Oh, did I mention that characters kindasortamayormaynot be extremely OOC? Well, now I have. And just to clear things up, this story has absolutely no plot whatsoever. Its sole purpose is to kill you with laughter.

I'm tired of thinking up candy. You get a pound of sugar coated in chocolate and frozen if you review.

Guys, there are…*counts on fingers*…18 characters in this story. I'm trying to give everyone a speaking line, but it's kinda hard with so many characters. Can I get some ideas for dialogue?

BossMan1a22: Yup. The candy manufacturers are the ones to blame. And I have no interest in any sort of dealings with penguins.

TrueTeal(guest): I just took care of that and was planning to ever since the end of that chapter.

Ranger Estrella: Really? One word reviews are SO last season.

fairytailasaurus: Thank you. So much.

I love y'all! In a non-creepy, writer/reviewer way. You guys are the reason I write. Don't stop reviewing!

First disclaimer of the entire book: This is a website specifically made for FANfiction. 'Nuff said.

Julius: *shoots Annabeth*

Percy: WHY'D YOU DO THAT YOU LITTLE +$&%- # $-%#! *summons random floating bubble of water and drops it on Julius' head*

Julius: WHY'D YOU DO THAT YOU LITTLE +$&%- # $-%#! *pokes Percy's leg with buzz baton*

Percy: Oww! I did it because you shot my girlfriend!

Julius: I shot your girlfriend because she talked when she was specifically told not to.

Percy: Fair enough. Hey, what's that?

*thing that looks like an airplane dives toward the yard*

Harry: Oh my God! A UFO!

*thing that looks like an airplane crashes into forest*

*Artemis walks toward it*

Holly: Arty, where are you going?

Artemis: Come on. I want to know what just crashed in the forest behind my house.

*everyone that's conscious(which excludes Mulch and Annabeth) walks toward forest*

Eragon: Ah! People! Saphira, hide!

Saphira: I'm pretty sure they've already seen me by now. Mwahaha hello children. I am a homicidal megalomaniacal dragon who can read your thoughts. Scared yet?

*Percy responds by screaming like a little girl, putting his arms in the air, and running for his life. Harry follows suit*

Eragon and Saphira: *laugh so hard, they both fall over and cannot breathe*

Eragon: Saphira, that was AWESOME! Those two just ran like it was the end of the world!

Sunny: Wow. What tribe are you from?

Saphira: What?

Sunny: *louder* What tribe are you from?

Saphira: I heard you the first time, but I do not understand the question. What tribes are you talking about?

Sunny: Um, the dragon tribes? In Pyrrhia? Duh?

Saphira: ...

Starflight: *whispers to Sunny* She's not from Pyrrhia.

Sunny: Really? How do you know?

Starflight: Because if she was from Pyrrhia, she would know what you're talking about.

Sunny: Oh.

Eragon: *stands up* Hello, I am Eragon Bromsson Shadeslayer. And you are…?

*everyone says their name (minus Percy, Annabeth, Mulch and Harry)*

Faolan: How many more dragons are coming here?

Saphira: *shrugs*

Artemis: Why are you here? Why are all of you here? In my backyard?

Eragon: *shrugs*

Holly: I think it's awesome. We should have a party!

Foaly: Yeah! Party!

Julius: Quiet, Pony Boy.

Edme: I think a party is a great idea.

Foaly: WOOHOO! Partay!

Julius: Quiet, Pony Boy! *stuns Foaly*

Holly: Great. Are we just gonna leave him here?

*everyone else walks away*

Holly: Okay then. *follows everyone else*

~~~RC~~~

Sorry for the extremely short chapter, but I had to get this up. It's been sitting here in my docs for AGES. And now it's not. Dance, my little pony boy, DANCE!

*Foaly starts dancing*

So, yeah. Review!