NOTE: Ok, this poem is just a random thing I wrote in math today. So if it doesnt make sense, im sorry. its random, and I...wrote it in like...2 minutes. random words popped into my head, and blah blah blah. I bet youre not even reading this note. -sigh- oh well. on with the poem...

-A poem by Lt. Riza Hawkeye-

To my dear Colonel...

I see you looking out the window

Gazing at the sky

When I watch you do these things

It makes me wonder why...

Sure, you do stupid things

Alot of them, might I add...

If you slam that phone down like that one more time,

You'll make me very. Very mad.

It's true, you're a pervert,

But you still have class

And if you EVER put a mini-skirt on me,

IM GONNA KICK YOUR FRICKIN' ASS!

My dear Colonel...

I hope you're not reading this

Cause if you are and I find out...

I'll pull out my 42

And your brains will be scattered all about...

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Yes, I know... Riza usually doesnt cuss THAT bad...but hey. i was pretty pissed when I wrote this...I have fricken health for P and FA and the fricken bitch gave us homework i have P and FA 2nd period, and math 3rd period. so ya, i was still fuming. and i write to get things outta my mind and...agh, there I go blabbing again. damn, i have to break that habit. oh, and if there are any typos or grammar mistakes, i was multi-tasking...alot. i was singing, listening to Maroon5, eating candy, babysitting, writing another poem for this story and thats it. AGH! IM BLABBING A-FUCKING-GAIN! QUIT TYPING! -knocks self out- ugh...