A/N I don't own TeniPuri.

Niou's April Fools Day

Chapter 3: Kirihara

"Huh? 'Kay, Mom, I'll get the groceries after school. Bye.", Marui finished as he took the phone from his ear and hung up.

"Woah, Marui-senpai, is that what I think it is?" Kirihara asked, eyes wide and excited. Marui smirked. "Yes, Akaya! It's the newest iPhone! My parents bought me one as an early birthday present.", Marui explained. The regulars sighed as Marui and Kirihara continued to fuss over the phone.

"Marui, we know you would love to tell us all about your newest phone, but we're in the middle of practice. Sanada is really glaring now..." Jackal informed, laughing nervously. "Marui-senpai, can I play games on it? Do you have Temple Run?" Kirihara asked, making Marui ignore Jackal and give his phone to Kirihara, showing him how to use it and beginning a game war.

"Tarundoru! Marui and Akaya, 50 laps around the courts now!" Sanada said, finally snapping. This got their attention, but Sanada's efforts were futile as the two went over to Sanada and started teaching him how to play. What was even more unfortunate was that Sanada had to admit that the games looked fun, and he really wanted to try playing...

Aw, damn. Sanada never really stood a chance against the two enthusiastic regulars, and he ended up watching in secret fascination as Kirihara and Marui completed another level of Cut the Rope. Yukimura and Yanagi sighed, knowing the Emperor's thoughts.

"Well, morning practice is dismissed, since school starts in a few minutes. Remember to attend the evening practice also." Yukimura reminded, and smiled as all the regulars headed to the locker room to change into their school uniforms.

"I'm tired!" Kirihara groaned and jogged to the water fountain next to Marui, dying with thirst. However, something caught his eye.

"Marui-senpai, look! It's a new iPhone!", Kirihara exclaimed, and pointed to the ground in front of them. A shiny brand new iPhone sat, abandoned.

"Huh, you're right! I think someone forgot it. Well, there's no harm in taking it..." Marui suggested, and in seconds, Kirihara was crouched down, hands pulling the iPhone off the ground.

Except, it didn't. Kirihara pulled with all his strength, but the iPhone just didn't come off.

"Akaya, I'm going to go change. Tell me if you have any luck with that!" Marui told him, and rushed to the locker rooms.

"Oh no, I'm going to be late,"-tug-"and then 'Mura-buchou will be angry,"-tug-"because I've been late almost everyday so far,"-tug-"and this would be another time.". Kirihara tugged in frustration, directing all his energy into pulling the iPhone off the ground. Suddenly, the bell rang.

Kirihara looked in the direction of the school and then back at the iPhone, unsure which would take priority. After spending ten more minutes pulling, he finally gave up and headed into the school, hoping the teacher wouldn't mind that he wasn't wearing his uniform.

"Gluing an iPhone look-alike to the ground isn't the wisest idea, Niou-kun. Now Kirihara will be late for his classes."

"Puri."

A/N Basically, this is from the prank of gluing money to the ground and laughing at the people who try to pick it up. I did this once with a quarter- it's hilarious.