So one day, Garon summons his children to his throne to bond with them again.
Garon: Hey kids, I got you a present. Its a prison b****.
Sakura in chains: Oni-sama.
Corrin: My birth sister Sakura.
Garon: She has a name?
Corrin: God, I'm regretting siding with Nohr.
Garon: Now that we are all here. Let's play eight player smash.
Corrin: Who's the eight player? There is only seven of us.
Camilla: I think you should look behind you.
Corrin looks behind: Oh god!
A female Corrin appears behind Corrin and stands on four legs. She keep making strange animal noises. For the record, she is meant to be a clone and we wil call her Derp Corrin.
Derp Corrin appears: Bark bark!
Garon: Oh Derp Corrin, I've been expecting you.
Corrin: What?
Leo: And this is why you just had tolerate father's antics?
Xander: Now Leo, before we "smash", could you care to explain to me on what it is?
Leo: Let me explain.
As Leo explain to his older brother about Super Smash Brothers, Garon has to deal with the loading screen.
Garon: F***ing loading screen.
Corrin: Maybe this is all ahead of our time.
Garon: Nonsense. This is a new trend sweeping all of Nohr.
Corrin: You forgot that we have problems with our agriculture and financial problems. I doubt having this gaming system be a major issue of this kingdom.
Garon: We do? I thought the only problem in this kingdom is legalizing weed. Some people, however, complained to me about how its bad for you when its national pride.
Corrin: That's been over for a while.
Garon: Nonsense. Those people should praise weed for the glory it brings to this country!
Elise: Oni-chan.
Garon: Oh hey, the game is starting.
Xander: So that is how smash works?
Leo: From all the research that I can collect.
Camilla giving the brothers controls: You would need these.
Corrin: Why am I in this game?
Garon: I sort of voted for you in the ballot because you are the chosen one.
Corrin: Whatever, let's just smash I guess.
So Garon plays as Captain Falcon, Corrin as himself, Xander as Link, Leo as Robin, Camilla as Peach, Elise as Ganondorf, Sakura as Bowser, and Fem Corrin as Yoshi. Derp Corrin won since the others have no idea on how to play smash. Garon got last place.
Garon: What the f***?!
Corrin: All she did was f*** the controls. How is it possible?
Fem Corrin: Yee Haw! [Donkey Sound]
Garon: As expected, you won my son. I must congratulate you on that.
Corrin: But I didn't... oh never mind.
Sakura: Oni-sama.
Garon: The prison b**** can talk. They get smarter everyday and someday they will escape. I must do something about it!
...
Meanwhile in kingdom of Hoshido:
Ryoma, eldest brother: We must get our sister back!
Hinoka, eldest sister: But how?!
Takumi, other brother: Maybe if we dress up as italian plumbers and go through the pipes. We would be able to get into the castle and save our sister.
Hinoka: That is a really stupid idea, Takumi.
Ryoma: I say that its a good idea! Let's get our plumber costume and leave immediately.
Hinoka: Something tells me that this plan is very unrealistic.
Ryoma: Your unrealistic.
Hinoka: Well you look like a lobster.
Takumi: I thought he was a Samurai.
Hinoka face palm: I sometimes think my brothers are morons.
...
Back at Nohr:
Elise: Oni-chan.
Sakura: Oni-sama.
Garon: Looks like Elise is spanking that a**.
Corrin: They are just talking, if you can call it that.
Garon: I feel turned on right now.
Corrin: Big brother, aren't you suppose to shield Elise from the adult stuff that father says.
Xander: Sadly there is nothing I can do. Elise heard too much of it from not only from father, but from everyone else in Nohr.
Leo: Seriously Corrin, why do you keep questioning these things when it will only make things worst.
Corrin: I don't know how the world works anymore!
Garon: By the way, have you met a creepy fish girl by any chance yet?
Corrin: The closest think I can think of is Azura.
Garon: I know her, she's my other daughter that was stolen.
Corrin: I regret answering.
Camilla: Another sister? I'm still the better one.
Leo: The only credibility you have are your melons.
Camilla: Excuse me, I am more than just that. I am very caring for my siblings and...
Garon: Boobies!
Camilla: I give up.
Suddenly a giant green pipe erupt from the ground and three figures jumped out of it. Appear three of the four children of Hoshido in Mario based costumes. Ryoma is Mario, Takumi is Luigi, and Hinoka is Toad for some reason.
Ryoma: It's a me. Ryoma!
Hinoka: Give us our sister back you mother f***er!
Garon: What sister?
Sakura: Oni-sama.
Ryoma: Don't play dumb with us!
Garon: Your pet lobster can talk?! I want one too.
Ryoma looked his head gear and back to Garon: I am not a lobster.
Hinoka: I sadly have to agree with the king.
Takumi: I don't get the joke.
Leo: We have Hoshidan intruders. The only sentence for them... is death!
Garon: Why must you be so dramatic? You don't have to.
Leo: Yes, father. Shall we eliminate the intruders?
Garon: Kill them all except for the lobster. I want his as my pet.
Ryoma: For the last time, I am not a lobster.
Everyone drew their weapons and engaged in battle. It was very turn based as Camilla takes the first attack at Hinoka damaging her a bit. Leo aimed at Hinoka, but she dodged. Takumi shot at Xander while Ryoma ran to Sakura.
Corrin just helped his siblings fight Takumi and Hinoka with some sword fighting. However, Corrin seems to hesitate in killing off his birth siblings. Elise is there to help out with her stave and such.
Garon is in Ryoma's way, but swords have an advantage against axes. Garon lied down like a wuss and Ryoma freed his sister from her chains and grabbed her. The Hoshidan intruders left through the pipes that they went into. The pipe then enters the ground, giving victory for their escape.
Garon: Today is a victorious day of Nohr!
Xander: Father, I'm sorry that I failed.
Garon: Marx my son, you make me so proud.
Xander: Its Xander, father.
Leo: I'm just not going to replied to that.
Camilla: That b**** will pay!
Garon: Wait where's the prison b****?
Corrin: We lost her in our defeat against the Hoshidan.
Garon: Glory always comes with a price.
Elise: Oni-chan.
...
The Hoshidan children are reunited once more.
Takumi: I'm glad my plan worked.
Sakura: Oni-sama.
Hinoka: I'm glad to see you too. You're the cutest of all of Hoshido and that nasty kingdom Nohr.
Ryoma: I personally think that other Nohr girl is cuter.
Hinoka: Shut up Ryoma. Who's side are you on?
Sakura: Oni-sama.
...
Garon: Wait. What the f***? Why didn't I get Support Level A? F***ing hacks!