Pennsylvania: I don't think it's wise to simply lash out at a country like England, no matter how it might have treated us. We must try to reach a peaceful consensus.
Delaware: Peaceful consensus!
[Delaware smiles childishly with a pipe dangling from his mouth.]
Delaware [Thinking]: Older brother still treats me like family, even though our Governor is gone! :3
Pennsylvania: First, we'll speak with New Jersey.
Delaware: Ooh! Ooh! I know that guy!
Pennsylvania: Indeed. Then, you must know of his...disposition.
Delaware: Yeah. :3 He's an ass.
Pennsylvania: Delaware! [Smacks him on the head.] That's no way to speak about a fellow colony!
Delaware: Ouch! TwT But, it's true! I don't blame him either, after his last Governor.
Pennsylvania: Lord Cornbury…yes, he was horrible. He would accept bribes and speculate on land. He was recalled in 1708, when New Jersey was given to the governor of New York.
Delaware: Which is why New Jersey's such an ass.
[FX: SMACK!!]
Delaware: Ouch! TwT
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Pennsylvania: [Clears throat.] Excuse me. May we come in?
[There's no answer.]
Pennsylvania: [Opens door slightly.] Pardon me. Is anyone home?
New Jersey: GET THE F!# OUT OF HERE!!!!
[FX: SLAM!]
Pennsylvania & Delaware: ………………………………………………
Delaware: See? :3 [Takes a smoke.]
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Pennsylvania: DX Such rudeness! [Inhales and exhales deeply.]
Pennsylvania [thinking]: Calm down, Penn. No matter what happens, you mustn't lose your temper in front of Delaware.
[Kicks down the door.]
Pennsylvania: WE'RE COMING IN, UNGRATEFUL CUR!!!
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[New Jersey is a young "gentle"man with messy reddish-brownish hair who was currently seated before his window with a pair of binoculars in his hands.]
Pennsylvania: :O W-what are you doing?
New Jersey: Shush! [Ducks a bit lower and brings the binoculars to his eyes.] There he is! Snarky and self-absorbed as always…why, I oughta…[mumble grumble grumble]
Delaware: Hm? Who is it? [Goes to window and accidentally drops ash on New Jersey's head.]
New Jersey: Ouch!! [Springs up.] DX Be careful with that stuff, you- ah!! He's looking this way!! [Ducks underneath window.]
Pennsylvania: [Sigh.] What in heaven's name could be-
[He looks out of the window and sees a man with a long brown ponytail flirting with some women on the street.]
Pennsylvania: Is that…by any chance…New York?
New Jersey: HISSSSSSS………you must NEVER say that name again!!
Pennsylvania: Oh! Uh…my…apologies?
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[It's a little bit later, and the three are sitting at a table drinking tea.]
New Jersey: So. You want me to sign this petition?
Pennsylvania: That's right.
Delaware: It's called the Olive Branch Petition! It'll let us be friends with England.
New Jersey: Hm….I have always had close ties to Great Britain. Still, what's in it for me? A lot of my men are wantin' ta fight.
Delaware: We'll stalk New York for you! X3
Pennsylvania: Wh-
New Jersey: -_- Deal.
Pennsylvania: Wha-?! O.O