Hey guys what's up and welcome to the second chapter of "Rich Lit Lincoln"! This time, I'm gonna show you how a "certain person" is related to Lincoln. So prepare yourselves for the moment of truth as I bring you Lincoln's side story. Note: If you see an Italic phrase in the middle of a sentence, that means that he/she is talking to himself/herself on his/her head. But
Weirdland International School: 12:00 PM
It was a normal day at school and Lincoln was eating at the school canteen while talking to his friends. 1 week has passed since the arrival of the exchange students and Lincoln's meeting the new exchange students this week right now. He talked to them while he was eating and his friends were accompanying him.
Lincoln: First, we got some new classmates who was a "Gal" or whatever you call it in Japan and a crazy Gothic loli with a Scythe, now we have some porn-craving bastards and some dropout girls from heaven and hell?
Ayame: Hey! I didn't even told you we were looking for porn. I just said I love dirty jokes, that's all! But...The "looking for porn" part is slightly what my team, S.O.X., were doing.
Lincoln: Isn't it obvious? Also, why did Japan banned those lewd things? Why would you get arrested for just saying dicks and pussies? That's more brutal than Article 13!
Ayame: But...It's not the whole Japan who's affected by it. My town was the only one who banned all dirty jokes and things. The government wants to prove that Japan isn't only about porn and hentai so they decided to ban all things dirty on my town since it's the place where all doujins, porn, and even sex toys, originally have a ton amount of it.
Lincoln: Damn...what a world you live in, huh?
Ayame: Yeah, but now that me, Tanukichi, and the rest of the people I had met are here, we can now learn all the wonderful "treasures" this world has stored for us. It's like moving from a boring world where the concept of dirty jokes doesn't exist, to a wonderful paradise where the concept of all dirty things really exists!
Lincoln: Well...glad you made it. Anyways, hey Gabriel, you said you came from heaven right?
Gabriel: Yeah. Does that matter? I mean, I'm a "Faillen" angel after all.
Lincoln: Man, you sounded like an otaku Jotaro but in a body of a high school girl.
Gabriel: Who's Jotaro?
Lincoln: Oh, just that buff, muscular guy who wears a black hat on our class.
Gabriel: Oh, so that's Jotaro. Is he a faillen angel too?
Lincoln: Nah, he's a stand user.
Gabriel: "Stand User"? Never heard about that from humans.
Lincoln: That's because only 20% of the population have stand power. Stands are just manifestations of one's fighting spirit. It sometimes appear as a ghost or a humanoid on our side but it can also appear as a physical object. Normally, non-stand users can't see a person's stand power. But since we live in a country where we can see ghost and such with our naked eye for some reason, non-stand users can now see stand powers that emits from stand users.
Gabriel: Wow, this country sure has everything.
Lincoln: Not everything. Back in the days, respawning was a thing because God provided an energy source on Earth that'll make all living things go back to life when they die. Unfortunately, It only lasts for 12 years. A decade and a half years later, it stopped working and respawning didn't exist anymore. Now we're stuck with Stimpacks and Healing potions to revive and recover from death.
Gabriel: As expected of God, He always do nothing after His creations.
Lincoln: Not really though. That's why we have Jesus! He shows that God loves us and all that. He said last week about God's plan on spreading love and all that.
Gabriel: Wait, last week? You mean, He showed up?
Lincoln: Yeah, guy comes here once in every month. Talks about religion and stuff, despite about the fact that some people on the class aren't Christians.
Gabriel: Heh, I guess I could say that this is the world God only knows.
Lincoln: We aren't the only one who was known by God. There are a lot of worlds out there, ya know?
Gabriel: Well, you could say that again.
Lincoln: Anyways, as I was saying, welcome to Weirdland Internation School! A place where you can do anything besides learning. Everything is possible here in our school 'cuz we gucci everyday bro!
Clyde: Yo Linc, that kinda sounds like Jake Paul would say.
Lincoln: Hey! Don't compare me to a lowlife, spineless douchebag who recently broke up with his girlfriend.
Clyde: ...You do know he's famous, right?
Lincoln: ...You do know I'm make more money than him, right? You do know I'm famous all over the media, right? And you do know I own a Private Jet, a Cadillac, and a Lamborghini, right?
Clyde: ...Good point.
Lincoln: Now that "that's" all over with, we can now continue eati-
Before Lincoln can say another word, a sudden crash on the cafeteria wall was heard throughout the area. The wall with the windows that reflects sunlight in it became rubble and smoke as a sudden familiar figure can be seen through the mist of dusts.
?: ...Alas, we meet again, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Y-You! I thought I told you to stay out of my school, you bastard!
?: Oh...It seems that our relationship with each other hasn't change.
Lincoln: Why would there be change? You torture your illegitimate daughter, you want to destroy their family, and you keep bugging me to join your side just like what Darth Vader did to Luke back in Star Wars.
?: I don't care about that reference, I don't care about my weak bastard of a daughter, and I don't care about how many times you rejected my side. Because I'm not as weak as the Joestars. For I am not JoJo...BUT IT WAS I, DIO!
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
Lincoln: ...Dio...you son of a gun...you've always didn't cared for anything. Your only goal is to destroy the Joestar bloodline and have more and more power than the government itself. You're worse than Kars and Thanos!
Dio: Oh, them? Yeah, I'm stronger than those two henchmen.
Lincoln: "Henchmen"? What do you mean by henchmen?
Dio: I mean they're my henchmen. They work for me now since I planted a flesh bud onto their heads. As I said, I'm stronger than them. Now they all look at me like I'm their God. No...I am God...
Suddenly, the new exchange student with a long, white hair came to the scene. She was none other than Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha.
Raphiel: Blasphemy! There's no way you can surpass God with that kind of attitude! You have no right to put God out of His throne!
Satania: Raphi! That's soooo not you. Hehehe~
Raphiel: *Puts a sadistic smile* Will you shut up for a minute, Satania-san?
Satania: *Jumps back in here* O-okay...sorry...
Dio: Ho? Who dares to best the Almighty Dio at this point? I'll have you know, you filthy humans are as useless as a mud.
Raphiel: Human? Me? Hahahahahah! What a dumb specie you are. You're as gullible as a little demon.
Satania: Hey, that's a little bit off! Don't you think?
Raphiel: *Puts back her menacing innocent smile* Satania-san, if you don't shut up then there will be no more melon bread for you. I will give it to the dog you care about the most as you suffer from watching your bread getting eaten by a white little dog. Won't you like that, you little toy?
Satania: Uwaaaaah! I don't like your tone, waaaaaah!
Raphiel: *Turns back to Dio* As for you... I don't we're gonna like our first meet.
Dio: Oh, but I'm gonna love it...I'm gonna love crushing you with my stand power! Za Waru-
?: STAR PLATINUM, ZA WARUDO!
Eventually, Time Stops...
?: *Sigh* Even if I did kill you back in the 80's, you still did manage to get back up from your grave back in this country's respawn days. Also, I became a teenage highschooler again even though I have a job at the Speedwagon Foundation. Josuke was also my classmate, along with Koichi, Okuyasu, and the others. But there's also a bizarre thing that really bothers me...Kakyoin...is still alive...God bless this country, I guess...So anyways, with that said, I, Kujo Jotaro, will put your knees to the ground where you belong. Why?... because you really bug me, Lincoln, and the whole class off. Especially me, I always hate seeing you on my school. Yare Yare Daze...*Makes his stand clutches fists* You really are a pain in the ass...
ORA!
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
ORAAAAA!
Jotaro repeatedly punched Dio on the abdomen until the stand's time-stop limit was reached
Jotaro: And so, time flows again.
Time Continues...
Dio: *Flew towards the wall and hits the school's playground for elementary schoolers* BUGAAAAH!
Jotaro: Yare yare... Some things just doesn't change, does it?
Dio: Jotaro... You... I'LL DESTROY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY BLOODLINE!
Jotaro: Go ahead and try, you old geezer. Don't expect to go home with a nice face.
Dio: *Cough* This is not the last time you'll see me, Jotaro. Someday, when I get those stones, I'll be unstoppable as I kill each and everyone of you Joestars.
Jotaro: And I'll make sure to make your face even uglier than it looks now. Also, how can you attack us in broad daylight? Shouldn't you be a vampire or something?
Dio: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Jotaro...have you seen what's in my hand?
Jotaro: What the hell are you talki- *gasp* No... It can't be... Is that... THE INFINITY GAUNTLET?!
Dio: Yes Jotaro, this is the gauntlet I ordered Thanos to make. You see, I still haven't put any stones on my gauntlet yet. So I told Thanos to make the user of this gauntlet "Heat Resistant" so that it can protect me from the sun.
Jotaro: Yare Yare... if you only want to mess with us, just get the hell out of here. You're just a nuisance to this school.
Dio: Actually, I came here to find some stones that inherit great powers. But YOU have to show up, wouldn't you?
Jotaro: Shut the hell up! If you want some stones then I'll make Josuke turn you into stone just like what happened to that stand user Angelo.
Dio: Wha-Who? Nevermind... fighting you is useless for now. Soon I'll be able to kill all your relatives and everyone will praise their Lord, Dio!
Jotaro: I said shut the fuck up and get the hell out of here.
Dio: Fine, I'll return to my lair while I wait for the moment where I'll kill you. Till the next time we meet, Jotaro... *crawls towards the bushes then fled*
Jotaro: ...Yare Yare Daze... Josuke, fix this wall.
Josuke: *walks up to Jotaro* Alright, Mr. Jotaro. Crazy Diamond! DORA!
Pile of rubble coming from the broken wall and window came back to their original form because of Josuke's stand Crazy Diamond.
Jotaro: Thanks, Josuke.
Josuke: Anytime!
After all the things happened a while ago, Jotaro's expression went back to normal as he walks away from the canteen area. But suddenly, he was stopped by the angel who came to oppose Dio face-to-face.
Jotaro: Huh? What is it?
Raphiel: I have a few questions about that guy who claims to be God. First of all, who was that guy?
Jotaro: Well, you see, that blonde guy's name was Dio Brando but it changed to only DIO because he claims that he "transcended above humanity".
Raphiel: Oh, so that guy's name was Dio... How incompetent. Calling himself "God" as if he managed to rule over heaven. That's preposterous!
Jotaro: Believe me, it really is.
Raphiel: So anyways, are those things that appears on your back called stands?
Jotaro: Yeah, they're basically stands. If you don't have one, just use the arrow that gives you stand powers. But I suggest you not to. There's a high chance of death and an average chance of awakening a stand.
Raphiel: But, can this "arrow" be used in angels?
Jotaro: Angels? What are you talking about?
Raphiel: Oops, I'm sorry. My mouth slipped.
Jotaro: ...Don't tell me... That you're... An angel.
Raphiel: Well, since I'm a being created by God, I cannot tell lies except when it comes to Satania-san, hehe~. I'm an angel myself. Wait... didn't you heard my class introduction?
Jotaro: I'm on the restroom at that time.
Raphiel: Oh, sorry.
Jotaro: No need. Anyways, I think it can work on anyone. But the arrow went missing in town last week. So there's no way you can have the arrow nor a stand.
Raphiel: Don't worry, I don't need one. I always pray for blessings and good luck from my Lord. And I also have angelic powers so... that's only what I've got.
Jotaro: Yare Yare Daze... Anyways, if you saw Dio or any other suspicious guys who resembles Dio on the streets, don't engage immediately. Just get away from him or something and it'll leave you alone. But if he dared to make direct contact with you, call the Speedwagon Foundation immediately. I'll locate your whereabouts. here's the number to my job.
Jotaro asked for Raphiel's phone and she gave it to him while he added the number on her contacts.
Jotaro: Here you go.
Raphiel: Thank you for being so kind. May God bless you on your daily life.
Jotaro: Whatever, just don't cause any ruckus around. Do you understand?
Raphiel: Yes, Mr. Jotaro.
Jotaro: Jotaro, just call me Jotaro.
Raphiel: Alright!
The two went back to their own business like nothing happened. Jotaro went to a vending machine to buy some canned coffee while Raphiel went back to her group.
Lincoln: Hey Raphiel, that was some real shit you've got there with Dio.
Raphiel: I mean, it has to be done though.
Lincoln: Eh, couldn't agree more. So... now that you know that bizarre things happen at this school, I hope y'all study hard and make sure you have much more fun than study.
Everyone: ...Alright!
Lincoln: Aah... Good to hear.
The bell rang as soon as they've finished eating and all students went back to their respective classrooms.
Lincoln: Well, let's head back to class, shall we?
Okuma: Right.
Gabriel: Whatever.
Wow! This took me long enough to make. Just got some more school work done and our exam is just next week. Hope you all enjoyed this story. And I'll see you guys next time! This is RLL Productions, signing out!
Another Note: I haven't managed to show the real important connections between Lincoln and Dio so... sorry 'bout that.