Hello. Thank you for the review Sam400. I am pretty sure I removed all minor swearing. I had no major swear words in the first place. Please review about the humor in this chapter. If you think it is too lame, then I will remove all of the humor in the next chapters. Enjoy.
Chapter 4
Metal Harbor looked better than the last time they were there. Oddly there were Eggman robots and GUN robots navigating the labyrinth of platforms leading to a huge rocket. It was about the size of a skyscraper and looked like a giant turtle. Yes, a turtle. Don't ask.
Sonic: Walking across the platforms, after falling into the water five times he decided speed was not good here. "What ever did happen to that rocket in Metal Harbor last time I was here?" I owe that thing my life.
Rouge: Don't know, don't give a #$! care.
Me: Language
Rouge: Whoa, you resisted talking to us for longer than most fan fiction writers.
Me: I try. By the way, I will you to know what happened to the rocket. I WILL YOU TO KNOW ABOUT THE ROCKET!
Rouge: Whatever, THE ROCKET FLEW TO A PLANET AND SLAUGHTERED THE ENTIRE POPULATION.
Me: ... I think I will leave now.
Charmy: Crying, "Take me with you! Please!"
Espio: Do you really think he would take a talking bee with ADD into his world? I think not.
Vector: "Let's just get back to the problem at hand. People" Shakes his head.
Sonic: So this will take us to the ARK?
Tails: It should.
So they all board the plane/turtle. Suddenly its, eyes, open up and it starts spinning until it flies into the air. Unfortunately, only Tails, Cream, and Charmy thought to buckle their seats and everyone else got very sick. After the initial confusion, everyone starts walking around to different rooms while Sonic sits in one of the chairs.
Amy sees Sonic looking slightly upset about something so she comes over to him, "Sonic?"
Sonic: What?
Amy: You seem upset. You can tell me about what is bothering you, can't you?
Sonic: Sigh, "Eggman told me he thought of trying the road to peace, why can't he just leave everyone alone? He hasn't killed anyone yet, but what if he starts now. It will be my fault for always letting him off easy.
Amy: Poor Sonic, he always puts every ones burdens upon himself. "Sonic, you fight hard for everyone. You are a hero. The world has faith in you. It is your fault that everyone has happiness.
Sonic: He is silent for a moment and then, to Amy's great surprise, he gives her a huge hug. "Thank you Amy, for believing in me. You have helped renew my spirit." He then lets go and walks away. Amy stares at him as he walks in to a different room and she sighs in happiness, her heart in her eyes.
Suddenly the intercom goes Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert, and Alert.
Cheese: Somebody shut it up.
Amy picks up her Piko Piko Hammer and starts beating the crap out of it. "Shut the #$! up. I was dreaming of Sonic."
Rouge walks in, "What's going on."
Espio: We have on radar a rocket coming at us. It seems to be missing a piece of metal from its side, has a handle nearby, and hands with blood on them. Oh, and it has the GUN logo.
Rouge: Is this a sick joke? That is the Metal Harbor rocket.
Me: Yea
Rouge: Why can't Knuckles be here, at least he could shut the author up. And he's cute.
Charmy: So what do we do?
Tails: "I know" he walks over to Rouge. He whispers something in her ear.
Rouge: Oh, you're right. THE ROCKET LANDED HARMLESSLY IN THE OCEAN AND NEVER KILLED ANYONE EXCEPT OMOCHAO.
Omochao: NOOOOOOOO!
Suddenly Omochao is blown up and the rocket disappears from radar. And the poor dead people are revived.
Finally after two uneventful hours pass, well as uneventful as it gets with this group in one rocket, the team lands at the ARK.
They walk through the ARK's many hallways and come across Shadow. He is sitting in a small room with some medical records, surveillance tapes, and a photo album of Maria, Professor Gerald, and himself.
Sonic: Hey Shadow, how have you been. He supposedly put his past behind him but now I am not quite sure.
Shadow: "I am okay." He looks up and sees everyone. "Guess this is not a social visit."
Cream: "Mister Shadow? I thought you put your past behind you? So why are you looking at the past again?"
Shadow, turning slowly to them, "It is because I found something odd in the medical records. It says that Maria was in the hospital on the 15th of March."
Tails: So?
Shadow: The attack on the ARK was on March 11th. That means something happened that I did not know of on the ARK. Anyway, I know why you are here.
Sonic: Eggman.
Shadow: With a moments thought, "I will help. I need more experience with this good guy thing."
Charmy: Yea, Shadows coming. Yea, Yea, Yea, Ye-," Omochao returns from the dead and hits Charmy over the head.
Shadow: Slap me if I ever say that life here is uneventful.
Tails: Okay
Emerl: Why do I get so few lines? I want to talk more.
Many miles away the Commander is still trying to start up the Big Robo.
Eggman suddenly appears on the monitors. He looks horrible with the drool and the popping veins.
Eggman: HA HA HA, you fools think you're so great; you will have to prove it to me in my base in the Vortex Land. I have 126 emeralds. I don't even need your puny 7. So there. HA
Shadow: Lets chaos control to Angel Island and get Knuckles
All: Okay
Sonic: Emerl, will you do the honors." He gives Emerl the white chaos emerald
Emerl: CHAOS CONTROL
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How was it? Please Review. Hoped you liked hints about a different Truth about 50 years Ago. I will from now on abbreviate it TA50YA so I don't need to type it all out. Omochao will return. Please Review.
