Some Lavi x Kanda was added as requested by some members of Yaoi Fan Club. It's all fluff though…I only rated this M to be safe (because it has swearing and pregnancy)

Psst…Can I purchase the rights to D.Gray-Man off of eBay? No? Alas, I didn't think so…I don't own DGM…

Previously on Sorpresando Amor:

Kanda did not speak, but rather made his murderous intent known by swinging Mugen at Lavi, who narrowly avoided the blow. Lavi was now on the floor, and the table was destroyed. Kanda was standing over him, infuriated. How will he get out of this one?

Capitulo Tres¡Puredo Explicarlo!

Chapter Three: I Can Explain It!

Allen sat down to eat the huge lunch she had just ordered from Jerry. Having a parasitic innocence made her eat a lot, but being pregnant made her eat even more. 'I don't want to have to tell Komui,' she thought as she took a bite, 'I suppose I don't absolutely have to tell him, but I should.' She took another large bite. 'It'll be better if he finds out from me rather than from Kanda when he has to explain why he did what he's about to do to Lavi.'

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Being Bookman's apprentice made Lavi a fast thinker. As Kanda swung Mugen again, Lavi pulled out his hammer. He quickly made it grow large enough that Kanda could not reach him at the top.

"Lavi! Get back down here!" Kanda snarled furiously, but there was no way Lavi would come down with Kanda this angry.

"Why did you attack me?" Lavi asked, still confused as to why Kanda had picked now of all times to make good on all of his previous death threats.

"You damn well know why!" Kanda was frustrated. 'Why is Lavi being so dense? Does he really not know?'

"No, actually, I don't," Lavi stated rather matter-of-factly.

"Are you telling me that you don't know that you got Allen pregnant?" Kanda had calmed down a little due to curiosity and all the questions in his head, but he was still rather angry.

"Wait. What? I had sex with her, but I didn't get her pregnant." Lavi stated. 'At least, I don't THINK I got her pregnant.'

"Why did you have sex with her in the first place?" Kanda demanded 'You should have been with me instead. I can't get pregnant,' Kanda thought indignantly. 'I know he is bisexual. He can't hide it.'

"Well, you see, I burst into her room without knocking, and it must have been a rough morning for her. She was pulling bloodstained sheets off of her bed, but she wasn't wounded. I told her that peroxide would get rid of the blood. She was so surprised and scared. She knew I'd figured it out. It wasn't too hard to figure, due to the fact that she wasn't wearing any pants. Allen begged me not to tell anyone what I'd seen. I agreed, as long as she would have sex with me in return. Thus, we've had sex multiple times on different occasions."

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Allen has finished her lunch and was on her way to Komui's office. 'I still don't want to do this,' she thought as she meandered towards her uncertain doom. 'I mean, it would be worse if Lenalee was pregnant, but I still don't expect it to be good. Did Cross evcen tell him that I was a girl?'

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"You blackmailed her! That's low." Kanda was disgusted by the level Lavi would sink to simply to get laid. "Well she IS pregnant, and it serves you right!"

"How do you know she's pregnant? Did she tell you?" Lavi felt a bit panicked.'What if she really is pregnant? What will I do?'

"Would I lie?" Kanda questioned. He was irritated by Lavi's incredulity. "She told me herself a few minutes ago. That's why I came to kill, maim, or castrate you!"

"Why would she tell you?!" Lavi asked in panic and outrage. 'Why wouldn't she come and tell me?'

"Probably because she wanted you killed, maimed, or castrated. It's not that hard to figure out. You blackmailed her into having sex with you. She is probably very angry with you," Kanda explained and thought to himself, 'I'm not happy with you either…'

"Well, what should I do? What can I do?"

"Don't ask me. It's YOUR baby. It's YOUR problem, not mine," Kanda replied bluntly.

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Allen had reached Komui's office. She knocked softly on the door. "Come in!" Komui's voice answered from inside. 'This isn't going to be easy,' she thought as she slowly opened the door.

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Lavi hesitated while trying to regain his optimistic nature. "I guess it'll be OK as long as Bookman doesn't find out."

"You're an idiot," accused a gruff voice from behind them. "What made you think I wouldn't find out, especially when you talk about it out in the open?"

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