Disclaimer: To Reiterate I own nothing. Cept my ideas. and evn then its one giany crack-fic between me and some friends.

Namikaze Kotoro shivered as a chill crept into the air around them. 'Oh yeah,' He thought. 'This girl is perfect.' He opened the door and stood back as his new demon girl entered a room full qualifying applicants. He opened the door of the adjoining room, and walked in just in time to see her walk to a group that had gathered in the corner through the one-sided mirror.

"See," said Kris. "I told you she would make it."

"Wow," whispered another interviewer, "Namikaze san never passes anyone. How did she…?"

"Namikaze. Can hear you," said Namikaze. "If you want to know why she passed then why don't you ask him?" He turned and glared at the person who had spoken. He then turned on Kris, "and how exactly did you 'know' she would pass?"

"Well," said Kris. "I met her shortly before the interviews started. I don't think that she knew I was a proctor though. She seemed to be good, but I was a bit worried about her attitude she seemed too nice to be a jinchiruki."

"Her concept is not a demon host, but the actual demon itself."

"But…. That's impossible Namikaze san! It has human form. She must be a host!"

"On the contrary, the way she sees it the ten tails should be a free spirit, intelligent, powerful, and equipped to hunt humans without their notice. So its appearance also falls under that of a human, to help it escape the notice of those who hunt it. She has a binder full of handwritten fan fictions describing its traits, and how it acts and carries itself."

"Yes," said Kris narrowing his eyes. "I saw several such binders' as well. Tell me, was she also equipped with character development sketches"

Namikaze turned, surprised. "Yes, and she claimed to have drawn them all. If she did, then she will have quite the career awaiting her, if she lives through this..."

Kris surveyed the other proctors, "Did anyone else get binders?" Several people raised their hands. "How many of them passed?"

"I passed my binder."

"Me too."

"I passed two binders as well."

"So that makes… seven overall. Alright can you point them out to me?" the three people in question took a moment to search the crowd on the other side of the glass. Then they all pointed to a group in the corner, the same one the demon girl had gone to. "I wonder," whispered Kris, he glanced over at Namikaze. 'uh oh' he thought. 'He's smiling, that can't be good.'

…

The contestants who had managed to pass the preliminary rounds had gathered in groups according to village. They were sizing up the competition for their positions. Or at least most of them had. There was a small group in the corner that had several different ones including akatsuki, konoha, and even the ten tails.

Suddenly music emanated from their corner. The demon girl had sat down and was typing something [1]into her computer while also listening to music. Several minutes later the contestants not in the group were ready to try and kick her out, when the door from the hall burst open. The person who had entered looked around.

"Where the h3ll is that music coming from! Everyone turned and pointed to the corner. The proctors slowly started to file out of the next room. "Whoever is playing it had better stop or they will be automatically disqualified!"

One of the Akatsuki turned and nudged the girl's shoulder. "Hey, Kim," he said. "You should save and quit now. I think they are ready for the next part."

"Ok. Just let me finish this sentence or I will forget it and it will kill me later 'cuz it is perfect." The music stopped but now the fast clicking of the keys could be heard. Then, quiet, "Thanks, done now." She quickly packed up the computer and looked up to see everyone's eyes on her. She blushed.

"If we are done interrupting the selection process now," said the person at the door. "Then, may we please continue to the next step?"

[1] Writing about me writing my fan fic., in my fan fic. It's fic-ception!