So. Here's the third chapter of my reader insert, Do You Like Wurst! I hope this fic turns out alright XD Warnings are DEFINITELY SUGGESTIVE DIALOGUE, AND THERE MIGHT BY CUSSING.

DISCLAIMER: ONCE AGAIN, I DO NOT OWN HETALIA OR LUDWIG BEILSCHMIDT!

Here's the chapter now, so go read XD:

You look away immediately, your face as red as a ripe tomato. Ludwig's eyes widen and he blushes as well, freezing in his position.

"Uh... A-Alright." He takes out the leftover wurst and sets it on the counter. You cover your face with your hands and you shake your head.

'Jesus Christ I'm such an idiot!'

He looks down at the ground after putting the plate in a microwave, setting it to 1 minute. Ludwig leans against the counter and looks at you, his face a lovely shade of crimson. "Have you ever had vurst?" You hear the faint voice of Ludwig from the kitchen and you look up at him from across the room.

"Nope. I have wanted to try it though." You reply, the embarrassing statement still on your mind. He nods and opens the door to the microwave, taking out the plate and grabbing a fork before heading back to the living room. He sits down beside you and places the plate in your lap.

"Vell, I made zis yesterday. You'll like it, trust me." You nod and look down at it. Your mind instantly falls into the gutter and you think about how suggestive eating this wurst is going to be.

And he's sitting right next to you as well.

You sigh and take the fork, stabbing one of the sausage links and holding it up. "It smells amazing!" He nods and smiles softly, leaning back on the couch.

"Danke _." He replies as you smile and take a bite.

"Oh my god this is amazing." You say, your mouth full. he blushes a bit and smiles.

"Bitte, don't talk vis your mouth full." You nod and close your mouth, closing your eyes and sitting back. You swallow and look over at Ludwig.

"For my first time trying wurst, that was pretty awesome." You smile, taking another bite. He looks down at the ground.

'I wonder if his mind is as dirty as mine.' You think, staring at the plate. He laughs deeply, and you blush. 'That is the manliest laugh I've ever heard.'

"You sound like mein bruder. He says awesome all ze time." He replies, shaking his head. "Gilbert is alvays kind of annoying."

You smile and swallow. "Yeah, I have a little _(brother/sister)_ that gets on my nerves." He looks over at you, smiling.

"Ja, but ze bruder I'm talking about is older zan me." Your eyes widen and you gasp.

"You have an older brother? You seem like the more mature type though." You say, a bit disbelieving. "How old are you?" You know it's a bit improper to ask, but at least he's not a woman.

"I'm 18."

PLOT TWIST: GERMANY IS 18 SO IT'S LEGAL FOR HIM TO FUCK YOU XDXDXD! Once again, dear readers, please review! It will be much appreciated! I really love this, and hopefully I'll be able to write chapter 4 today too! Thanks a bunches for reading this! It probably sucks XD

Translations:

"Danke." - "Thank you."

"Bitte" - "Please"

"Mein bruder" - "My brother"