Gang's Follies
Part 3
After the group left to Mount Fuji, Rein woke up from her bed and was tired.
"Man, did I oversleep?" She thought, "I have to see Sayuri."
She put on her uniform and went out the front door. However, she was mysteriously teleported.
"This is weird!" She thought, "I don't recall having a vortex, abyss, and realm in our school!"
She appeared in a metal room, located… in an undisclosed location.
"Where am I?" She cried.
A voice made an evil laugh. It was Percival.
"Greetings, Rein Tsunomoto!" He said, "I've been expecting you."
"Percival?"
"Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you… yet!"
He pulled out a remote and pressed the button.
"BEHOLD!"
The giant doors open. From behind the door was a giant Sayuri Hida; except that it was a giant robot.
"AHH! What did you do to Sayuri?" She cried out.
"Nothing," he replied, "I have chosen which girl I want to try from Miyagami, and sure enough, the Sayuri-bot has matched your best friend's attributes."
"EW! So you spied on us?"
"Once or twice, but not too much. I forgot that I am married."
The robot looked like Sayuri, but has giant metal skin, and painted red. Her body was like a Gundam, but with big breasts, just like the real Sayuri.
"Percival Inc. proudly presents its newest creation: The Sayuri-Bot 934 Model! The 934 is how much stupidity I got in ten-thousandths." He bellowed.
Rein cried in joy, "AWESOME!"
"Thank you, my dear. Would you like to take it for a test drive?"
"Sure! But what about my friends?"
"They've already left. They went to the competition that I created, just to lure them away. That is because I wanted to use the Sayuri-bot all day, for a test flight."
Meanwhile, Steven and Rino, with flags in hand, started walking down the field, which is where the recent activity you're seeing is taking place, 12 minutes ago.
Percival continued, "So, would you like to ride a robot version of your best friend? Will you accept, Rein?"
Rein was pumped, "SO READY! AMPED UP! HIGH OCTANE! Let's roll!"
She then thought, "Everyone in my ninth grade class and the Hida family are NOT going to believe me about this!"
Percival snickered, "I love it when you act so sassy!"
Rein ran down and went to the control panel inside.
I'll bet you're wondering why we should've shown this one first. And you thought it would be just Rino and Steven ice fishing.
Rein was inside the robot, located in Sayuri's left lens. Her eyes began to click and Rein was excited.
Rein shouted, "How's THIS for a name? Sayuri-Bot is now The Sayuri Hellraiser!"
Percival groaned, "GAH! That name's bad-ass, but it's MY robot!"
The robot began to rise up, with a building opening up, just so the robot would appear.
Okay, just so you know, SOMEONE must be able to awe at the robot. I mean, how hard can it be? Just once that someone view Percival's 390 IQ-type projects! Is that too hard to ask? I mean, no one notices a giant sexy robot of Sayuri Hida?
Rein gasped, "Wait! Percival, this is Sayuri H! Are we cloaked, camouflaged, and hidden?"
Percival spoke through the speaker, "Affirmative, Sayuri-bot 934, you're invisible."
"AWESOME!" Rein cried, "Time to rock and roll!"
Oh, right… Percival's bizarre technology is cloaked. I should've notice that. Move over, Sgt. Keroro...
The robot flew to the air. Rein was astonished by the view.
"WOW! I can see Mount Fuji!" She cheered, "And look, a winter sports festival!"
"Pay no attention to that thing," Percival called, in an orange sphere-shaped ship.
His ship began to launch and followed Rein in the Sayuri Hellraiser.
"This is one kick-ass ship, robot, and aircraft!" She called.
"Technically, it's a weapon," he said, "But knowing Sayuri's curves, she'll kill millions. This robot could be worth millions, too, once the U.S. Military gets wind of her. I planned it for world peace."
"Incidentally, how did you build something this big?"
"I got a PhD in six disciplines, including robotics. My IQ has surpassed many others, clinching at 390!"
The robot then flew, as Rein cried out, "Let's see your baby work! This is Rein Tsunomoto and Sayuri Hellraiser; requesting fly-by!"
"Negative!" He called out, "The sky pattern is full!"
The robot flew around the sky, hovering over Mount Fuji. Luckily, no one noticed it. It's been cloaked, as mentioned. The robot stopped and posed.
"Hey, sweet!" Rein giggled, "Everyone should want one of these! It flies like thunder!"
Percival scoffed, "Like hell… This robot is a prototype. Besides, It hasn't been tested!"
He thought, "I better bring Rein back, before she destroys my Sayuri-bot."
Rein looked through the manual, "Let's see… I wonder if she has weapons…"
Percival gasped, "What are you doing? I know it's a killing machine, but it's MY machine!"
Rein found a weapon: Fist missiles!
"OH, HO!" Rein cheered.
"OH, NO!" Percival cried.
"SAYURI HELLRAISER FLYING FISTS!" The robot called.
Her fists flew off and went far away.
And now, we've come to the part where we pieced it all together from Act 2a.
The signal began. At the green light, Steven quickly went first, going past Rino. He didn't jump the gun, of course.
"Screw friendship!" He cried, "Winning is all that matters!"
Steven went through the slalom very fast, as Rino was slowly falling.
"Rando! Get the lead out!" Nanaho cried out.
Steven cried, "No hard feelings, but suck it, Rino Rando!"
Steven Cooke had finally succeeded!
BUT SUDDENLY…
Two unknown objects were sent flying in the sky, above the contest. They both landed onto Steven.
As The Joker quoted: "And here we go…"
BOOM!
Heather cried, "OH, NO!"
Peter gasped, "What was that?"
Farra cried, "Was it dive bombers?"
Rino skied past Steven, who was in a crater, out cold, and crossed the finish line.
That explains THAT.
VVVVV
Rein looked through the manual and put on some goggles.
"This should be cool!" Rein snickered.
The robot had her fists back and switched her mouth to a vent.
"SAYURI HELLRAISER HURRICANE!"
The robot blew a gust of wind. *Cause*
VVVVV
A gust of wind blew Nanaho backwards. She went past Peter and landed on the snow, behind the platform… face-first. *Effect*
Yep, I was copying and pasting the previous lines. You'll notice some similarities.
Sayuri-Bot's eyes started to rotate. Her eyes clicked around, leaving Rein befuddled.
But wait! Maybe we're seeing an Act 3 spin-off!
"Uh, what's going on?" She asked.
As she was about to find out, the entire control panel began to shake, with Rein shaking, as well.
"I recalibrated her systems," Percival called, "You've been very naughty, abusing your rides!"
"YOU CREEP! JERK! AND BRAINIAC!" She cried, "You said it was a test ride!"
"It's a stupid prototype!" He yelled.
The robot flew off, firing laser beam eyes.
"SAYURI HELLRAISER FLASH BEAMS!"
Rein cried, "HEY! I didn't do anything!"
"This is unexpected. I love it when things go wrong… but, wait, no…" Percival snickered, "The robot's malfunctioning. I better shoot her down and save Rein!"
"HEY! Don't shoot me!" Rein hollered.
Percival stated, "Relax! They're only glue shots. FIRE!"
He fired two missiles at the robot. But out of nowhere, the robot dodged out of the way.
"Crap! It moved!" He gasped.
"That wasn't my fault!" Rein cried.
Percival then said, "Not unlike SkyNet, Sayuri-bot has become self-aware!"
Sayuri-bot fired her lasers and destroyed the missiles. Glue started to drop down. *Cause*
VVVVV
At the Curling event, one small dime size landed and stopped the BSC's stone, right before it entered the target. *Effect*
"WHAT?" Nanaho gasped.
"OH, COME ON!" Mayura cried.
VVVVV
"That tears it!" Percival shouted, "I'm sending this robot to the scrap heap! Time to send out the big guns!"
His ship revealed a satellite dish. It fired a beam.
"SOUNDWAVE DISMANTLER!" He cried.
The robot jumped out of the way… but… from out of the blue, a pulse of sound waves appeared and penetrated the blade from the Gang's bobsleigh. The blade snapped off and the Gang fell out, wiping out.
"She really knows how to hurt a guy," Percival pouted, "This thing is superb!"
"Percival! HELP! Sayuri! Bad bot!" Rein cried.
The robot giggled and opened her arm, revealing a machine gun turret.
"SAYURI HELLRAISER BALL CRUSH!"
It fired a barrage of ball bearings. It missed Percival, who dodged out of the way.
"PERCIVAL!" She cried.
At the hockey rink, Steven swung his stick, but the puck was mysterious shattered, by one of the ball bearings. He swung and missed.
"CRAP! BROKEN PUCK!"
VVVVV
"STOP IT! CEASE! DESIST!" Rein shrieked, "That's an order!"
The robot boomed, "UNABLE TO COMPLY… BITCH!"
Rein gasped, "Sayuri would never call me that!"
Percival snickered, "Burned~!"
Sayuri-bot's glasses shone, firing a barrage of giant ice shards, in other words, an ice beam.
"SAYURI HELLRAISER ICE BEAM!"
It didn't go after Percival, but one landed in front of the real Sayuri, who was in a Speed Skating event.
"I'm so sorry!" She cried, "It wasn't my fault!"
She inadvertently hit two big thick buttons.
"OH, COME ON!" She cried.
The robot spread her chest out.
"SAYURI HELLRAISER MEGA BLAST!"
Two giant missiles fired… from her boobs! What'd you expect? Anyways, they went after Percival's ship at dead aim.
"OH, NO!" He screamed.
The missiles went closer.
"WHY ME? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?"
BOINK!
The missiles struck, and BOINKed the ship's eyes out. The missiles flew off, as Percival vaguely recovered.
"Glasses… glasses…" he muttered, looking for his glasses, which he had on, but were shattered, "She broke my glasses…"
"HAH!" Rein snapped in laughter, "You dummy, ding-dong, and doofus of a genius! You're just like Sayuri!"
VVVVV
Meanwhile, at the Winter Olympic parody, the missiles landed in the ice, breaking a huge hole. As for Heather…
"Quadruple axe handle!" She cried, and was about to land. But…
"Heather! Look out!" Farra cried.
Heather gracefully landed her blade… on the water.
SPLASH!
"AHH!" Farra shrieked.
Yep, that explains the huge hole.
Peter and Steven went down to the ice to rescue her. The Best Student Council grew concerned.
Seina gasped, "Oh, my… this is awful."
Kuon muttered, "Why do weird things keep happening?"
Nanaho bellowed, "I know why! The Gang had been cheating! And I guess that plan backfired on them!"
"MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONES WHO'RE CHEATING! YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THAT?" Farra hollered.
Back up above, Percival looked for his glasses in his ship.
"Percival! Mr. Gaynes! Percival P. Gaynes! Can you hear me?" Rein cried out.
"My glasses, I'm blind! I'm blind without my-." He cried.
He found a spare pair. "Oh, here we go."
"Okay, that does it!" He hollered, "Time to go hardcore on this robot!"
He fired two wires and wrapped them around the robot's wrists.
"Okay, you Transformer knock-off!" He shouted, "I'll show you why we do things down at the field!"
Rein shouted, "This won't disable Sayuri!"
Percival snuffed, "You got a better reason to break her?"
"EW!"
Percival's ship lifted the robot up and threw her to the snow mountain, while Rein screamed. She landed severely, gushing out a river of snow.
This led to Mayura & Peter, being caught in an avalanche, during their Cross-Country Skiing event.
The robot stopped clicking and flashed DANGER in her eyes. Her body opened, emitting exhaust, which is a gust of wind. Sayuri H was overheating.
"Oh, no! What now?" Rein cried.
That, of course, led to the sudden snowstorm, during the ice fishing event.
Percival's ship floated down and was happy. But it wasn't over.
"Are you okay?" He called out.
"YEAH!" She cried, "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
"All right, do a full manual shut down!"
Rein found the manual shut down and pulled it. The head opened and crashed Percival's ship with her ponytail.
"Oops!" Rein said, "My bad!"
"YOU IDIOT!" He hollered, "You pulled it for manual exit! You're supposed to push it down!"
"I said that I'm sorry!" Rein shouted angrily.
At the escape pod, he and Rein left the Sayuri robot.
"Aw, no more fun?" Rein pouted.
Percival growled, "Well, Sayuri-bot 934 needs to be destroyed now; no thanks to you!"
He then cringed, "Oh, my Sayuri-bot, I dreamed of the day that we'll make destructive magic and exciting action of world peace!"
The escape pod submerged into the water and jetted away like a submarine.
"HEY! Not in the water, Percival!" Rein shouted.
He replied, "We're hiding here, because you destroyed the cloak ray!"
However, a fishing line snagged onto the top fin of the escape pod.
But it was Steven's line. His arm fell into the water, with the line in his hand, very tightly.
"I GOT A BITE!" He screamed, "It's a big one!"
He pulled very hard and was very strong.
"YES! I FINALLY WON!" He cheered.
He didn't…
"Something's got us," Percival cried.
"I think it's a net," Rein replied.
"Oh, well, then why don't we-."
But Rein pressed a button, before Percival could finish.
"WAIT, NO!"
A small torpedo shot up, but it hit the ice, without exploding… but…
BOOM!
The ice exploded, with Steven in the water.
"STEVEN!" Rino shrieked.
The escape pod began to roll around in the water. Rein and Percival started to scream for their lives.
Hours later, the escape pod resurfaced in a swimming pool in Miyagami Academy. Rein recovered, but couldn't find Percival.
"Percival, where are you?" She cried.
Percival arose in the water and chortled, "Almost drowning is awesome!"
Minutes later, Rein and Percival went to the main lobby in the dorms and were exhausted and wet.
"We never speak of this to anyone," he muttered to Rein.
"Yes… we shall not…" Rein panted.
Maachi saw what transpired and asked if they were okay. Rein and Percival nodded. Maachi left to get towels. And that was when the others returned from an exciting, yet disastrous trip. The Best Student Council and The Gang arrived and saw them on the floor, gasping for air, and were all wet.
Nanaho shouted, "Rein! What happened?"
Farra was shocked, "Uh, darling, how did it happen?"
Rein replied, as Percival staggered up, "Oh, just having fun… fooling around… and chilling…"
Percival then cringed and whimper, in disdain, "Oh, my Sayuri-bot, I tried to be strong, but I miss your cold embrace."
Heather was confused, "So… Who really did it?"
And so ends a very bizarre day. The Gang stayed in Miyagami Academy just for more excitement. Also, that part of the story filled some sense from the previous act.
And just between you and me, Percival wanted to try a Kanade or Seina robot to test. Yep… he's a sicko in real life, too.
To be continued…
I'd like to apologize for the Sgt. Keroro parody there...