Warnings: Same old raunchiness and overuse of tacky euphemisms.

Lessons in Shinobi Love

Chapter 3: Opening the Final Gate

"Lee!" Gai shouted from behind his subordinate, who was currently pleasing his long time crush.

Lee stood up from his position between Sakura's legs, wiping the remaining nectar from his mouth with the back of his hand. He turned to his sensei. "Yes sensei? Am I doing well?"

"Yes. You have made me very proud. And it seems our youthful blossom has equally enjoyed your performance," Gai replied, giving Lee a thumbs up and a flashy smile. "I think it's time though, that you reveal your secret weapon, the throbbing beast that lies within your pants!"

"Yes! Show me your beast, you sexy idiot!" Sakura exclaimed as she sat up and reached out for Lee. She grasped the green material on his chest, and pulled him towards her. He turned to her, a look of surprise on his face.

"I love you Sakura! I will try my best to fulfill your every desire!" Lee exclaimed. Tears poured from the eyes of both of the Konoha green beasts.

"Go for it Lee!" Gai chanted, holding a fist out before him as the tears continued to rain heavily from his eyes.

Sakura watched anxiously as Lee removed his clothes in a quick flash just as his sensei had done, sending his green spandex soaring across the room. To her utter delight, his little beast, was not so little, in fact, it was larger than his superior's. Even Gai was caught off guard by the size of Lee's hidden weapon. Lee's confidence quickly faded though, as the current situation became clear in his mind. He was about to do the forbidden dance with his crush of over five years, the love of his life. "Sakura, are you certain this is your wish? Are you speaking from intoxication, or from your heart?"

"I've always wanted you Lee. Now take me!" Sakura screamed. "I'm tired of waiting. If you don't hop on right now, I'll take your sensei instead!"

Worried that his little beast was about to be denied his battle, Gai took desperate measures. "Lee! You are too tense and uneasy about this! You must engage her immediately!" Swiftly, he ran to the kitchen and back to the bedroom, just as Lee turned to him inquisitively. "Take this Lee!" he exclaimed, reaching out a hand that held a small glass. Lee reluctantly took the glass, peering inside at the few drops of liquid that rolled around at the bottom.

"What is this sensei? Some sort of muscle or sense-enhancing drug?" Lee questioned as he examined the dark liquid.

"Do not question it Lee! Just drink it!" Gai commanded.

With a quick nod of compliance, Lee closed his eyes and drank the few drops of warm liquid. His eyes shot open as realization struck him. Gai watched apprehensively, silently praying to the heavens that he had not made a mistake by giving Lee sake. Even it was a miniscule amount, there was no telling how Lee would react.

Lee's body shook violently for a brief moment before his entire body went limp and his head dropped, his chin resting against his naked chest.

Sakura, growing impatient, demanded, "Gai-sensei, bring your hot ass over here now!" Her loud voice alerted Lee, his head lifting as he came to full attention. His eyes narrowed dangerously at Sakura. She gazed up at him almost fearfully as he crawled onto the bed, hovering over her dominantly.

"Your battle is with me, Sakura-san," Lee growled eerily low.

Sakura's eyes lit up with excitement. "Now that's what I'm talking about!" she purred as Lee grasped her wrists, pinning her hands against the bed.

"I will not hold back, my little cherry blossom!" Lee announced as he took her wrists into one hand and gripped her right thigh with the other.

"Gods Lee, you are so hot!" Sakura screamed as Lee forced her legs open despite how willing she was.

Before she new it, Sakura was pinned against the wall at the head of the bed, held up merely by Lee's arms wrapped around her thighs. Without delay, Lee was inside her and she cried to the heavens as he thrust violently at her tight little flower.

"Open the first gate Lee!" Gai exclaimed.

Sakura's green eyes grew wide. "You've got to be kidding me! This isn't a combat!" Her voice cracked as Lee thrust inside her.

"Yes Sakura-san, this is a battle... a battle to fulfill your needs, to aid you in enjoying the springtime of youth!" Lee exclaimed proudly. His eyes grew dark as he yelled, "I'm opening the first chakra gate!" His pace grew substantially and his grip on Sakura's thighs tightened.

"Bring... me... more... sake... now Gai!" Sakura howled between poundings as the wall behind her began to crack from the sheer force exerted against her body. She closed her eyes in ecstasy until she heard Gai call out to her.

"Sakura, here is your request!" Gai called out as he held a small glass near her right hand. She quickly snatched it up, downing the burning liquid just before Lee snatched the glass from her hand and threw it across the room. The glass shattered and Lee crushed his lips against Sakura's, nearly taking her breath away as he continued to pummel her sweet flower.

Sakura's eyes grew glossy again, and a placid smile spread across her face.

"You're doing great Lee!" Gai called out, watching in admiration as his star student opened the next two gates.

Lee was now thrusting with so much vigor that the wall began to crumble, pieces of drywall falling onto Sakura's shoulders as she moaned and cried her feelings of joy.

"Fourth gate open!" Lee yelled, "Fifth gate open!" The next thing Sakura new, the wall behind her burst and she was sent soaring through along with Lee, who even in their flight kept up the insanely fast pace. They crashed onto the hardwood floor of Gai's training room, a sharp gasp escaping Sakura's lips. Lee gave her no time to proclaim her pleasure as he captured her lips once again.

Gai stood just outside the hole in the bedroom, watching his student's most pride-filled moment in history. He was witnessing his little green beast blooming into a beautiful young man. His heart cried out in joy and a fountain of tears poured from his eyes. "You can do it Lee! Open the sixth gate!" he cheered.

Lee surpassed what he had never thought possible, he opened the sixth gate, chakra flowing through his entire body as he rammed his delicate flower like a freight train. Come on Lee! Your sensei is watching. You can do it. Just two more gates! Make Gai-sensei proud! Lee told himself as he prepared to open the seventh chakra gate. An aura of chakra engulfed him and his fragile flower beneath him. Her eyes rolled back inside her head as her body went almost entirely numb. The sake mixed with unimaginable pleasures sent her head spinning.

"Seventh... gate... open!" Lee shouted. Splinters from the wooden floor boards surrounding them began to lift into the air, Lee's chakra bending the wood panels. "Final... gate... open!" he screamed. An enormous burst of chakra filled the room and time seemed to stop for Lee as he obliterated the wooden floor. He watched in slow motion as his lovely cherry blossom screamed his name loud enough for the entire village to hear. As they reached their climax together, Sakura slowly faded into darkness, falling unconscious with a smile of pure delight on her soft face.

As the time seemed to catch back up to speed, Lee gazed down lovingly at his favorite flower. He had never imagined sharing something so wonderful with her. He allowed the gates to close as he slowly removed beastly weapon from her petals. Once on his feet, he turned to the hole in the wall behind him. His sensei stood there, lips quivering and eyes watering.

"Lee! I'm so proud of you!" Gai finally blurted as he darted through the hole and embraced his student in a warm embrace. Lee gazed up at his mentor, both of the crying uncontrollably as they held each other tightly, uncaring that their naked body parts were freely brushing against each other.

"Thank you Gai-sensei! I have learned so much from this training! I will forever remember this day, and think of you in the future every time I engage Sakura-san!"

After finally breaking their embrace, Lee made his way to Sakura's limp, and seemingly ravished, body. Gently, he scooped her delicate body into his arms and carried her to the bed. He lay her down and pulled the sheets over her.

"For now I think we shall rest," Gai spoke sternly, "Tomorrow we can resume your training. Perhaps I can demonstrate a few of my secret techniques."

Lee nodded, and the two naked green beasts gave each other their signature nice guy poses, their pearly whites glistening proudly after a hard days work.

A/N: I should really be punished for writing such a story, but it was fun. I really hope that some of you have sick enough humor to enjoy this, and perhaps even lend me your thoughts. There will be one more chapter involving the aftermath of Sakura's St. Patrick's Day adventures.

Also, I had some difficulty uploading this chapter for some odd reason. I ended up having to just upload a random file and replace the text with that of the chapter, but it came out a little garbled. I did my best to fix the errors, but I'm sure I missed a few. Please inform me of any strange question marks, missing spaces, or any other key strokes that don't belong or are missing. Thanks!