Hey,

You know what's the sad thing about being a girl? You-

Yo, and no I don't know what's the sad thing about being a girl. Is it because of periods or those troublesome jingly things that most of you complain that are too small?

… Are you a demon?

No you imbecile. I'm your freakin' diary. Let me guess, you're here to write about your stupid love-life. But in the end, you're just a crazed stalker who only cares about looks.

NO! I like Shin because he saved me from falling down a cliff on our school trip!

Then you looked into his eyes, about to thank him. Until your voice was caught in your throat as you looked into his beautiful shining green eyes-

His eyes weren't green! They were a nice luscious shade of brown-

Poop

… What the hell?

Can't you take a joke? Are you some pessimist of some sort?

Yes I am. I love him and I know he is thinking about me right now!

Why don't you call him?

Fine then!

The love-sick girl called Shin at a random telephone booth. Why she didn't use her own phone is a mystery.

"Hello? Is this Shin?" the girl asked on the phone.

"Hm" Shin grunted over the phone. He is either anti-social, or he's just too lazy to say; 'Hello, and yes you are talking to the great Shin of the world.'

"Umm… W-What do you think of me Shin?" the girl asked, thinking of asking him out on a date.

"I have no time to think about girls. I need to think about schoolwork and Eyeshield"

"… Are you gay then?" the girl asked; her heart was beginning to shatter. She couldn't comprehend the image of Shin being uke/seme with a guy in a football get-up in a bed. Let alone the thought of it.

"No, what made you think of that?" Shin asked, sort of hurt when the girl asked about his manly pride and damaging it with a stick of dynamite.

"Nothing, it was just out of curiosity! …. Would you like to go out with me?" the girl asked, trying to sound as sexy as possible like all those times she practiced with her pet cat. But failing miserably, when it came out, it sounded like she was about to die.

Great, she was really calm. Note my sarcasm.

In the end, Shin denied her offer, because he was to busy practicing and studying for exams.

Back to the Diary!

Let me guess, Shin declined your offer to date him. Didn't he?

Yes… ALL BECAUSE OF THAT DAMNED EYESHIELD! I'm going to kill him.

Seriously?

Yes, I'm going to stab him, tear him apart, and-

Write later, you know why? Because you're drowning me in salty tears you nitwit! Get away from me!

EPILOUGE FOR THIS CHAPTER!

In the end, the last comment that Diary wrote to the girl, she was subjected to put it through a shredder and let it float down the small river near her house.

Later, at a school football game, where the Devilbats were participating; the girl went and kidnapped Eyeshield, and attempted to threaten him. Unfortunately her threats were lame, and Eyeshield was oblivious. When she finally got a threat into his simple mind, the Devilbats manager and Captain had already found them. So they shoed her out with a broom and a machete, a portable machine gun, tranquilizer, bombs, fireworks, giant pistols, flashlight, a rolling Kurita, bananas, flamethrower, Cereberus, bubble gum, chicken soup, and a month old cheese ball…

…If you don't count the rabid raging fangirls along with the FBI along with more weapons from NASA and the American Government. Why the Government and NASA along with the F.B.I were there, is beyond the Author's knowledge. Trust me, the Author doesn't know very much. Maybe Hiruma blackmailed George Bush. How Hiruma managed to get through the security and countless operators and secretary. I have no freaking idea.

Also, the girl was fined $300 for the act of kidnapping... along with $1000 for planning to murder Eyeshield. If Hiruma was ever caught for each kidnapping he's done, he'd be worse than broke.

TRANSLATION OF DOOM!

Uke: In Japanese, it means the bottom of the pairing. It is usually prefers to a gay couple. It is the less dominant of the pairing when doing intercourse.

Seme: The total opposite of Uke, it is the dominant man, the 'alpha' man, the Lord of great-ness. The King's throne! The… you understand what I mean.