Camping outside of the Cave was…fun.
Sure, there were mosquitos and bugs, and every time you needed to use the bathroom you had to walk back to the Cave, and okay, maybe it was sort of cold out, and the sleeping bags weren't very comfy…at all. Obviously Artemis had dealt with survival conditions that truly were horrible, (thanks dad), and this was all minor petty stuff, but she was just in the mood to complain.
And she hated camping.
She also was tired of listening to Wally and Robin's absolutely pointless conversations in the mind-link.
'Thats one of my biggest fears,' Wally reflected, as he stuck more marshmallows over the campfire.
'What is?' M'gann asked, curious.
'If I ever woke up as a donut…'
'Would you eat yourself?' Robin contributed, completing Wally's sentence for him.
'I wouldn't even question it,' the speedster solemnly stated.
Rolling her eyes, she thought about joining Kaldur, who was pointing out constellations to Connor; apparently star charting wasn't something Cadmus had gotten around to in the Kryptonian's programming.
Light waves of Connor's contentment could be felt by the others; the mind-link was indeed …intimate, at times.
'I'm confused,' M'gann said, scrolling through something on her phone.
'With?' Connor asked, as he and Kaldur were rejoining them by the campfire. He was, after all, a walking encyclopedia. Wally stopped trying to smother Robin with a blanket to pay attention.
'Well,' M'gann started, 'Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would just be excited just to have a bunk bed.'
'Honey, no…' Artemis told her while she was actually laughing out loud. Robin seemed alarmed, Wally was finding some amusement in this but also appeared disturbed, meanwhile Kaldur and Connor were…unreadable. M'gann stared at them all with confusion.
'You see, M'gann, when two-'
'Artemis!' Wally cut her off, scoldingly,'We can't talk about S-E-X in front of C-o-n-n-o-r!'
With sarcasm at a record high, Artemis replied, 'Wow, its times like these I'm glad he can't spell!'
Well thank goodness Connor can't spell, XD
Sorry about the technical difficulties in the last chapter, I was doing everything correctly, but the website was hating me apparently. I don't know if the issue is solved yet or not, fingers crossed, but I think it's working. :)