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Chapter 3--Call Her Jeff

"What are we going to do next?" I asked Emmett as he walked out of the locker room with a fresh pair of clothes. Thank God for Alice.

"Well, we messed with Edward and Jasper so that leaves…," he trailed off as a grin spread across his face.

"We can't prank Alice, she'll see it long before we get anywhere near her," I pointed out. Duh.

"That's because I have several plans," Emmett said, tapping his forehead with his index finger.

"Oh, I see," I said. Wow. Emmett being smart. Never thought I'd see the day…

"You're being mean," he said.

"What? No I'm not," I said. All I said was 'I see.' How is that mean?

"In your head you're being mean," he said. I looked at him incredulously. How did he know that? "I know things," he said matter-of-factly. Okay…

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"Okay, ready?" he asked me, looking at me out of the corner of his eye.

"Sure," I said with a shrug. There were several different scenarios that could play out with this plan. Personally, I was hoping for the plan that wouldn't make Alice kill me. Whichever plan that was…

We crouched down as we snuck down the hall. We both knew that Rosalie, Alice, and Jasper all had their next class together and that, right now, that classroom was empty. We walked slowly down the halls, with our back pressed stealthily against the wall. When we reached a corner, Emmett froze and looked at me with wide eyes. "Alice," he mouthed.

I bit my lip as Alice turned the corner. I grabbed her arm and yanked her to the ground with me and Emmett. "What the hell are you guys doing?!" she whisper-yelled, looking around for any sign of a teacher.

"Shouldn't you already know that?" I whispered back.

Her eyes glazed over for a couple seconds and then a wide grin spread across her face. "So; are you in, or are you out?" Emmett asked, pealing off a bit of duct tape that he got from who-knows-where with a mischievous grin.

"I'm in," she said with a smile. Then she looked at Emmett. "Put that away," she snapped.

He pouted. "I like Bella better than you anyways," he mumbled dejectedly.

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EPOV

My nose wrinkled as I smelled the mayonnaise that was still clinging to my clothes. I don't know how that happened or who did it but Jasper and I didn't want to stick around to find out when it was happening. Ew.

"Where's Alice?" Jasper asked as we walked down the hall to our next class.

I tried to search the minds around me but came up completely blank. With all of them. I groaned. "I don't know," I admitted.

"You don't know?" Jasper asked incredulously.

"Bella's blocking everyone," I told him.

He snorted. "That's what you get for leaving her with the terrible twin," he said with a smirk.

I glared at him while hoping that Bella really isn't mad at me. I'll have to make it up to her. When Jasper and I walked into the classroom we both stopped short. Several students we examining desks that looked like they had collapsed to the ground. "What the…?" I trailed off.

"Humans," Jasper muttered, shaking his head.

"Hey," Rosalie said, coming in the door behind us. "What happened?" she asked with a smirk on her face as she looked at all the confused humans.

"No clue," I told her as we all walked to sit down in the same row. We sat down and our desks all collapsed underneath us and we crashed to the ground. All our mouths were hanging open as we looked at one another. How…

Everyone in the room burst our laughing as they looked at our completely shocked expressions. Rosalie turned and glared at them all, efficiently silencing their laughter as she stood up. "Who the hell did that Edward?" she whisper-yelled to me angrily. I'm glad I can't read her mind right now…

"Calm down Rosalie," Jasper muttered. She let out a low hiss at him.

"I don't know Rosalie, I can't hear anybody," I told her quietly.

She smirked, seeming satisfied with something. "Bella's blocking everyone?" she asked.

"Yes," I told her. And it's extremely irritating.

She let out a little laugh. "Good for her," she said before walking over to another desk. She lightly tapped it with her finger and it collapsed. She growled quietly. "Son of a-"

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BPOV

One class before lunch. One. More. Class. "What do we have next?" Emmett asked me.

I took out my schedule. "Uh…Life Science," I told him, turning to the room we were supposed to be in.

He grinned. "Sweet."

I looked at him sternly as we sat down. Okay, I've done whatever he wanted me to do so far-but not this time. "Don't do anything stupid Em," I told him.

"Wouldn't dream of it," he said with an all too innocent smile.

"Oh my God, who is that?" the girl who was sitting behind me asked in a dazed voice.

I looked over to the door and a huge smile broke across my face as he headed in this direction. "Edward, what are you doing here?" I asked in surprise. "We weren't supposed to have a class together until after lunch," I said. Not that I minded. He's a welcome relief.

"I transferred after last hour. I felt bad about leaving you alone with him," he said, looking pointedly at Emmett who was playing with a life-sized skeleton. Well, he wasn't really playing as much as he was dancing with it.

"Bella, meet Ruth," he said as he danced passed us. "She's your new sister in law," he told me.

I looked at Edward exasperatedly. "Sorry," he said again. "But do you really have to block everyone's thoughts?" he asked pleadingly.

I smiled smugly. He thought I was doing it because I was mad at him. Ha. Yeah right. I just didn't want to admit that I actually went along with Emmett's antics.

"Yes. I do," I said, sitting down as the teacher walked in. Emmett sat back down on my right and Edward sat on my left.

"Good morning class. I'm Mrs. Elms and I will be you Life Sciences teacher," she said. "To start off our school year we are going to do a partner project," she said before reaching under he desk and pulling out one of those electronic, super sensitive, realistic, babies. Oh no.

Five hands shot up in the air at once. "I will be choosing your partners," she said sternly. The hands came down. "You are to carry around these babies with you everywhere you go for this entire week," she told us. "Feed it, change it, bath it, dress it. You're it's parents, treat the child as if it was really yours. The partners are: Becky and Thomas, Ronda and Dave, Edward and Tori," the girl behind me squealed quietly as Edward shot me a withering look. I just smiled sympathetically at him as I plotted ways to convince the teacher to let me be his partner instead. This Tori girl better not try pull anything… "…Emmett and Bella, Ri-"

"-What?!" I interrupted.

"You are partners with Emmett," she said slowly. No way.

"But I can't be his partner. He's my brother!" I said, I know I'm grasping for straws here but Emmett?

"It's just pretend Ms. McCarty," she said. "It'll be easier for the both of you, trust me," she said. I tried not to snort. Working with Emmett was not easy. At all.

After she assigned the rest of the partners she took out a huge box full of the babies. She talked as she passed them out to all of us. "You'll have to work out a schedule with your partners on who has the baby when. You'll also have to figure out names and all of that fun stuff," she said as she handed me a baby. "You have the rest of the class to get to know your partner and work out a schedule."

I groaned and scooted my desk closer to Emmett's. "Let me see the baby," he said, snatching it off my desk and making it begin to cry.

"Gentle Mr. McCarty," Mrs. Elms said as she walked by.

"Give it to me," I said, grabbing the baby and rocking it back and forth, making it stop crying.

"Let me-"

"-No," I said, pulling the baby back as Emmett reached for it. "I am not failing because of you. I want to try and be a physical therapist this time around and you are not ruining for me," I told him with a glare.

"I'll be careful," he insisted. I sighed and handed over the baby. "Is it a boy or a girl?" he asked as he looked at the baby.

"I don't know, check," I said with a shrug.

"I'm not checking, you check!" he said, holding the baby out to me.

"Check it yourself," I said, pushing the baby back towards him.

He glared at me and looked in the front of his diapers. "This boy is as flat as Ken," he said.

"Emmett," I said, rolling my eyes. "You are such an idiot."

"What?" he asked, confused.

"It means, that the baby is a girl," I told him.

He grinned widely. "I'll call her Jeff," he proclaimed.

"I said girl Emmett," I repeated.

"I heard you," he said rolling his eyes. "Do you want Jeff first, or should I take her?" Oh my Carlisle, what has the world come to?

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