, it's the twenty-second century.
ROSE: You're kidding.
THE DOCTOR: That's a bit boring though,
"Told ya" Jack said grinning.
THE DOCTOR: do you want to go further?
ROSE: Fine by me!
The Doctor starts up the engines again. When they stop, he looks at her.
THE DOCTOR: Ten thousand years in the future. Step outside, it's the year 12005, the New Roman Empire.
ROSE: (teasingly) You think you're so impressive.
"Yes" both of the doctors said, causing the others to roll their eyes. River just shook her head, he was always going to have a big ego.
THE DOCTOR: I AM so impressive!
"AGREED"
ROSE: You wish!
THE DOCTOR: Right then, you asked for it. I know exactly where to go. (revs up the engine, pumps a lever furiously) Hold on!
The TARDIS hurtles through the time vortex. With a pinging noise, the TARDIS stops.
ROSE: Where are we?
The Doctor gestures towards the doors. Rose smiles excitedly.
ROSE: What's out there?
The Doctor gestures again. Rose steps outside the doors. Rose finds herself in some kind of wooden room. The Doctor follows her and with his sonic screwdriver, opens the shutters of an enormous window. They go down the stairs and find themselves looking down on the planet Earth.
"It really is beautiful isn't it?" Amy asked Rose.
"Yeah" She answered, "And it's always the most beautiful when you see it first"
THE DOCTOR: You lot. You spend all your time thinking about dying. Like you're going to get killed by eggs or beef or global warming or asteroids. But you never take time to imagine the impossible. Maybe you survive. This is the year5.5/apple/26. Five billion years in your future. This is the day... hold on... (looks at his watch)This is the day the sun expands. Welcome to the end of the world.
"Haha, that's twice now, an amazing speech and then, BOOM, a shocking revelation" Everyone ignored jack, who began pouting, and Rory turned to the doctors.
"That was a really good speech" He said and they smiled, "too bad you no longer say anything smart anymore" The doctors smiles faded as everyone laughed,
Two space shuttles zoom towards Platform One, essentially a huge space station.
COMPUTER VOICE: Shuttles 5 and 6 now docking. Guests are reminded that platform 1 forbids the use of weapons, teleportation and religion. Earth Death is scheduled for 15:39, followed by drinks in the Manchester Suite.
Rose and the Doctor are walking down a corridor.
ROSE: So, when it says 'guests' does that mean people?
THE DOCTOR: Depends what you mean by people.
ROSE: I mean people. What do you mean?
THE DOCTOR: Aliens.
"ooo Rosie's first meeting" He laughed as her eyes narrowed at the name.
"Jack" ten warned, although taking note of the nickname, for future reference, of course.
ROSE: What are they doing on board this spaceship? What's it all for?
The Doctor starts to open a door with his sonic screwdriver.
THE DOCTOR: It's not really a spaceship. More like an observation deck. The great and the good are gathering to watch the planet burn.
ROSE: What for?
THE DOCTOR: Fun.
"Really?" Amy asked elven, who nodded. "I don't see how that's fun, I mean the people there"
"Oh Amy, remember our first outing, they all left" he told her.
"Oh" she said.
They enter a large observation gallery.
THE DOCTOR: Mind you, when I said the great and the good, what I mean is, the rich.
"Of course always comes down to money" Gwen said.
ROSE: But, hold on, they did this once on 'Newsround Extra' - the sun expanding - that takes hundreds of years.
THE DOCTOR: Millions. But the planet's now property of the National Trust. They've been keeping it preserved. See down there? (points out of the window at tiny glints of light orbiting the Earth) Gravity satellite. That's holding back the sun.
ROSE: (peering out of the window at Earth)The planet looks the same as ever. I thought the continents shifted and things.
THE DOCTOR: They did. And the trust shifted them back. That's a classic Earth. But now the money's run out, nature takes over!
ROSE: How long has it got?
The Doctor looks at his watch.
THE DOCTOR: About half an hour. And the planet gets roasted.
"No need to sound so excited" Amy told the doctors who raised their eyebrows she was about to answer when Rose said
"Yeah, I mean this is our home, even if its millions of years in the future" She answered glaring at the doctors along with Amy, who were cowering in their seats. They began to laugh, and others caught on, Rory whispered to eleven and said "good luck with them two"
ROSE: Is that why we're here? I mean, is that what you do? Jump in at the last minute and save the Earth?
THE DOCTOR: I'm not saving it. Time's up.
ROSE: But what about the people?
THE DOCTOR: It's empty! They're all gone. All left.
Rose looks back to the window, realization spreading across her face.
ROSE: Just me then.
The Steward hurries towards them.
STEWARD: Who the hell are you?
"That's nice" Jack snorted
THE DOCTOR: Oh! That's nice, thanks.
Jack turned to the doctor and said "Great minds think alike" they both looked horrified at the thought, and River laughed, good old Jack.
STEWARD: But how did you get in? This is a maximum hospitality zone. The guests have disembarked! They're on their way any second now!
THE DOCTOR: That's me, I'm a guest, look! I've got an invitation! (flashes a small leather wallet at the Steward) Look, there you see? It's fine, see? The Doctor plus one. I'm the Doctor, this is Rose Tyler. She's my plus one. That all right?
STEWARD: Well... obviously. (Doctor grins) Apologies, et cetera. If you're on-board, we'd better start. Enjoy.
The Doctor nods at him. After the steward walks off, the Doctor shows Rose the card he had flashed at the steward. It is completely blank.
THE DOCTOR: The paper's slightly psychic. Shows them whatever I want them to see. Saves a lot of time.
"True" most of the room said,
"We could really use that for torchwood" Ianto muttered to Jack who grinned, they had it, he just never told them. You can never trust humans. (A/N Is Jack alien, well I'm saying he is anyway)
ROSE: He's blue.
"No need to insult" Ten told Rose "Think of how you look to him, all pink and lanky" he said a disgusted look on his face.
"um Doctor you do realise you look exactly like us, right?" Amy asked ten who looked like he had judt been insulted
"I do not" He told her and she laughed. Eleven looked happy, is Amy gets on with his past self, then maybe he may be able to talk to Rose. It had been so long, if only Donna and Martha were here, it would be amazing. He was snapped out of his thoughts, by River laughing with Jack, oh River, he hoped she wasn't jealous, what with Rose. Ha, No River would never be the jealous type, he smiled.
THE DOCTOR: Yeah.
ROSE: Okay...
The steward is now speaking through a microphone at the other end of the suite.
STEWARD: We have in attendance, the Doctor and Rose Tyler. Thank you! All staff to their positions.
He claps his hands and a lot of little blue people (the staff) start scurrying around.
STEWARD: Hurry now! Thank you, as quick as we can! Come along, come along! And now, might I introduce the next honoured guest, representing the forest of Cheem, we have Trees. Namely, Jabe, Lute and Coffa.
Jabe, Lute and Coffa walk through the doors.
"Okay.." Amy said, she had seen Aliens, but tress, walking?
STEWARD: There will be an exchange of gifts representing peace. If you can keep the room circulating, thank-you. Next, from the solicitors Jolco and Jolco, the Moxx of Balhoon.
The Doctor smiles cheerily, as Rose looks on bewildered.
"It's weird seeing them the first time" She told he room
"I know, it's like, you only see humans, and then suddenly, you're talking to aliens" Rory said to Rose, who smiled.
STEWARD: And next, from Financial Family Seven, we have the Adherents of the Repeated Meme.
The Doctor chuckles at the look on Rose's face.
"It was pretty funny" Ten told her, and earned a slap in the head, Eleven too held his head, but it wasn't because Amy had slapped him, had he remembered feeling that?
STEWARD: The inventors of hyposlip travel systems, the brothers Hop Pyleen. Thank you!
Enter new aliens.
STEWARD: Cal 'Spark Plug'.
Enter new aliens.
STEWARD: Mr. and Mrs Pakoo.
Enter new aliens.
STEWARD: The Ambassadors from the City State of Binding Light.
Jabe approaches the Doctor. Either side of her, her companions are holding plant trays with little shoots in them.
JABE: The Gift of Peace. (takes a cutting, hands it to the Doctor) I bring you a cutting of my Grandfather.
THE DOCTOR: Thank you! (gives it to Rose) Yes, gifts... erm...
He clears his throat and starts feeling his jacket for something, finding nothing, he says-
THE DOCTOR: I give you in return, air from my lungs.
He blows gently onto Jabe's face, who closes her eyes briefly.
"Let's hope you had nice breath" Jack joked.
JABE: How... intimate.
"Oh" Jack said turning to the doctors "You sly old dog's" he told them grinning, gwen just slapped him on the head, after seeing the look on Rose's and River's faces.
THE DOCTOR: (flirtatiously)There's more where that came from.
"Well at least you got better at flirting" She whispered to eleven who turned red, he really didn't want Jack to hear that.
JABE: I bet there is...
Rose has the sort of look on her face that is to be expected of someone who has just witnessed their companion flirting with a tree.
STEWARD: Sponsor of the main event, please welcome the Face of Bo.
"NO FRICKIN' WAY" Jack shouted, jumping up from the sofa, everyone turned to stare at him. "WHAT THE HELL?"
"What?" Ten asked him and he shook his head, he turned to eleven who nodded.
Jack realised that he finds out in the future, so he decided to not tell them.
"I know him" Joey said trying to convince them, ten just nodded, but jack didn't miss the smirk on eleven and River's faces.
A huge head in an equally huge jar is wheeled through the doors.
Jack whimpered, as he saw himself in the future. "Oh Jackie boy, The Face of Bo doesn't look too good does he?" River asked, smiling. He almost fainted thinking of himself in the future, Oh great. So he was going to be old and ugly, and only a head! Just great.
The Moxx of Balhoon approaches the Doctor and Rose.
THE DOCTOR: The Moxx of Balhoon.
MOXX OF BALHOON: My felicitations on this historical happenstance. I give you the gift of bodily saliva.
He spits accurately into Rose's left eye.
"EEEEWWW" Amy said, staring apologetically at Rose, who grimaced.
THE DOCTOR: (laughs)Thank you very much.
Rose rubs the spit out of her eye. Next, the Adherents of the Repeated Meme approach them.
THE DOCTOR: Ah! The Adherents of the Repeated Meme. I bring you air from my lungs.
He breathes heavily over them all.
ADHERENT: A gift of peace in all good faith.
He holds out a large silver egg, which the Doctor takes, throws up into the air, catches, and hands to Rose.
"What is she, your backpack?" Rory asks the doctors who just shrugged.
STEWARD: And last but not least, our very special guest. Ladies and Gentlemen, and Trees and Multiforms. Consider the Earth below. In memory of this dying world, we call forth The Last Human.
"This should be interesting" River muttered, Rose answered
"ha yeah right, she's more like the last trampoline" At the confused looks on their faces Rose just told them to see.
The Doctor looks at Rose to see her reaction. The sliding doors open and what looks like a vertical trampoline made of human skin is wheeled through. It has eyes and a mouth, and wears lipstick.
At the horrified look on everyone's faces, Rose just said "told ya"
STEWARD: The Lady Cassandra O'Brien Dot Delta Seventeen.
CASSANDRA: Oh, now, don't stare. I know, I know it's shocking, isn't it? I've had my chin completely taken away and look at the difference! Look how thin I am.
The Doctor laughs silently but heartily and looks at Rose, who looks shocked.
"What you laughing at"? Amy asked them, ten answered saying
"Rose's expression"
CASSANDRA: Thin and dainty! I don't look a day over two thousand. Moisturize me, moisturize me.
One of the two men in white body suits who wheeled her in is holding a canister, which he sprays onto Cassandra.
CASSANDRA: Truly, I am The Last Human.
"But she's just a piece of skin!" Gwen said looking ill, do all humans evolve to look like this?
Rose creeps closer for a better look.
CASSANDRA: My father was a Texan. My mother was from the Arctic Desert. They were born on the Earth and were the last to be buried in the soil.
Rose has been walking around to the other side of Cassandra, to get a good view of her from all angels. She is completely flat.
CASSANDRA: I have come to honour them and... (sniffs)...say goodbye. Oh, no tears. (bodyguard wipes her eyes) No tears. I'm sorry. But behold! I bring gifts. From Earth itself - the last remaining ostrich egg.
One of the staff comes in and displays the egg to the room.
CASSANDRA: Legend says it had a wingspan of 50 feet and blew fire from its nostrils.
Rose looks mildly confused.
So did everyone else in the room, apart from the doctors and river.
CASSANDRA: Or was that my third husband?
"Well at least she can joke" Jack said laughing.
Rose rolls her eyes but the Doctor laughs.
CASSANDRA: Who knows! Oh don't laugh. I'll get laughter lines!
She laughs and mumbles to herself for a few seconds. Behind her, a large jukebox is wheeled into the room.
CASSANDRA: And here, another rarity. According to the archives, this was called an iPod. It stores classical music from humanity's greatest composers.
Rose looks amazed.
CASSANDRA: Play on!
One of the staff presses a button and a record falls into place. The 'iPod' starts playing Tainted Love by Soft Cell. The Doctor bops around appreciatively.
"So you could never dance?" Amy asked the doctor who looked offended.
"Hey, I dance great" Eleven told her and she just rolled her eyes.
"So what was that you were doing at our wedding?" Rory asked him
"That is a great dance!" he told them, defending his favourite dance.
"Sweetie" Rive said shaking her head "you really are a terrible dancer, always have been!" She told him, he just huffed and sat back. The rest just looked on confused, but Rose got it, those two, in the future were an item, but the question is, where was she?
STEWARD: Refreshments will now be served. Earth Death in 30 minutes.
Rose has a lost, overwhelmed expression on her face. Everywhere she looks there are aliens, but no other humans. She rushes from the gallery. Concerned, the Doctor starts to follow her, but is stopped by Jabe.
"I sense someone fancies herself a bit of Doctor" Jack teased the doctors as they turned red.
JABE: Doctor? (she snaps a photo of him when he pauses) Thank you.
The Doctor proceeds on. Jabe walks in the opposite direction. The Adherents of the Repeated Meme are offering the Steward a silver egg.
ADHERENT: A gift of peace in all good faith.
STEWARD: No, you're very kind, but I'm just the Steward.
The Adherents of the Repeated Meme holds the egg out more persistently.
ADHERENT: A gift of peace in all good faith.
STEWARD: Oh, yes. Thank you. Of course.
He takes the egg. Meanwhile, Jabe is trying to get her computer to identify the Doctor's species.
JABE: Identify species. Please identify species.
"She's gonna get a shock in a minute" River told the group who nodded.
The computer makes a small whistling noise.
JABE: Now, stop it. Identify his race. Where's he from? (after a moment, stares at the computer in disbelief - hushed) It's impossible.
"Not really" the doctors said.
In a nearby glass cabinet, a metal robotic spider climbs out of one of the metal eggs that the Adherents of the Repeated Meme had been handing out.
"UH-OH half the room" said, sensing the danger.
Rose, in another part of the ship, looks out of a window at the raging sun. She jumps when another one of the staff comes into the room, this one female. Her name is Raffalo.
ROSE: Sorry, am I allowed to be in here?
The employee looks around uneasily.
RAFFALO: You have to give us permission to talk.
She looks at Rose expectantly. Rose looks unsure.
"Um…what? She has to have permission?" Amy asked not very happy.
ROSE: Uh... you... have permission...?
RAFFALO: Thank you! And, no. You're not in the way. Guests are allowed anywhere.
ROSE: 'Kay.
Raffalo goes to a panel in the wall and enters a code. Rose watches her.
ROSE: What's your name?
RAFFALO: Raffalo.
ROSE: Raffalo?
RAFFALO: Yes, Miss. I won't be long, I've just got to carry out some maintenance.
She kneels before an air vent.
RAFFALO: There's a tiny little glitch in the Face of Bo suite. There must be something blocking the system - he's not getting any hot water.
"How did he become a face?" Rose asked eleven and Jack. They both just shrugged, ten answered
"He's the last of a species, I think they evolved like that" He told, although he was, too, unsure. He also noticed that there was something wrong with Jack. Although, when is there ever nothing wrong with Jack?
ROSE: So, you're a plumber?
RAFFALO: That's right, Miss.
ROSE: They still have plumbers?
RAFFALO: I hope so! Else I'm out of a job!
People laughed throughout the room, the whole world was about to die, but they still had plumbers?
Rose laughs.
ROSE: Where are you from?
RAFFALO: Crespallion.
ROSE: That's a planet, is it?
"No, Crespallion's part of the Jaggit Brocade, affiliated to the Scarlet Junction, Convex 56" Ten told Rose who just laughed.
"What?" he asked confused Rose just told him to wait and see.
RAFFALO: No, Crespallion's part of the Jaggit Brocade, affiliated to the Scarlet Junction, Convex 56. And where are you from, Miss? (seems to remember herself) If you don't mind me asking.
ROSE: No! Not at all. Erm... I dunno, a long way away... I just sort of, hitched a lift with this man. (only just realising the risk she's taken herself) I didn't even think about it... I don't even know who he is... he's a complete stranger...
"That's what it was like for me, except, I sort of knew him my whole life" Amy told Rose, who looked confused.
"What?" She asked but eleven just looked at her and said
"Spoilers" Nobody noticed the smile river was wearing at his words.
Raffalo looks slightly worried. Rose snaps herself out of it.
ROSE: Anyway, don't let me keep you. Good luck with it!
She begins to walk away.
RAFFALO: Thank you, Miss. And- (Rose turns) Thank you for the permission. Not many people are that considerate.
ROSE: (smiles) 'Kay. See you later.
Raffalo nods and smiles. When Rose has gone, she takes the cover off the air vent.
RAFFALO: Now then.
She peers into the vent and then speaks into a small microphone attached to her collar.
RAFFALO: Control - I'm at Junction 19 and I think the problem's coming from in here. I'll go inside and have a look. (Hears small tapping) What's that? Is there something in there?
The metal spider we saw breaking out of the egg earlier appears at the end of the shaft.
"My trouble senses are tingling" Jack said, ten just snorted and said
"Your trouble senses are always tingling Jack.
RAFFALO: Oh! Who are you, then?
The spider scurries away as if frightened.
RAFFALO: Hold on! I... if you're an upgrade I just need to register you, that's all. Oh, come back!
A red beam of light falling on Raffalo's face tells us the spider has come back.
RAFFALO: Ah, there you are. Now, I just need to register your ident.
Another spider joins the first.
RAFFALO: Oh, there's two of you! Got yourself a little mate! (giggles) I think I'd better report this to control. How many of you are there? (a third spider appears, and then a fourth) What are you? Oh, no. No. Nooooo!
She is dragged head first into the air vent.
"Damn, I like her" Rory said, and looked scared at the look on Amy's face "What? She was nice" he defended and Amy just nodded agreeing. Jack mouthed to Rory once she had turned away "NICE SAVE" Rory just looked at him questioningly.
The steward enters and puts his egg on a nearby table and sits down. He listens to Control speaking.
STEWARD: What's that? Well, how should I know? (activates loudspeaker) Would the owner of the blue box in private gallery 15 please report to the steward's office immediately. Guests are reminded that use of all teleportation devices is strictly forbidden under Peace Treaty 5.4/cup/16. Thank you.
The doctors looked offended and Eleven shouted, "She is not some mere space hopper" Jack looked offended, he liked his teleportation device, Amy just giggled and Rose rolled her eyes. "Boys and their toys" She muttered and River, who heard looked over and said "Tell me about it!" sighing slightly.
While he is talking, a spider has broken out of his egg and runs up the opposite wall. We are shown another shot of the burning sun and the satellite over the Earth.
COMPUTER VOICE: Earth Death in 25 minutes. Earth Death in 25 minutes
Rose sits on the steps, throwing the egg up in the air and catching it again when she hears this announcement.
ROSE: Oh, thanks.
She puts the egg down and turns her attention to the cutting of Jabe's grandfather. She picks it up.
ROSE: Hello! My name's Rose. That's a sort of plant. We might be related
Ten snorted, "you're talking to a plant?" He asked, a smug expression on his face Rose just turned and said "You can talk Mr. 'I stroke my TARDIS when I think nobody's looking!'" Everyone laughed and the Doctors pouted at them. Jack was laughing so hard he fell out of his seat. Amy was clutching her side, and River was well, just laughing, although her and Rose looked smug now.
She suddenly realizes what she is doing and hurriedly puts the plant down.
ROSE: I'm talking to a twig.
The Doctors didn't say anything as people were still smirking at them.
Behind her, the spider breaks out of the egg.
Jack swore.
The TARDIS is being dragged away by some of the staff.
THE DOCTOR: Oi, now, careful with that. Park it properly. No scratches.
"Wouldn't want to your baby would you?" Rose asked being patronizing. This caused a new bout of giggles, and the Doctors swore revenge on Miss Rose Tyler. River hadn't thought about it, bit Rose Tyler was pretty funny, no wonder the doctor fell in love with her!
One of them walks up to the Doctor, squeaks at him, hands him a card and walks away again. The Doctor reads it - it says 'Have a nice day'. The Doctor looks at the retreating staff's back as if he or she is completely off his or her rocker, and walks off. A few of the metal spiders scurry up the wall behind him. A few more are running along the air vent. The spider that came out of Rose's egg appears to be scanning her hand, but Rose is completely oblivious.
"Oblivious yet again, what we gonna do with you?" Jack asked her.
It jumps and runs to the air vent when the Doctor's voice floats through the door.
THE DOCTOR: Rose? Are you in there?
The spider scrambles through the vent just in time, before the Doctor comes through the door.
THE DOCTOR: Aye aye! (sits on other side of stairs) What do you think, then?
ROSE: Great! Yeah... fine. Once you get past the slightly psychic paper
"Also one of the things I love!" Ten said, "Although that can't change like my sonic and TARDIS!" He said looking sad again, until Amy spoke up.
"Yeah what happened there? I didn't want to mention anything because you tend to overeact" She said to ten, but continued, stopping him from interrupting "But the TARDIS has completely changed" This was too much for ten and he shouted "NOOOOOOOO" and began to ramble, again.
"Not again, I love the TARDIS like it is, it's always been beautiful, but now it's the best it's ever been, what else has changed, I lose both of them at once I guess, And I'm still not Ginger, I mean come on it's like the universe is trying to punish me!" he looked around to find them all laughing at him.
"What?" He asked, he thought he was being perfectly reasonable, his poor, poor baby. But eleven answered Amy's question "My regeneration, kinda blew it up!" He said, staring at his past self, he loved all the new things, but he too couldn't get over the TARDIS' regeneration.
The Doctor laughs. There is a short pause.
ROSE: They're just, so alien. (Doctor looks at her questioningly)The aliens. Are so alien. You look at 'em... and they're alien.
"I think we figured out they're alien" Jack told her and she just sighed.
THE DOCTOR: Good thing I didn't take you to the Deep South.
ROSE: (as if looking at him properly for the first time) Where are you from?
THE DOCTOR: All over the place.
ROSE: They all speak English.
THE DOCTOR: No - you just hear English. It's a gift of the TARDIS. Telepathic field, gets inside your brain - translates.
ROSE: It's inside my brain?
"only you could take that the wrong way" Jack teased, and Rose glared, ten whispered in her ear, and she laughed at Jack.
"What?" he asked, and eleven too laughed, knowing what he whispered, he told the same to Amy, Rory and River, who too laughed.
"What?" Jack repeated. They all just laughed, and Rose walked over and told Gwen and Ianto who were practically rolling on the floor.
"WHAT?" He shouted, which made them laugh more. He just slumped in his chair and mumbled "I hate you all" Once they had stopped laughing, which had taken a while due to the look on Jacks face, the TV began again.
THE DOCTOR: Well, in a good way.
ROSE: (colder, starting to sound angry)Your machine gets inside my head. It gets inside and it changes my mind, and you didn't even ask?
THE DOCTOR: (thrown) I didn't think about it like that.
"You never do" River told eleven.
"Yeah, Might have overreacted there" She told them and both doctors snorted.
ROSE: (angrily) No! You were too busy thinking up cheap shots about the Deep South! Who are you then, Doctor? What are you called? What sort of alien are you?
"She's almost as scary as Amy" Rory whispered to eleven who nodded. They were both very scary when they were angry.
The Doctor sits up and looks away from her.
THE DOCTOR: I'm just The Doctor.
ROSE: From what planet?
THE DOCTOR: Well, it's not as if you'll know where it is!
ROSE: Where are you from?
THE DOCTOR: What does it matter?
ROSE: Tell me who you are!
THE DOCTOR: (suddenly angry) This is who I am, right here, right now, alright? All that counts is here and now, and this is me!
"Sorry" She whispered to ten who just smiled and said, "Not your thought you weren't to know" She smiled at him too.
ROSE: Yeah, and I'm here too because you brought me here, so just tell me!
The Doctor gets up and walks down the steps away from her.
COMPUTER VOICE: Earth Death in 20 minutes. Earth Death in 20 minutes.
After a few moments, Rose gets up and follows the Doctor down the steps.
ROSE: Alright... as my mate Shareen says... don't argue with the designated driver
"I met a Shareen once" Jack told them, then continued "Nice woman, a little on the wild side though"
River turned to him, "There's someone out there more wild than you?" She asked flirtatiously (like usual). He laughed and said "You can find out just how wild I am" He told her and she laughed "Sorry I'm taken" She told him. She tried not to stare at the doctor as she said this, the last thing she wanted to Rose, or the past doctor finding out. However little did she know, Rose had already guessed what she meant, and felt a little bit of jealousy, which she brushed off. Ianto was also jealous and Jack sensing this turned to him and whispered "So am I" Ianto smiled and Gwen rolled her eyes, 'honestly!'
The Doctor, with his back turned to her, smiles at that. Rose gets her mobile out of her pocket.
ROSE: Can't exactly call for a taxi... there's no signal. We're out of range. Just a bit!
THE DOCTOR: Tell you what
He takes the phone from her.
THE DOCTOR: With a little bit of jiggery pokery
He takes the back off the phone.
ROSE: Is that a technical term, 'jiggery pokery'?
"Yes" The two doctor glared, not a sarcastic tone in their voices.
THE DOCTOR: Yeah, I came first in jiggery pokery, what about you?
ROSE: Nah, failed hullabaloo.
THE DOCTOR: Oooh. (fits in a new battery, hands phone back to Rose) There you go.
"Ah I love it when he does that" Rory said, then turned to Rose "Did you know it comes free?"
Rose nodded and said "Yeah, took me a while to figure it out, mum had field day when I told her, kept pestering the Doctor to do it to hers" She and the doctors laughed at the memory.
"Worked though" Eleven said.
Rose takes it and looks at him uncertainly. He nods. Rose gets her mum's number onto the screen and puts the phone to her ear. It rings. We find ourselves in the Jackie's kitchen, 2005.
JACKIE: Hello?
ROSE: Mum?
Jackie, at home, is putting some washing into the machine.
JACKIE: Oh, what is it? What's wrong? What have I done now? Oh, this red top's falling to bits! You should get your money back.
"Does she ever stop?" Gwen asked slightly shocked, her mum was bad but not this bad. Rose just nodded her head fondly.
JACKIE: Go on! There must be something, you never phone in the middle of the day!
Rose laughs.
JACKIE: What's so funny?
ROSE: Nothing! You all right, though?
JACKIE: Yeah! Why wouldn't I be?
ROSE: What day is it?
JACKIE: Wednesday. All day. You got a hangover? Oh, I tell you what, put a quid in that lottery syndicate, I'll pay you back later.
ROSE: Yeah, um, I was just calling 'cause I might be late home.
JACKIE: Is there something wrong?
ROSE: No! I'm fine! Top of the world!
The rooms laughed at her pun.
The Doctor laughs. Jackie puts the phone down. Rose lowers the mobile, stunned.
THE DOCTOR: Think that's amazing, you want to see the bill.
"Hey you lied!" Rose said, Ten shook his head.
"No I didn't, the charge goes to me, although I don't know how they expect to get me to pay. They'll never catch me" He told her smiling.
ROSE: That was 5 billion years ago. So... she's dead now. Five billion years later, my mum's dead.
"You really know how to have a good time don't ya?" Jack asked Rose.
THE DOCTOR: Bundle of laughs, you are.
"True that" Ianto said laughing as Jack looked at him a funny expression on his face.
The ship shudders.
THE DOCTOR: (rather pleased and curious) That's not supposed to happen
"Uh-oh everyone duck and cover, he's curious" Jack l,aughed with the others, even the doctors laughed.
STEWARD: (to control)Well, what was it? I'm just getting green lights at this end. (activates loudspeaker) Honoured guests may be reassured that gravity pockets may cause slight turbulence, thanking you.
As soon as it is switched off again, he speaks angrily to control again.
STEWARD: The whole place shook! I felt it! I've hosted all sorts of events on platforms 1, 3, 6 and 15 and I've never felt the slightest tremor. I warn you, if this lot decide to sue... I'm going to scan the infrastructure. (presses a few buttons) What's that?
A spider scurries down the wall behind him.
STEWARD: Control, I don't want to worry you, but I'm picking up readings (computer beeps)I have no idea! Well, they're small, and the scan says they're metal (computer beeps - frustrated) I don't know what they look like!
Suddenly, he spots the spider, which is now pottering around on his desk next to his mug.
STEWARD: Although, I imagine they might look rather like that... you're not on the guest list... how did you get on board?
"That's the weirdest thing, your so used to only speaking to humans, that you find it weird when they are talking to machines!" Rose sighed, it took a long time to get used to that. Amy nodded with Rory.
The spider looks at him almost mockingly and presses a yellow button on the control panel. The computerized woman's voice booms out again.
COMPUTER VOICE: Sunfilter deactivated.
"DAMNIT!" Jack yelled.
STEWARD: No. No!
COMPUTER VOICE: Sunfilter descending. The sunfilter does indeed, descend.
STEWARD: (frantic) No! Sunfilter, up! No, no, no!
He fumbles frantically with the buttons on the control panels, but too late.
STEWARD: Sunfilter up! Sunfilter up!
Blinding light engulfs the steward.
COMPUTER VOICE: Sunfilter descending.
The Steward screams.
"Poor guy" Jack says.
Outside the room, the spider escapes through an air vent. The guests are completely oblivious to the commotion, chatting to each other. The Moxx of Balhoon is talking to the Face of Bo.
MOXX OF BALHOON: this is the Bad Wolf scenario
"The doctors look at each other, if only they had picked up on it before!"
The Doctor and Rose enter.
THE DOCTOR: That wasn't a gravity pocket. I know gravity pockets and they don't feel like that.
He is fiddling with a control panel next to the door. Jabe approaches them.
"Back to a little bit o' flirting!" Jack wiggles his eyebrows at ten, who glares, as eleven laughed, he really should be careful around River. She too was scary. Oh well, at least Jack can't die.
THE DOCTOR: What do you think, Jabe? Listened to the engines - they pitched up about 30 hertz, is that dodgy or what?
JABE: It's the sound of metal, it doesn't make any sense to me.
THE DOCTOR: Where's the engine room?
JABE: I don't know... but the maintenance duct is just behind our guest's suite, I could show you. And (gestures Rose)...your wife.
THE DOCTOR: She's not my wife.
No but I am, River thinks. She likes Rose, but she can't help but get a little jealous as her and ten smiled at each other. And if Jack didn't stop going on she was going to find a way of killing him.
JABE: Partner?
THE DOCTOR: No.
JABE: Concubine?
THE DOCTOR: Nope.
Jabe looks at Rose.
JABE: Prostitute
"Hey" Amy shouts, she doesn't know Rose, but she still feels like defending her. Gwen also looked mad, and Ianto shifted slightly. Let's just say, every woman in that room were scary when mad.
ROSE: (insulted) Whatever I am, it must be invisible, do you mind? Tell you what, you two go and pollinate, I'm going to catch up with family. Quick word with Michael Jackson.
"Nice!" Jacksmiling with the rest.
She makes her way over to Cassandra.
THE DOCTOR Don't start a fight.
"Punch that little-"
"Jack" Ten warned. Yeah not only the woman were scary.
THE DOCTOR:(proffers arm to Jabe) I'm all yours.
"Oh I bet you are" Jack smiles gleefully.
ROSE: (watching them leave)And I want you home by midnight!
The Doctor grins back at her.
COMPUTER VOICE: Earth Death in 15 minutes. Earth Death in 15 minutes.
Before the Doctor and Jabe enter, several spiders scurry out of view.
THE DOCTOR: Who's in charge of Platform One? Is there a captain or what?
JABE: There's just the steward and the staff. All the rest is controlled by the metal man.
THE DOCTOR: You mean the computer? But who controls that?
JABE: The Corporation. They move Platform One from one artistic event to another.
The Doctor is silent for a moment.
THE DOCTOR: But there's no one from the corporation on board.
JABE: They're not needed. This facility is purely automatic. It's the height of the alpha class. Nothing can go wrong.
THE DOCTOR: Unsinkable?
"You had to curse it didn't you?" Amy sighed to eleven, who just shrugged.
JABE: If you like. The nautical metaphor is appropriate.
THE DOCTOR: You're telling me. I was on board another ship once. They said that was unsinkable... I ended up clinging to an iceberg, it wasn't half cold.
"Of course you'd be on the Titanic" Rose said to the doctor, who smiled at her.
Jack put two and two together and gasped he turned to eleven "It was you on the one, at Christmas!" he asked, and Gwen, Ianto, Amy and Rory also gasped ad the doctor nodded his head. "Go figure" Rose and ten were looking at them like they had gone mad and River said "Spoilers!"
THE DOCTOR: (stops a moment) So, what you're saying is, if we get in trouble there's no one to help us out?
JABE: I'm afraid not.
THE DOCTOR: (grinning) Fantastic.
"FANTASTIC!" Both the doctors shouted together again
"Are you gonna do that all the time?" Rose asked, and they both grinned and said "yep" The other's groaned.
He starts walking again.
JABE: I don't understand. In what way is THAT fantastic?
"To him, it is!"
Behind them, a spider creeps out of its hiding place. Rose is talking to Cassandra. They are looking out of a window at the sun and down at the Earth.
CASSANDRA: Soon, the sun will blossom into a red giant, and my home will die. That's where I used to live, when I was a little boy.
"Who knew" Jack gaped with the rest of the room.
CASSANDRA: Down there. Mummy and Daddy had a little house built into the side of the Los Angeles Crevice. (sighs) I had such fun.
"If you poked her, would your finger like, point through the flesh?" Rory asked.
ROSE: What happened to everyone else? The Human Race - where did it go?
CASSANDRA: They say Mankind has touched every star in the sky.
ROSE: So, you're NOT the last human.
CASSANDRA: I am the last PURE human. The others... mingled.
"Another word for they fu-"
"Jack" The doctor warned, he pouted. To be honest, the doctor only did it to annoy him.
CASSANDRA: (disgusted) Oh, they call themselves 'New Humans' and 'Proto-humans' and 'Digi-humans' even 'Human-ish' but you know what I call them? (lowers her voice to a whisper) Mongrels.
ROSE: Right. And you stayed behind.
CASSANDRA: I kept myself pure.
ROSE: How many operations have you had?
CASSANDRA: 708. Next week, it's 709, I'm having my blood bleached. Is that why you wanted a word? You could be flatter, Rose. You've got a little bit of a chin poking out.
"I think your perfect" Ten whispered to rose, and then realising what he said, turned bright red. Rose just grinned extremely happy.
ROSE: I'd rather die.
"Same here!" Amy and Gwen said, they all smiled.
CASSANDRA: Honestly, it doesn't hurt—
ROSE: No, I mean it. I'd rather die. It's better to die than live like you - a bitchy trampoline.
"YES THEN ROSE!" Jack shouted, and many people laughed, Jack went over to kiss her, "I LOVE YOU" He said, then sat down. Ten looked majorly jealous and Jack sent him a knowing wink.
CASSANDRA: Oh well. What do you know.
ROSE: I was born on that planet. And so was my mum, and so was my dad and that makes me officially the last human being in this room, 'cause you're not human. You've had it all nipped and tucked and flattened till there's nothing left. Anything human got chucked in the bin. You're just skin, Cassandra. Lipstick and skin. Nice talking.
Jack whooped again, but kept seated at the glare ten sent him. Oh it was so working.
She walks off. The Adherents of the Repeated Meme watch her leave through the sliding doors. The Doctor and Jabe are still making their way down the corridor, the low ceiling forcing them to stoop slightly.
THE DOCTOR: So, tell me, Jabe. What's a tree like you doing in a place like this?
JABE: Respect for the Earth.
THE DOCTOR: Oh, come on. Everyone on this platform's worth zillions.
JABE: Well... perhaps it's a case of having to be seen at the right occasions.
THE DOCTOR: In case your share prices drop? I know you lot. You've got massive forests everywhere, roots everywhere, and there's always money in land.
JABE: All the same. You respect the Earth as family. So many species evolved from that planet. Mankind is only one. I'm another. My ancestors were transplanted from the planet down below. And I'm a direct descendant of the tropical rainforest.
The Doctor looks impressed. He then points to a control panel.
THE DOCTOR: Excuse me.
He gets out his sonic screwdriver and starts poking the screen with it.
JABE: And what about your ancestry, Doctor? Perhaps you could tell a story or two... perhaps a man only enjoys trouble when there's nothing else left... (no answer) I scanned you earlier. The metal machine had trouble identifying your species - refused to admit your existence.
The Doctor pretends to be concentrating on the scan, but a flicker of emotion passes across his face.
JABE: And even when it named you, I wouldn't believe it. But it was right.
The Doctor stops scanning. Deep sadness is reflected in his eyes. Jabe's tone is hushed, awed.
JABE: I know where you're from. Forgive me for intruding, but it's remarkable that you even exist. I just want to say... how sorry I am.
Jabe puts a comforting hand on his arm.
Jack winked at the doctor and he just turned to eleven. Eleven turned to River who smirked, pulled out her gun and said, quiet now Jackie boy. And shot him. Rose, Rory and Amy screamed, but Ianto and Gwen just laughed, "Thank you, you have no idea how long I've been waiting for someone to do that!" Ianto told her and she smiled. Rose, Amy and Rory looked really confused so eleven told them, "Jacks, immortal, he'll wake up, I just hope he learned never to mess with River" He said chuckling. Amy and Rory looked relieved, they thought their daughter was a psychopath! Rose just gaped as Jack gasped and woke up. "Wow, nice shot!2 He told her, and she answered "I learnt from the best" he told him.
The Doctor's eyes are filled with tears. He places his hand over hers, and a tear falls down his cheek.
Both the Doctors look down, trying not to cry. Jack looks guilty.
He quickly finishes the scan and he and Jabe go through a door. The Doctor and Jabe find themselves in the ventilation chamber. There are huge fans circulating in there. The Doctor looks down at Jabe.
THE DOCTOR: Is it me, or is it a bit nippy?
Rose walks alone down a corridor. The Adherents of the Repeated Meme are coming from the other end. She smiles at them, but the front one strikes her to the ground where she lies unconscious as they drag her from view.
"Great" Gwen muttered.
THE DOCTOR: Fair do's, though, that's a great bit of air conditioning. Sort of, nice and old fashioned. Bet they call it 'retro'. (scans another control panel with his sonic screwdriver) Gotcha.
The panel falls off and a spider scuttles out and scurries across the floor and up the wall. The Doctor and Jabe watch it.
THE DOCTOR: What the hell's that?
JABE: Is it part of the 'retro'?
THE DOCTOR: I don't think so. Hold on.
He points the screwdriver at the spider. However, Jabe fires something up at the spider, disabling it. It comes falling into the Doctor's hand.
THE DOCTOR: Hey! Nice liana!
"That's what she said" Jack spoke before he could, he looked at Riversong who was smiling, trust Jack to find that dirty. Jack smiled too, oh that woman was fantastic.
JABE: Thank you! We're not supposed to show them in public.
THE DOCTOR: Don't worry, I won't tell anybody. (turns his attention to the spider) Now then. Who's been bringing the pets on board?
JABE: What does it do?
THE DOCTOR: Sabotage.
COMPUTER VOICE: Earth Death in 10 minutes.
THE DOCTOR: And the temperature's about to rocket. Come on.
They hurry from the chamber. The aliens mill about.
CASSANDRA: The planet's end. Come gather! Come gather! Bid farewell to the cradle of civilization. Let us mourn her with a traditional ballad.
Britney Spears' Toxic suddenly blasts out of the enormous 'iPod'.
"Urgh!" Amy says and Gwen can't help but agree.
The Doctor and Jabe hurry along - the corridor is filled with smoke and the staff are coughing squeaky little coughs.
THE DOCTOR: Come on!
Get back! He moves his sonic screwdriver over another control panel.
COMPUTER VOICE: Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising.
JABE: (concerned) Was the Steward in there?
THE DOCTOR: You can smell him. Hold on - there's another sun filter program to descend.
'Toxic' plays loudly as Rose wakes up, rubbing her head.
"I feel sorry for you" Gwen said grimacing.
COMPUTER VOICE: Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending.
Rose sits up in alarm as the Sunfilter descends. She runs to the door and knocks on it frantically.
ROSE: Let me out!
COMPUTER VOICE: Sunfilter descending.
The Doctor runs along the corridor.
ROSE: Let me out! Let me out!
The Doctor arrives outside the door to attempt to make the Sunfilter rise again.
THE DOCTOR: Anyone in there?
ROSE: (frantically) Let me out!
THE DOCTOR: Oh, well, it would be you.
"It's always her" Ten said exasperated, and Eleven agrees, earning a glare from Rose and River.
ROSE: Open the door!
THE DOCTOR: Hold on! Give us two ticks!
"Let's hope it's not wood!" Rory said.
"What?" Rose asked
Eleven sighed "It doesn't do wood!" he told her and she repeated
"It doesn't do wood?"
"Yes, alright, it doesn't do wood!" he grimaced, why is that so shocking?
The whole room is smoking.
COMPUTER VOICE: Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending.
The display on the control panel says 'Sunfilter Rising'. The Doctor looks up expectantly.
COMPUTER VOICE: Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising.
The Doctor looks pleased with himself. Rose sighs with relief.
COMPUTER VOICE: Sunfilter rising... Sunfilter descending.
THE DOCTOR: This is just what we need. The computer's getting clever.
ROSE: Will you stop mucking about!
THE DOCTOR: I'm not mucking about, it's fighting back!
ROSE: Open the door!
THE DOCTOR: Hang on!
Rose runs down the stairs and flattens herself to the floor.
"Smart move" River tells her, and Rose smiles.
ROSE: The locks melted!
COMPUTER VOICE: Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending.
The Doctor jabs his sonic screwdriver right inside the wires.
COMPUTER VOICE: Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising.
Panting, Rose runs back to the door. The Doctor cannot open it.
THE DOCTOR: The whole thing's jammed. I can't open the doors. Stay there! Don't move!
ROSE: (terrified sort of sarcasm)Where're am I gonna go? Ipswich?
Many laughed at this,
COMPUTER VOICE: Earth Death in 5 minutes.
JABE: (looking at her computer)The metal machine confirms. The spider devices have infiltrated the whole of platform one.
CASSANDRA: How's that possible? Our private rooms are protected by a code wall. Moisturize me, moisturize me.
The Doctor takes the destabilized spider out of Jabe's hand.
MOXX OF BALHOON: Summon the Steward!
JABE: I'm afraid the Steward is dead.
There is a general gasp of shock.
MOXX OF BALHOON: Who killed him?
CASSANDRA: This whole event was sponsored by the Face of Bo! He invited us! (Face of Bo shakes his head) Talk to the face! Talk to the face!
"HEY" Jack shouted and stood up at the same time. He looked at the others shocked looks and said "What?" He asks, as if nothing happened.
THE DOCTOR: Easy way of finding out. Someone bought a little pet on board. (shows them the spider) Let's send him back to Master.
He places the spider down on the floor. The spider scuttles along to Cassandra and looks up at her. Cassandra looks shifty for a moment, but the spider moves on to the feet of the Adherents of the Repeated Meme.
CASSANDRA: The Adherents of the Repeated Meme. J'accuse!
THE DOCTOR: That's all very well, and really kind of obvious, but if you stop and think about it
The Adherents of the Repeated Meme tries to strike him, but he catches its arm and rips it off.
"Of course" Jack said sighing.
THE DOCTOR: A Repeated Meme is just an idea. And that's all they are. An idea.
He rips a wire out of the arm and all of the Adherents of the Repeated Meme crumple into a bundle of black cloaks. Everyone gasps. Cassandra rolls her eyes.
THE DOCTOR: Remote controlled Droids. Nice little cover for the real troublemaker. Go on, Jimbo! (nudges spider with his foot)Go home!
The spider ambles back over to Cassandra.
"Evil bitch!" Gwen muttered and Jack laughed.
CASSANDRA: I bet you were the school swot and never got kissed.
"That's what you think!" Eleven said and everyon laughed, except Amy who looked ill, again.
The Doctor raises his eyebrows.
CASSANDRA: At arms!
The two bodyguards with canisters on either side of her raise their canisters.
THE DOCTOR: (mockingly)What are you going to do, moisturize me?
"It's the moisturizer of death!" Jack gasped and everyone chuckled.
CASSANDRA: With acid. Oh, too late anyway. My spiders have control of the mainframe. Oh, you all carried them as gifts, tax free, past every code wall. I'm not just as pretty face.
They all snorted. Her? Pretty?
THE DOCTOR: Sabotaging a ship while you're still inside it? How stupid's that?
CASSANDRA: I'd hoped to manufacture a hostage situation with myself as one of the victims. The compensation would have been enormous.
THE DOCTOR: Five billion years and it still comes down to money.
"Everythings money doc" Jack told him, "Or hasn't Jackie told you yet?"
CASSANDRA: Do you think it's cheap, looking like this? Flatness costs a fortune. I am The Last Human, Doctor. Me. Not that freaky little kid of yours.
MOXX OF BALHOON: Arrest her!
CASSANDRA: Oh, shut it, pixie. I've still got my final option.
COMPUTER VOICE: Earth Death in 3 minutes.
CASSANDRA: And here it comes. You're just as useful dead, all of you. I have shares in your rival companies and they'll triple in price as soon as you're dead. My spiders are primed and ready to destroy the safety systems. How did that old Earth song go? "Burn, baby, burn."
"Disco inferno!" Jack finished, but everyone ignored him, (A/N Poor jack ): )
JABE: Then you'll burn with us.
CASSANDRA: Oh, I'm so sorry. I know the use of teleportation is strictly forbidden, but... I'm such a naughty thing. Spiders - activate.
There are a series of explosions around the ship.
CASSANDRA: Force fields gone with the planet about to explode. At least it'll be quick. Just like my fifth husband. (giggles)
Despite himself Jack laughs.
CASSANDRA: Oh, shame on me. Buh-bye, darlings! Buh-bye, my darlings
She and her bodyguards teleport out.
COMPUTER VOICE: Heat levels rising.
MOXX OF BALHOON: Reset the computer!
JABE: Only the Steward would know how.
THE DOCTOR: No. We can do it by hand. There must be a system restore switch. Jabe, come on.
They leave the room. He calls back the crowd over his shoulder.
THE DOCTOR: You lot - just chill!
"Oh doctor only you!" Amy said, and everyone agreed.
COMPUTER VOICE: Earth Death in 2 minutes. Earth Death in 2 minutes.
Jabe and the Doctor are running back through the maintenance corridor.
COMPUTER VOICE: Heat levels - critical. Heat levels - critical.
The Doctor and Jabe reach the ventilation chamber.
THE DOCTOR: Oh. And guess where the switch is.
The switch is located at the other side of the enormous fans.
COMPUTER VOICE: Heat levels - rising. Heat levels - rising.
The Doctor pulls a lever down and the fans slow down.
COMPUTER VOICE: External temperature - 5 thousand degrees.
As soon as the Doctor lets go of the lever, the fans start to speed up again. As the Doctor looks hopelessly at the fans, Jabe pulls the lever down again and holds it there.
THE DOCTOR: You can't. The heat's going to vent through this place.
JABE: I know.
THE DOCTOR: Jabe, you're made of wood.
JABE: Then stop wasting time. Time Lord.
"You do tend to waste a lot of time" River told the doctor who grinned.
He grins at her and runs back to the fans.
COMPUTER VOICE: Heat levels - rising. Heat levels - rising.
The glass begins to crack.
COMPUTER VOICE: Heat levels - hazardous.
"God, that's annoying" Rory said and they all agreed.
MOXX OF BALHOON: We're going to die!
COMPUTER VOICE: Heat levels - hazardous.
The Doctor dodges the first fan and runs underneath it. He looks anxiously up at the next one. The glass begins to crack. Rose cowers against the wall.
COMPUTER VOICE: Shields malfunctioning. Shields malfunctioning.
Rays of sun blast in through the cracks, burning holes in the parts of the metal wall they hit. Rose screams. The Doctor is still standing before the second fan. He looks back at Jabe who is sweating and breathing heavily.
COMPUTER VOICE: Heat levels - critical. Heat levels - critical.
The Doctor dodges under the second fan. The glass cracks further, engulfing the Moxx of Balhoon in light. He cries out. The sunrays hit the wall either side of Rose.
COMPUTER VOICE: Heat levels - rising. Heat levels - rising.
As the Doctor stands before the third fan. Jabe starts shaking violently. Suddenly, she gasps as one of her hands catches fire. She screams.
"No!" they all shouted (apart from the obvious).
The Doctor looks back, shocked. Now there is no one to hold the lever down, the fans circulate so fast that they can hardly be seen, in order to cool the ship down. It is impossible for the Doctor to get through. The walls around Rose are rapidly burning.
COMPUTER VOICE: Planet explodes in 10... 9...
The Doctor closes his eyes. All grows quiet.
COMPUTER VOICE: 8... 7... 6... 5... 4...
The Doctor, still with his eyes closed, steps calmly though the fan.
"Only you could do that!" Jack told the doctors who grinned.
"Well" Ten started,
"You could" Eleven carried on
"But you'll probably get torn to pieces" Ten finished smirking.
When at the other side, he opens his eyes and dashes to the switch, pulling it down.
THE DOCTOR: Raise shields!
Rose has her eyes closed and is shaking.
COMPUTER VOICE: ...1
The force fields around the ships are reset just as the planet is engulfed in fire. It explodes, leaving the ship completely unharmed.
"SO everyone missed it?" Gwen asked the doctor saddened. He nodded and she looked sad, along with the others.
COMPUTER VOICE: Exoglass repair. Exoglass repair.
The glass is automatically repaired. Rose opens her eyes, panting heavily. The Doctor walks back through the fans. He pauses for a moment to look sadly at the charred and smoking remains of Jabe. Rose walks back into the observation gallery, where all the aliens are sitting around, wounded or dead. The Doctor walks briskly in a few moments later. He glances at Rose but does not pause to talk to her. Instead he goes straight to Jabe's companions, mutters a few words to them and then places his hands on their shoulders, leaving them to grieve. He then walks back near Rose.
ROSE: You all right?
THE DOCTOR: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm full of ideas, I'm bristling with them. Idea number one - teleportation through five thousand degrees needs some kind of feed. Idea number two - this feed must be hidden nearby.
"You get that bitch Doctor!" Jack told the screen, and everyone glanced around. Jack had officially gone insane.
He strides over to the ostrich egg, breaks it open and the teleportation feed falls out. He picks it up.
THE DOCTOR: Idea number three - if you're as clever as me, then a teleportation feed can be reversed.
He twists the feed. Cassandra appears before them, apparently in the middle of gloating.
CASSANDRA: Ah, you should have seen their little alien faces. (notices her new surroundings)
Oh.
Everyone laughs, joyfully.
THE DOCTOR: The Last Human.
CASSANDRA: (flustered)so. You passed my little test. Bravo. This makes you eligible to join the er... the human club.
"Sounds like a joyful experience" Ianto sad and they all laughed.
THE DOCTOR: People have died, Cassandra. You murdered them.
CASSANDRA: That depends on your definition of 'people'. And that's enough of a technicality to keep your lawyers dizzy for centuries. Take me to court then, Doctor! And watch me smile, and cry, and flutter...
"And creak" The doctor's said, repeating themselves.
THE DOCTOR: And creak?
CASSANDRA: And what?
THE DOCTOR: Creak! You're creaking.
Cassandra's skin is tightening. Her eyes are becoming bloodshot and she is getting whiter and whiter.
"So she's gonna die?" Rory asked and the doctors nod, trying not to give too much away.
CASSANDRA: (panicking)What? Ah! Ah! I'm drying out! Oh, sweet heavens! Moisturize me! Moisturize me! Where are my surgeons? My lovely boys! It's too hot!
She's covered in red blotches.
THE DOCTOR: You raised the temperature.
CASSANDRA: (terrified, pathetic)Have pity! Moisturize me! Oh, Doctor!
ROSE: (shaken)Help her.
"Why aren't you helping her?" Amy asked, she might be a murderer, but she didn't deserve to die like that.
"I can't everyone has to dies sometimes Amy" He told her.
THE DOCTOR: Everything has its time and everything dies.
CASSANDRA: (shrivelling up)I'm... too... young!
She explodes. The Doctor looks completely cold and not remotely fazed. He leaves the room.
COMPUTER VOICE: Shuttles 4 and 6 departing. This unit now closing down for maintenance.
The Manchester Suit is now completely empty apart from Rose, who is standing at the window watching the Earth burn with a very vulnerable and sad look on her face, oblivious to the Doctor watching her from the doorway. Rocks fly past the window. She turns around when she hears the Doctor's footsteps as he comes to stand beside her.
ROSE: (tearfully) The end of the Earth. It's gone. And we were too busy saving ourselves, no one saw it go.
"That's so sad" Amy said.
ROSE: (the Doctor looks down at her) All those years... all that history and no one was even looking. It's just...
THE DOCTOR: (holds his hand out to her)Come with me.
Rose takes his hand and they walk away together. Back in 2005, Rose steps out of the TARDIS. She looks around at the crowds, seeing them in a new light. The Doctor stands beside her.
BIG ISSUE SELLER: Big issue!
THE DOCTOR: You think it'll last forever. People, and cars and concrete. But it won't. One day, it's all gone. Even the sky. (they both look at the sky. After a moment -) My planet's gone.
Rose turns to look at him. This is the first time he's mentioned his home.
THE DOCTOR: It's dead. It burned like the Earth. It's just rocks and dust. Before it's time.
ROSE: What happened?
THE DOCTOR: There was a war. And we lost.
"Well" Ten said saddened, they hadn't lost, but they hadn't won either.
ROSE: A war with who?
He doesn't answer, seemingly lost in thought.
ROSE: What about your people?
THE DOCTOR: I'm a Time Lord. I'm the last of the Time Lords. They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. I'm left travelling on my own because there's no one else.
"Jack and eleven looked at each other then, away, both knowing that wasn't true.
ROSE: There's me
Eleven sighed, Martha said around the same thing.
She smiles at him.
THE DOCTOR: You've seen how dangerous it is. Do you want to go home?
Rose looks at him for a few seconds.
ROSE: I don't know. I want... (sniffs the air) Oh! Can you smell chips?
THE DOCTOR: (laughs)Yeah. Yeah!
ROSE: I want chips.
THE DOCTOR: (smiling)Me too.
"Me three" Jack said
ROSE: Right then, before you get me back in that box, chips it is, and you can pay.
THE DOCTOR: No money.
ROSE: What sort of date are you? Come on then, tightwad, chips are on me.
He smiles at her, delighted.
ROSE: We've only got five billion years before the shops close
They walk down the street together laughing, Rose nuzzling her head against his shoulder.
"Awww" Jack said teasingly "Now can we have chips?" He asked and everyone looked around, how were they supposed to eat? Just then a note fell down:
Dear People,
Sue from catering is currently cooking, your food will be sent up with a teleportation device, which none of you can use!
S
exy.
"Who's Sue from catering?" Rory asked, just then food appeared, and Jack practically, dived for it. They all sat down to eat.
Sorry had to add Sue from catering, couldn't resist :P If you don't know who she is then either, go on Tumblr or search Doctor who 500 miles into Youtube :D
Did you like? I kept it as a script becuase everyone seemed to like it like that :D
Again Sorry it took so long!
Oh yeah and answers to Anons:
Abby: Same, I was thinking of doing the same for Jack as I plan on him finding out about Ianto :'( *CRIES*, and Thank you :D
Arik: THANK YOU! And Ten/Rose are from season 2 episode 2 Tooth and Claw, so they will see the future from there :D (although they wont remember when they all leave)
OKAY BYE!
